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quoll said:
Bangers people bangers, next you will be telling me you don't know what little boys are?

Ok maybe that is just a sick family thing.

You sure the "mystery bag" is a banger i thought they were pies.

"Little boys" are the short hot dog things aren't they?
 
australwind said:
I know what Little Boys are...... :devil:

I asked the littlest quoll what he wanted for lunch, "Little Boys thanks" which is fine at home, just wondering how well that will go over at kinder.
 
m.j.h said:
You sure the "mystery bag" is a banger i thought they were pies.

"Little boys" are the short hot dog things aren't they?

Apparently we are all correct, never heard it applied to pies before, but it fits just as well.

Someone gives you some dead horse, you could then use it on _______ ? Possibly all of these (Snorkers, Little boys, Mystery bags). Snorkers are sausages, as are mystery bags, but in some areas mystery bags could be a meat pie or chiko roll. Little boys are cocktail frankfurts. Dead horse is rhyming slang for (tomato) sauce. Pies can also go under the title of maggot bags.

Could be a state thing. What's a scallop? ;)
 
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Now that really depends on which state you are in......


I'm in a state of confusion constantly, but they're a really delicious shellfish that are delightful poached in white wine with a touch of garlic finished off with cream.

For others...they're potato slices dipped in batter and deep fried.
 
australwind said:
Now that really depends on which state you are in......


I'm in a state of confusion constantly, but they're a really delicious shellfish that are delightful poached in white wine with a touch of garlic finished off with cream.

For others...they're potato slices dipped in batter and deep fried.

never had the former but had plenty of the latter type of "Scallop"
 
quoll said:
Apparently we are all correct, never heard it applied to pies before, but it fits just as well.



Could be a state thing. What's a scallop? ;)


must be state thing as i always knew a pie and sauce as a "mystery bag and dead horse".


*Wonders what the yanks are making of all the slang*
 
m.j.h said:
never had the former but had plenty of the latter type of "Scallop"

What we mexicans call a potato cake.

Just lately safeway down here have decided to stop calling spring onions spring onions because in Sydney spring onions are called shallots, so the spring onions here are now going to be called shallots even though technically shallots are not spring onions but actual shallots.
Which brings to mind a few questions, if our spring onions are now shallots, what do we call our shallots?
For that matter what do they call shallots in Sydney?

If a scallop is a potato cake, what do you call a scallop?

Is a dim sim still a dim sim? Do you think the rumours about the contents are true?
(hey EJ, I think I just found a solution to your excess pussy problem)
 
quoll said:
What we mexicans call a potato cake.

Just lately safeway down here have decided to stop calling spring onions spring onions because in Sydney spring onions are called shallots, so the spring onions here are now going to be called shallots even though technically shallots are not spring onions but actual shallots.
Which brings to mind a few questions, if our spring onions are now shallots, what do we call our shallots?
For that matter what do they call shallots in Sydney?

If a scallop is a potato cake, what do you call a scallop?

Is a dim sim still a dim sim? Do you think the rumours about the contents are true?
(hey EJ, I think I just found a solution to your excess pussy problem)



aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Do not talk about pussies and dim sims in the same paragraph!!!!


You'll soon get to the KFC and rabbits debacle............I can tell...........
 
The other thing to note about that paragraph od yours Quoll...is north of the border they won't know what Safeway is......its Woolworths up there..........Its only Safeway in Victoria...... :p
 
quoll said:
What we mexicans call a potato cake.

Just lately safeway down here have decided to stop calling spring onions spring onions because in Sydney spring onions are called shallots, so the spring onions here are now going to be called shallots even though technically shallots are not spring onions but actual shallots.
Which brings to mind a few questions, if our spring onions are now shallots, what do we call our shallots?
For that matter what do they call shallots in Sydney?

If a scallop is a potato cake, what do you call a scallop?

Is a dim sim still a dim sim? Do you think the rumours about the contents are true?
(hey EJ, I think I just found a solution to your excess pussy problem)


No idea with the shallots as i don't buy the things. For that matter who the hell are Safeway, never heard of them.

Scallops are still scallops in the fancy places.

Never heard the rumours about dim sims but they taste bloody awful.
 
australwind said:
The other thing to note about that paragraph od yours Quoll...is north of the border they won't know what Safeway is......its Woolworths up there..........Its only Safeway in Victoria...... :p


Ah okay now i know what a safeway is.
 
australwind said:
You'll soon get to the KFC and rabbits debacle............I can tell...........


