Post Your Breasts With Size - Ver 5

[PetiteBrunette3434]

oh and I don't think I have spoken to you yet, and I see you are newer Hi. I am justanother boring cliche hanging out on lit looking for something to do. I swear that I am not this crazy ass bitch that goes around screaming and throwing cats at random women. I am a crazy ass bitch, but usually the fun kind. This cunt falafel is just my BEC, and I am trying to make him to uncomfortable to stay and pollute ampics threads like he does others. I swear I can be a nice person. I swear.

Hahaha!
Hello Justa, my pleasure!
Cheers!

 

[AlliaPotestas]

well, first kudos to you for changing your avatar picture from pretending to be a random non consenting woman who just happened to be standing on a beach, holding a wallet, and offering a hand up to some, to at least a woman who is posing is a step up. Ms blue bikini did not ask for that, and by doing that, you are a giant douchewaddle

one thing you will find in Ampics is that everyone is big on consent. A man posts pictures of his girlfriend or wife, he will be asked if she provided consent to be posted here. That is what I love about ampics users and what I find most offensive about you. It isn't the lying or fraud, though that is a douche move too, it is that you have often posted groups of dressed girls or singular dressed girls who did not provide consent to being the face of the most fucked up dude in america's pervy porn game.

I could fly off the handle again, but I have to make breakfast for my family, so please just sit back and read page 21 again, starting from the first post. I linked it for you in case your literacy and counting skills are equivalent to your photoshop skills and opinions on the intelligence of the members of lit.

this also goes for the dudes that still haven't figured out he is a dude posting other peoples pictures.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1492282&page=21

next kudos for then realizing you didn't photoshop the picture and avi you just posted enough, so you butchered another one better, changed your avi, and deleted the picture.

and fuck did you really butcher this avi. You are most likely correct in thinking I can't match that. I will edit page 21 with others I have matched at some point, as well as these today if I succeed, because obviously some people still just don't get it.

but I reiterate, every time you show on ampics, I will call you out.

I am a reasonable woman, if you are a woman, call my gif with your own gif. I know justadesperatewifeandmom is really long, justa is fine. Or if you are going to get together with Lindsey Pelas, Tosh, Beth Lily and all the pros whose pictures you have stolen, please address Titty hate mail to Rachel. I would so love that, seriously screen saver everywhere.

If you continue to post stolen material here or pros, I will call you out every single time. If you are a douche that has issues with consent and amateurs, just go back to the GB. Maybe make an introduction post on the GB, include some of your pictures and videos. I will make popcorn.

Again, if you are really actually a woman, and not a man with a dick, just duplicate the gif anyone (because everything you say is lies, and no one will believe you without, including myself) own up to the truth, stop using non consenting females, just use yourself, and I will change my tune. people are sometimes assholes, everyone is. Just own up and correct it, and move forward.

Otherwise, continuing to be here, you are just a joke.

Plus side, I did learn there are people with titty writing fetishes. Just like sucking ones on nipples, I never knew. And you are giving me material for my next comedy skit, I can always use that. And you have given me dreams of my future screen saver. We all need dreams.








Jays, are you high? come on, please tell me you are high. or are you angling for titty hate mail, you can just ask.



As it should, as it should. not sure which is funnier, him or me giving a fuck. I know, I should just laugh. but the ass cheerio just really pisses me off. He is totally my lit bitch eating crackers.




it is the smart thing to do, in most cases. I have a rule of never ignoring anyone though. seems crazy, but I am paranoid. Ignoring is a slippery slope, starting the habit, and using lit the way I do, well I could block someone who is worse than I expected. like I highly doubt someone would dox you, or report you to your boss, or spouse. I am more likely to earn that kind of treatment. Thus I keep my eyes wide open and block no one ever, that way I can see something coming and adjust as needed, not have to adjust on the fly

Justa - you give me a hard on... just sayin’

On the rare occasions I can be arsed to call out the fakes, someone normally considers me a jealous miseryguts... I get bored of doing it, because honestly some of the men here don’t give a fuck - they’ll wank to anything...

 

[PetiteBrunette3434]

Justa - you give me a hard on... just sayin’

On the rare occasions I can be arsed to call out the fakes, someone normally considers me a jealous miseryguts... I get bored of doing it, because honestly some of the men here don’t give a fuck - they’ll wank to anything...

I am with Justa on this. Men are here, usually, because they prefer real non-pro ladies sharing a bit of themselves. That's what turns them on.
Internet is full of the rest, and anything is very easy to find over the Web. We'd like to keep this place clean from this, but it's impossible.
I think that if we find an obvious hoaxer like this one we can point him, but it is in fact the admin task to do this.

