Quirks while jacking or jilling alone

My ex-girlfriend left a pair of vibrating nipple clamps behind when we stopped seeing one another. The clamps themselves have a plastic coating on them so there's no bare metal and it has about a dozen settings. But now that she's gone I've learned that if I clamp them on my balls and masturbate it's insane how hard I cum.
 
My ex-girlfriend left a pair of vibrating nipple clamps behind when we stopped seeing one another. The clamps themselves have a plastic coating on them so there's no bare metal and it has about a dozen settings. But now that she's gone I've learned that if I clamp them on my balls and masturbate it's insane how hard I cum.
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Just a fun thread to post what quirky things you do when you masturbate while alone:

1. before I start I get totally naked and walk around the house,
2. I play a little in each room.
3. then get into my silky thong and negligee, walk around again rubbing my body through the silk.
4. I lay on my bed and put my nipple suckers on while I start stroking, I take them off and rub my swollen nips through the silk
5. sometimes i will finger my ass but not always
6. Once I am hot and ready I grab my balls with one hand and then stroke hard and fast until I cum

Once I cum I hope to get that feeling as I continue to stroke my almost soft cock in hopes of getting hard again and have another orgasm, doesn't always happen but when it does......wow
And all of you?
i love the feeling of stroking a post-ejaculation soft cock.
 
Ideally, I have a couple or more cocktails and plenty of cigarettes (hence the name) for a long, enjoyable jerk off session.
 
Probably my whole process is quirky. For starters, I make it an afternoon long edging session in front of my desktop, a certain chair, lubes, accessories, imagers, Lit stories, headphones, etc. Oh, and plenty of water to stay hydrated. For me, it is almost an art form...
 
I always seem to end up bottomless, but still wear my clothes on top.
 
LOL, I always bow out of the late night drinks with co-workers when I travel so that I can have a few hours to lay on the bed and masturbate slowly or play some kinky games with myself in the shower.

I almost always have a cheating fantasy that I bring a tattooed bartender (male or female, don’t care which) back to the room with me and go all night. Just a fantasy, though. STDs freak me out.
I just got my first tattoos.
 
I love the feeling of filling my mouth with a post-ejaculation soft cock.
My slave knows I will give him a few minutes to let the over-sensitivity pass. But only a few.
I love the feeling of my post ejaculation cock being gently suckled, tenderly, like a nipple. Not so as to re-excite my organ, although, inevitably, such failure occurs.
 
I use lube often when stroking my cock, and will rub some around on my balls...I love the ball-wetness when a woman rides me.

I have a PA and sometimes start a longer session by walking around the house with a little weight swinging from it.
 
I love to watch the cum emerge as I ejaculate, sometimes stopping my stroking and letting it flow slowly, sometimes stroking furiously and watching it fly
 
I have used a TENs machine numerous times. I have the electroconductive pads that come with them and I bought two adjustable loops from a sex shop. Put a pad below my balls and a loop over my cock at the base and then turn the current to a throbbing pulse or more high frequency vibrate. It physically makes my cock bounce and jerk around as the pulses go through it. I then lube up and stroke to climax. It’s a very interesting sensation and experience. And not something I have had anyone else watch me do as I’ve never been sure what others would generally think 😂
 
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I’m right handed but use (am using) my left hand ;)
When I was very young and just getting into playing with myself, I had a serious fracture to my right arm, it took awhile to heal up but of course I learned to jack off with my left hand
 
Just a fun thread to post what quirky things you do when you masturbate while alone:

1. before I start I get totally naked and walk around the house,
2. I play a little in each room.
3. then get into my silky thong and negligee, walk around again rubbing my body through the silk.
4. I lay on my bed and put my nipple suckers on while I start stroking, I take them off and rub my swollen nips through the silk
5. sometimes i will finger my ass but not always
6. Once I am hot and ready I grab my balls with one hand and then stroke hard and fast until I cum

Once I cum I hope to get that feeling as I continue to stroke my almost soft cock in hopes of getting hard again and have another orgasm, doesn't always happen but when it does......wow
And all of you?
I like to shove my wife's fat dildo up my butthole.
 
I have two special elastic rings that I fit on my cock to keep my foreskin pulled back, simulating the effect of being circumcised while at the same time acting like a cock ring to make me swell up extra hard and stay that way for longer. I love the feeling of walking around "bare" and semi-hard, and dry rubbing my cock head to "toughen it up". Sometimes I'll come just by grabbing the base of my cock and slapping it and my balls up and down in the air. When I come this way, without any direct simulation to my cock head and more stimulation of my balls, I tend to be ready to go again quite soon. I also love watching my come squirt out when I'm just holding the base of my cock and squeezing my balls.
 
Well sometimes it is nice to share, i live on a gold course and love to open our big glass slider all the way. Stand by the door and have a cup of coffee , When the lady golfers come by and wave , some stop cold and stare , some yell "Nice" . with a little encouragement (and courage) a slow stroke with a foursome watching is the best way to start the day!!
 
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