~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[pinkparkhorse]

Doesn’t like caressing his nipples with feathers & cushions

Doesn’t have nipples

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Doesn’t have nipples

Has many nipples

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Has many nipples

Is jealous of my many nipples.

 

[intrepidgoodtime]

Is jealous of my many nipples.

Has ground marijuana stuck in her pubic hair

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Has ground marijuana stuck in her pubic hair

That could be true actually. I should check

Once tried to smoke pubic hair.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Has crabs... Hermit Crabs.

 

[intrepidgoodtime]

That could be true actually. I should check

Once tried to smoke pubic hair.

Almost true! Not really lol…

Religiously freezes her lovers’ ejaculate for protein shakes…

 

[Series 6]

Almost true! Not really lol…

Religiously freezes her lovers’ ejaculate for protein shakes…

Goes to adult movie theaters with a water pistol full of ranch dressing.

 

[intrepidgoodtime]

Goes to adult movie theaters with a water pistol full of ranch dressing.

Ugh…I think it would be too viscous to fire.

Missed order 66 because they were jerking off to Lit Forums

 

[EctoJohn]

Has a doctorate in Advanced Lego Contruction.

 

[Jodaily]

Favorite pastime is reenacting the battle at the Alamo

 

[LostHorizon]

Jo stands for job offers… not what we think it means.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Hides others’ horizons from sheer jealousy

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Can’t move on from the past and always replays it in their head

 

[Him15]

Made a fortune selling self help gorilla books

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Currently watching bank heist tutorials

 

[Him15]

Currently watching bank heist tutorials

Nah somone already stole the gems

Once defeated chuck norris in a beard off. Made more impressive by not having a beard.

 

[sunset_dreaming]

Once danced naked with a badger at a folk music festival….

 

[Series 6]

Once danced naked with a badger at a folk music festival….

Has an extensive collection of badger porn on VHS

 

[SimonSex]

Grew up so poor, they couldn’t pay attention.

 

[kellyt1994]

Does things with with government cheese that cannot be mentioned out of respect for public decency.

 

[SusanHoward]

Stretches my panties whenever he borrows them

 

[Series 6]

Stretches my panties whenever he borrows them

Rarely ever wears panties anyway

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Rarely ever wears panties anyway

Wears panties as a respirator filter

 

[MrPimms]

His porn star move involves a lightsaber, snorkelling mask, and an approximation of the ‘Force crush’ move