I admit some men here don't care. People are people. There are all kinds of individuals here. Like in the society. And as I could see again very recently, misunderstanding can easily occur, based on suppositions and misinterpretations. Internet, as texting, is very good at this...

Cheers!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Justa - you give me a hard on... just sayin’

On the rare occasions I can be arsed to call out the fakes, someone normally considers me a jealous miseryguts... I get bored of doing it, because honestly some of the men here don’t give a fuck - they’ll wank to anything...

Ah thanks. I really thought the first time would have worked. I did it with such flair.

I won't do it until I am 99.9999% sure, though. Hell, I've defended a fake, that I was 99% sure was fake, because the other persons call out logic wasn't sound. I looked for solid proof irrefutable proof, it just wasn't there. Plus if the men don't care, why should I. But they were using people who knew they were being photographed. That is my hill to die on, but also tougher to prove.

Also why I don't, well I noticed while catching up on what I missed, a pro's picture appeared in a thread here. Not a huge pro, but enough that I have seen dicks in her face before. So, of course, I looked at her activity, and I am 95% certain she actually really is that pro. I could be wrong. I mean I am not wrong about where I have seen her before, and as shocked as I was to see her here, i would be more shocked if she is faking (she made no mention of her history that i saw and has recently written stories since joining)

And also apparently we have indeed confirmed that I watch too much porn.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

and since I have disrupted the thread again, and when I disrupt a thread, I always try to make an offering. Though Fred did confirm he was ok with me calling out this specific person, I still feel the right thing to do is show my tits. (shouldn't that always be the right thing to do)

these are the pictures that I took yesterday, and while trying to take pornographic shots, I accidentally got a little artsy. I thought I would try to play with that and actually make them artsy

so Fred, 36M

 

[EndlessNameless]

and since I have disrupted the thread again, and when I disrupt a thread, I always try to make an offering. Though Fred did confirm he was ok with me calling out this specific person, I still feel the right thing to do is show my tits. (shouldn't that always be the right thing to do)

these are the pictures that I took yesterday, and while trying to take pornographic shots, I accidentally got a little artsy. I thought I would try to play with that and actually make them artsy

so Fred, 36M

Faaaaaaaake. Those boobs are so obviously photoshopped. If they aren't, that kind of surgery can be done over the weekend.

 

[rbijon]

and since I have disrupted the thread again, and when I disrupt a thread, I always try to make an offering. Though Fred did confirm he was ok with me calling out this specific person, I still feel the right thing to do is show my tits. (shouldn't that always be the right thing to do)

these are the pictures that I took yesterday, and while trying to take pornographic shots, I accidentally got a little artsy. I thought I would try to play with that and actually make them artsy

so Fred, 36M

Beautiful Art!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Faaaaaaaake. Those boobs are so obviously photoshopped. If they aren't, that kind of surgery can be done over the weekend.

Lol. When I Photoshop or surgically correct them, I am putting them up where they belong damn it. Or maybe over my shoulder. I mean I would like to do a boobs hang low gif, but just can't get the over the shoulder thing yet. So close yet so far. Maybe in a few years.

Beautiful Art!

Thank you. Sometimes art happens when you try to film porn I guess.

 

[rbijon]

Lol. When I Photoshop or surgically correct them, I am putting them up where they belong damn it. Or maybe over my shoulder. I mean I would like to do a boobs hang low gif, but just can't get the over the shoulder thing yet. So close yet so far. Maybe in a few years.



Thank you. Sometimes art happens when you try to film porn I guess.

Oh those heated moments where control and vulnerability meet.

 

[EndlessNameless]

Lol. When I Photoshop or surgically correct them, I am putting them up where they belong damn it. Or maybe over my shoulder. I mean I would like to do a boobs hang low gif, but just can't get the over the shoulder thing yet. So close yet so far. Maybe in a few years.

No, where they're at is perfect. I think if they sat anywhere else, it'd ruin them.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Oh those heated moments where control and vulnerability meet.

And where is that, well besides me walking in stilettos that is.

No, where they're at is perfect. I think if they sat anywhere else, it'd ruin them.

Well aren't you sweet. And also sounding like a man who hasn't gotten his tits stuck under his arm and then rolled over in his sleep.

 

[rbijon]

And where is that, well besides me walking in stilettos that is.

It's between reckless abandonment and sheer fun.