Don't know bout the rabbit thing but quite a few years ago we had a truckload of choock bound for KFC lose it's load on the highway.

I got a burger from one of the shops a few days later and i swear that it had a bit of road gravel in it. Bit into the thing and some extra crunchy bits that didn't look like they should be there were present.
 
m.j.h said:
Ah okay now i know what a safeway is.


So you will be able to shop in complete comfort south of the border knowing that the name might be diferent but the product is just as awful and more expensive... ;)
 
m.j.h said:
Don't know bout the rabbit thing but quite a few years ago we had a truckload of choock bound for KFC lose it's load on the highway.

I got a burger from one of the shops a few days later and i swear that it had a bit of road gravel in it. Bit into the thing and some extra crunchy bits that didn't look like they should be there were present.


That'll teach you for eating junk food!!! :D
 
australwind said:
aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Do not talk about pussies and dim sims in the same paragraph!!!!


You'll soon get to the KFC and rabbits debacle............I can tell...........
That's ok I like rabbit, it's the possum I'm not too keen on. :D :catroar:
 
australwind said:
So you will be able to shop in complete comfort south of the border knowing that the name might be diferent but the product is just as awful and more expensive... ;)

LOL Yep i'll just have to make sure i don't buy any dim sims.
 
quoll said:
That's ok I like rabbit, it's the possum I'm not too keen on. :D :catroar:


I happen to like rabbit too........I should give ytou the recipe for rabbit fillets poached in port with cranberries....its stunning...... ;)


Possums? The Nzers have it right they harvest them for their fur and spin it into "wool" ....makes a great knitting yarn..... but then they are an introduced pest over there............. ;)
 
australwind said:
The other thing to note about that paragraph od yours Quoll...is north of the border they won't know what Safeway is......its Woolworths up there..........Its only Safeway in Victoria...... :p
Oh right Woolies. Reminds me of the Fosseys / Target thing.

m.j.h said:
Never heard the rumours about dim sims but they taste bloody awful.

Maybe they use a different feral to make them up there :D
 
quoll said:
Oh right Woolies. Reminds me of the Fosseys / Target thing.



Maybe they use a different feral to make them up there :D

Don't care what they use to make them i won't eat the vile things.
 
quoll said:
Oh right Woolies. Reminds me of the Fosseys / Target thing.


You know something? When the rest of the world come back to this thread they will all be scratching their heads saying "what the fuck are they talking about?" :D

I remember the whole Fosseys/Target thing....its still evident in Echuca...... ;)
 
australwind said:
You know something? When the rest of the world come back to this thread they will all be scratching their heads saying "what the fuck are they talking about?" :D

I remember the whole Fosseys/Target thing....its still evident in Echuca...... ;)
I still call them Fosseys at times, people pull me up with that smug look, there is no such thing as Fosseys you know, it's Target now.
I usually pull out a handfull of delivery dockets all clearly stating Fosseys and wave them in their face and explain the fact that the name change is only window dressing, oh and it's Country Target arsehole.


Ok I'm starting to write drivel, time for me to pretend to watch a movie while falling asleep in the chair, have a great night guys.

The translation service will be open late tomorrow/today, we thank you for your patronage.

Don't patronise me you smug bastids.
 
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australwind said:
You know something? When the rest of the world come back to this thread they will all be scratching their heads saying "what the fuck are they talking about?" :D

I remember the whole Fosseys/Target thing....its still evident in Echuca...... ;)

Was just thinking the same thing.
probably get all the questions on ryhming slang etc.


Or they might just get pissed that we are whoring the thread at the moment.
 
quoll said:
I still call them Fosseys at times, people pull me up with that smug look, there is no such thing as fosseys you know it's Target now.
I usually pull out a handfull of delivery dockets all clearly stating Fosseys and wave them in their face and explain the fact that the name change is only window dressing, oh and it's Country Target arshole.


Ok I'm starting to write drivel, time for me to pretend to watch a movie while falling asleep in the chair, have a great night guys.

Have a good night.
 
quoll said:
I still call them Fosseys at times, people pull me up with that smug look, there is no such thing as Fosseys you know, it's Target now.
I usually pull out a handfull of delivery dockets all clearly stating Fosseys and wave them in their face and explain the fact that the name change is only window dressing, oh and it's Country Target arsehole.


Ok I'm starting to write drivel, time for me to pretend to watch a movie while falling asleep in the chair, have a great night guys.

The translation service will be open late tomorrow/today, we thank you for your patronage.

Don't patronise me you smug bastids.


Goodnight, mate................. :kiss: :rose:
 
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