~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Bloodandglitter]

(Supposed to be lies! I am ace, like Ace Rimmer)

Has own entrance music for entering the house.

Rimmer!!!!!

 

[Bloodandglitter]

He prefers Baymax over Stitch

 

[Him15]

Idk are you satisfied with your care @Bloodandglitter

She was not satisfied with her care.

 

[EctoJohn]

He once hung out with Richard Nixon during a time travel session where Nixon went forward in time with the Doctor.

 

[Him15]

He once hung out with Richard Nixon during a time travel session where Nixon went forward in time with the Doctor.

Helped Nixon fillabuster our conversation Frost Nixon style.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Helped Nixon fillabuster our conversation Frost Nixon style.

their badness level is unusually high for someone of their size

 

[Him15]

their badness level is unusually high for someone of their size

Got ignored by Apollo

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Has slept with three Playboy centerfolds

 

[Him15]

Has slept with three Playboy centerfolds

Favorite carebeae is grumpy bear

 

[MedicalMuse]

Got ignored by Apollo

Do you think he could?

Favorite carebeae is grumpy bear

Isn’t really that bad

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Do you think he could?

Isn’t really that bad

Performed an appendectomy on Rubble from the Paw Patrol...with her eyes closed

 

[Him15]

Do you think he could?

Isn’t really that bad

Of course not, thus the basless lie

Used to rock the bride of frankentien hair

 

[MedicalMuse]

Of course not, thus the basless lie

Used to rock the bride of frankentien hair

i totally could now. I have white stripes I won’t give into yet!

Wears a pink tutu and attends ballet classes to work on their coordination

 

[Him15]

i totally could now. I have white stripes I won’t give into yet!

Wears a pink tutu and attends ballet classes to work on their coordination

Do it!
Nah I dont fit into tutus, ever since...the incident

Can recite the raven from memory

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Raps the song Doin it by LL Cool J in its entirety during sex. Cums exactly when the song ends

 

[MedicalMuse]

Raps the song Doin it by LL Cool J in its entirety during sex. Cums exactly when the song ends

Does the Humpty, complete with the disguise from the music video.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Does the Humpty, complete with the disguise from the music video.

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

 

[MedicalMuse]

Do it!
Nah I dont fit into tutus, ever since...the incident

Can recite the raven from memory

I need to know about this incident

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

She’s overrated in bed



Sorry but I do imagine that’s a lie

Is an utter weakling. No muscle whatsoever.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I need to know about this incident




Is an utter weakling. No muscle whatsoever.

Has a YouTube series where she gangsta raps the Canterbury Tales

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Is not, in fact, a Carebear.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Is not, in fact, a Carebear.

No she’s not carebear… but in fact a clever cat that’s learned to type

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

No she’s not carebear… but in fact a clever cat that’s learned to type

Is secretly wearing 47 layers of clothing

 

[EctoJohn]

Always carries a Slinky on them.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Isn’t named John

 

[Coyote100]

Has realized that she is no longer interested in sexual relations with anyone.