 

[EndlessNameless]

Well aren't you sweet. And also sounding like a man who hasn't gotten his tits stuck under his arm and then rolled over in his sleep.

Well I don't have tits to get stuck under my arm. Ever rolled over on your dick and crushed your balls? Huh? Huh!? Wait I don't think I've ever done that either, never mind. I'll offer to hold them while you sleep.

 

[ease037]

I do believe I am going to start a new thread so Justa can hijack it and then post an apology tit shot.

Justa, my dear, we have never interacted due to the fact that I am the quintessential 'lurker'.... but I have to say that you are a FUCKING TREASURE! Please keep up all that you do, you are so enjoyed !



...(back to the shadows I go)

 

[LushLeanora]

Beautiful, as is your speaking out for consent. Consent is sexy. Even if the said parties have negotiated a non-consensual thing, it's still based on their consent to respect limits. Consent is key folks

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It's between reckless abandonment and sheer fun.

ah ha, yeah I try to live there.

Well I don't have tits to get stuck under my arm. Ever rolled over on your dick and crushed your balls? Huh? Huh!? Wait I don't think I've ever done that either, never mind. I'll offer to hold them while you sleep.

lol. if that ever happens, please come back and update. and sure you can. I can even pass one over if you are laying next to me.

I do believe I am going to start a new thread so Justa can hijack it and then post an apology tit shot.

Justa, my dear, we have never interacted due to the fact that I am the quintessential 'lurker'.... but I have to say that you are a FUCKING TREASURE! Please keep up all that you do, you are so enjoyed !



...(back to the shadows I go)

lol. thanks. but yeah, that is why I started my own threads. I was spending too much time in other peoples' lol. See, I try really hard to not be an loud, obnoxious, over the top, rambling, bitch. However, the problem is I am actually a loud, obnoxious, over the top, rambling, bitch. once I saw how much time I was spending in others, the only polite thing to do was make my own, to make it easier for people to ignore me lol. However Fred still welcomes me, and I and pervs who want to jack off to my pictures but not read my bullshit owe him a great debt. That sweet man actually goes through all my shit and indexes it from time to time. I don't even want to go through all my shit. So since he is so nice, and invites me, I try to stop in while being respectful. and then I still just can't.

but yes, there are certain thread titles that would probably lure me, and sooner or later, my tits would end up there one way or another. They are total attention whores. You have an open invite to my thread, don't feel like you have to stay a lurker, well unless you are a giant douche, then stay a lurker

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Beautiful, as is your speaking out for consent. Consent is sexy. Even if the said parties have negotiated a non-consensual thing, it's still based on their consent to respect limits. Consent is key folks

exactly, and that is why this is my favorite section of lit. well that and I get to be a giant slut because it turns me on. ok maybe the giant slut is reason number one, but a higher level of respect than many of the areas of lit.

 

[Fitnessguru2018]

well since I am the one who went and derailed this, I will try to add something on point, while not using any profanity.

36M us, 36J uk, from below

Perfect

 

[Cuppers]

yes

I am aware...my breasts are not perfect. in face my niiples don li up

 

[PetiteBrunette3434]

I am aware...my breasts are not perfect. in face my niiples don li up

Oh, no! You are perfect, sire: Perfectly hilarious!!

 

[Fingathing]

I am aware...my breasts are not perfect. in face my niiples don li up

Are you also aware you don't know how to use Photoshop?

 

[SteeleRodman]

10

I am aware...my breasts are not perfect. in face my niiples don li up

Stop it! Your tits are amazing! Def a 10

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well it's been said the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over, and expecting different results.

Hum. Ok. One more try but with adaptability.

Just Me and my dog, Tata, hanging out in bed. 36M, 30D?
Hey, don't hate, following the rules of the thread and demonstrating my advanced skills.

http://i.imgur.com/xGEmxo6.jpg

 

[Matt12191982]

Well it's been said the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over, and expecting different results.

Hum. Ok. One more try but with adaptability.

Just Me and my dog, Tata, hanging out in bed. 36M, 30D?
Hey, don't hate, following the rules of the thread and demonstrating my advanced skills.

http://i.imgur.com/xGEmxo6.jpg

No hate here! Nothing but love!

 

[kingfupa]

Well it's been said the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over, and expecting different results.

Hum. Ok. One more try but with adaptability.

Just Me and my dog, Tata, hanging out in bed. 36M, 30D?
Hey, don't hate, following the rules of the thread and demonstrating my advanced skills.

http://i.imgur.com/xGEmxo6.jpg

WTF...is this the German dog porn I read so much about??