~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Baztrachian]

Has never committed the same offense twice.

 

[EctoJohn]

They hve a collection of pens from every town they've ever visited.

 

[Coyote100]

Has no need for pens because he nèver learnèd to write.

 

[EctoJohn]

Is a professional typewriter repair man.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Steals door stops whenever he can

 

[EctoJohn]

Has never seen a McDonald's.

 

[Coyote100]

His favorite thing to eat is a Big Mac.

 

[MrPimms]

Has a framed display of burger wrappers which provides a scintillating topic of conversation at dinner parties, followed by a slideshow of historic locations of the restaurant chain.

 

[EctoJohn]

Was once President of Andorra.

 

[Cindy027]

Doesn't care that the ABC threads sometimes skip a letter.

 

[Jodaily]

Loves skipping abc letters just to annoy people.

 

[EctoJohn]

His Halloween costume this year is a strange background character from Caddyshack.

 

[kellyt1994]

His Halloween costume this year is a strange background character from Caddyshack.

I thought his wet Baby Ruth costume was clever.

 

[Series 6]

I thought his wet Baby Ruth costume was clever.

Doesn’t give candy to trick-or-treaters. Only gives boxes of raisins. Her house gets viciously toilet papered every year, and she loves it.

 

[Coyote100]

He takes Covid protection seriously.

 

[EctoJohn]

Finds north by looking at the moon and screaming "Hey, buddy, where the fuck is north?!"

 

[kathyisgr65]

Finds north by looking at the moon and screaming "Hey, buddy, where the fuck is north?!"

Naked phobic..must be completely clothed at all times.. including shoes socks and bowtie

 

[Coyote100]

Naked phobic..must be completely clothed at all times.. including shoes socks and bowtie

It is easy to talk her into playing on Lit.

 

[Aquelle]

It is easy to talk her into playing on Lit.

Has some wolf DNA sprinkled in.

 

[Sexydrana]

@Aquelle is hosting a New Year’s Eve soirée but we all have to behave so don’t blow this for us everyone!

 

[Coyote100]

Says the guy who's been trying all night..I am a slut..yes...easy..no

She really enjoys playing hard to get.

 

[Coyote100]

Has some wolf DNA sprinkled in.

Has often wondered what it would be like to mate with a wolf.

 

[EctoJohn]

Doesn't know the difference between a wolf, coyote, and a fox.

 

[Series 6]

Doesn't know the difference between a wolf, coyote, and a fox.

Thinks Ray Parker Junior should be in the rock ‘n’ roll Hall of Fame.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Thinks Ray Parker Junior should be in the rock ‘n’ roll Hall of Fame.

Thinks sublime is a church percussion group