20smoke
Ubi fumus, ibi ignis
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DLL said:Do you have a favourite sexual fantasy? Would you like to have it fulfilled?
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DLL said:Do you have a favourite sexual fantasy? Would you like to have it fulfilled?
That, my pizza-challenged friend, is neither: it's a thorn in my side.DLL said:So tell me MWY.....is that a gun in your pocket or your just happy to see me![]()
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midwestyankee said:That, my pizza-challenged friend, is neither: it's a thorn in my side.![]()
It must come from one of those undernourished Manhattan rose bushes.DLL said:oh I thought it looked rather small![]()
DLL said:smoke can you comment furthur on your answer please![]()
midwestyankee said:It must come from one of those undernourished Manhattan rose bushes.
I'm sure it has something to do with the wretched quality of the pizza. Who could blame them?DLL said:Oh I know the ladies in NYC hardly eat compared to those corn fed midwesterners...lol![]()
EJFan said:that's all well and good... but you showed up like 5 minutes after i left. what good is that?!?!?!? it's not nice to come after i'm gone... come when i'm here.![]()
Hey, I was here. Guess everyone else was out having a life.quoll said:So, where was everybody on Friday night? Just curious
you know.
The bastards.Eilan said:Hey, I was here. Guess everyone else was out having a life.![]()
Heh, I did that last night. (Sat)Scalywag said:I was tired from staying up too late all week and getting up too early. Guess I need more than 4 hours sleep per night.
So I crashed on the couch, got up about 1am and went to bed.![]()
I do it far more often than I should, by the time the kids are asleep I've usually crashed too, kind of puts a damper on things of a more romantic nature.Scalywag said:I have a day like that every couple of months or so. Usually happens on a Sunday though, when I just don't feel like doing anything, and will just kick back and doze off. Problem with that though, is that if I fall asleep in the afternoon, I need to sleep for several hours or I just feel more tired the rest of the day.
The friday night one worked out good cuz I had to get up early this morning.
fuck that... i'd have sex with mama cass on a row boat with a hole in it for twenty CENTS... i'm in no position to be picky about these things.DLL said:On an airplane you are talking pleasantly to a stranger of average apperance. Unexpectedly, the person offers you 20,000 for one night of sex. Knowing that there is no danger and that payment is certain,would you accept the offer?![]()
DLL said:OK Ht cafe people who do you have a crush on from the boards..name one and tell why?
you have an incredibly valid point there. i assure you that this is HIGHLY out of character for me and i'm truly, deeply sorry. please forgive me.pleasteasme said:...and you left me high and dry!
Remember, ladies should come first![]()
EJFan said:you have an incredibly valid point there. i assure you that this is HIGHLY out of character for me and i'm truly, deeply sorry. please forgive me.![]()
you'd be amazed how many women tell me this exact thing.pleasteasme said:*damn, I'm too easy!*
that depends... is there anything in bed that's more intriguing than a glass full of ice and liquor?Scalywag said:question: should I make another drink, or call it a night and go to bed?