20smoke
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DLL said:Do you have a favourite sexual fantasy? Would you like to have it fulfilled?
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DLL said:Do you have a favourite sexual fantasy? Would you like to have it fulfilled?
That, my pizza-challenged friend, is neither: it's a thorn in my side.DLL said:So tell me MWY.....is that a gun in your pocket or your just happy to see me
midwestyankee said:That, my pizza-challenged friend, is neither: it's a thorn in my side.
It must come from one of those undernourished Manhattan rose bushes.DLL said:oh I thought it looked rather small
DLL said:smoke can you comment furthur on your answer please
midwestyankee said:It must come from one of those undernourished Manhattan rose bushes.
I'm sure it has something to do with the wretched quality of the pizza. Who could blame them?DLL said:Oh I know the ladies in NYC hardly eat compared to those corn fed midwesterners...lol
EJFan said:that's all well and good... but you showed up like 5 minutes after i left. what good is that?!?!?!? it's not nice to come after i'm gone... come when i'm here.
Hey, I was here. Guess everyone else was out having a life.quoll said:So, where was everybody on Friday night? Just curious
you know.
The bastards.Eilan said:Hey, I was here. Guess everyone else was out having a life.
Heh, I did that last night. (Sat)Scalywag said:I was tired from staying up too late all week and getting up too early. Guess I need more than 4 hours sleep per night.
So I crashed on the couch, got up about 1am and went to bed.
I do it far more often than I should, by the time the kids are asleep I've usually crashed too, kind of puts a damper on things of a more romantic nature.Scalywag said:I have a day like that every couple of months or so. Usually happens on a Sunday though, when I just don't feel like doing anything, and will just kick back and doze off. Problem with that though, is that if I fall asleep in the afternoon, I need to sleep for several hours or I just feel more tired the rest of the day.
The friday night one worked out good cuz I had to get up early this morning.
fuck that... i'd have sex with mama cass on a row boat with a hole in it for twenty CENTS... i'm in no position to be picky about these things.DLL said:On an airplane you are talking pleasantly to a stranger of average apperance. Unexpectedly, the person offers you 20,000 for one night of sex. Knowing that there is no danger and that payment is certain,would you accept the offer?
MWY... 'cause he has one bitchin' AV.DLL said:OK Ht cafe people who do you have a crush on from the boards..name one and tell why?
you have an incredibly valid point there. i assure you that this is HIGHLY out of character for me and i'm truly, deeply sorry. please forgive me.pleasteasme said:...and you left me high and dry!
Remember, ladies should come first
EJFan said:you have an incredibly valid point there. i assure you that this is HIGHLY out of character for me and i'm truly, deeply sorry. please forgive me.
you'd be amazed how many women tell me this exact thing.pleasteasme said:*damn, I'm too easy!*
that depends... is there anything in bed that's more intriguing than a glass full of ice and liquor?Scalywag said:question: should I make another drink, or call it a night and go to bed?