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quoll said:
Dear Deity woman, I can feel my arteries hardening just reading this.


Just shows to go ya, I had a whole different set of meanings come to mind.

Fluffernutter - That's one of those off screen jobs on the set of a porno.

Snickerdoodle - That's what the fluffernutter does when she sees what she has to work with.

Whoopie pie - Well that's just obvious really.


This is where I was going too, but they eat these things!!!!! Can you believe it??? :cathappy:
 
australwind said:
This is where I was going too, but they eat these things!!!!! Can you believe it??? :cathappy:


I know just bizarre, think I'll stick to lamingtons, chocolate crackles and good ol' cheese and vegemite sangers. :p
 
australwind said:
This is not somethng yellow in a jar, is it?
i always took it for orange... but whatever it is, it's pretending to be all sorts of things.
 
quoll said:
I know just bizarre, think I'll stick to lamingtons, chocolate crackles and good ol' cheese and vegemite sangers. :p


And a dose of Pavlova chucked in for good measure .... :p
 
EJFan said:
i always took it for orange... but whatever it is, it's pretending to be all sorts of things.


mmmmmmmm well............ nothing compares to SPAM for originality of design... :p
 
australwind said:
mmmmmmmm well............ nothing compares to SPAM for originality of design... :p
it's the original
chunk
o'
meat
 
australwind said:
mmmmmmmm well............ nothing compares to SPAM for originality of design... :p
Now that's a bit unfair, what else are they going to do with all those snouts and entrails.
 
quoll said:
Now that's a bit unfair, what else are they going to do with all those snouts and entrails.
do you have scrapple in australia?
 
ok. i thought it might not be there... at least not by that name... here's the quick explanation:

take a pig... make your bacon, pork chops, ribs and all the traditional cuts of meat... then you make your balogna, hot dogs, sausage, etc.... whatever's left gets ground up with some corn meal and you have scrapple. it's the greatest of all the grey foods!
 
EJFan said:
ok. i thought it might not be there... at least not by that name... here's the quick explanation:

take a pig... make your bacon, pork chops, ribs and all the traditional cuts of meat... then you make your balogna, hot dogs, sausage, etc.... whatever's left gets ground up with some corn meal and you have scrapple. it's the greatest of all the grey foods!


*cringe in horror*

I don't think there's anything here that equates to that..........even if ther was, you wouldn't catch me even thinking about it?
 
australwind said:
*cringe in horror*

I don't think there's anything here that equates to that..........even if ther was, you wouldn't catch me even thinking about it?
It could be mystery bags, who would know?
Maybe that's whats in those pork balls that was giving everyone salmonella.
 
quoll said:
It could be mystery bags, who would know?
Maybe that's whats in those pork balls that was giving everyone salmonella.


Mystery bags??? Is that what they calling "fourntwenties" these days?
 
australwind said:
Mystery bags??? Is that what they calling "fourntwenties" these days?

They have always been called that as far as i know.

But as for the SPAM this would be the best of all i think.





Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!



Or to listen to the Spam sketch.
http://www.detritus.org/sounds/real/spam-skit.ra
 
australwind said:
*cringe in horror*

I don't think there's anything here that equates to that..........even if ther was, you wouldn't catch me even thinking about it?

Servo hotdogs would go close wouldn't they?
 
australwind said:
Mystery bags??? Is that what they calling "fourntwenties" these days?

Bangers people bangers, next you will be telling me you don't know what little boys are?

Ok maybe that is just a sick family thing.
 
quoll said:
Bangers people bangers, next you will be telling me you don't know what little boys are?

Ok maybe that is just a sick family thing.


I know what Little Boys are...... :devil:
 
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