Quote of the Day

[Shagly]

Everything you always wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask.

 

[h_i_s]

It's a shame how many people in this world have to work so hard their entire lives to obtain their highest potential IQ with a score of 2 ... while a score of 3 is required just to GRUNT.

 

[h_i_s]

My all time favorite quote:

Most men would respect a woman's mind more if it bounced gently as she walked.

heh ...

 

[Heartless Bastard]

Secrets live in the soul while peeking out through the eyes

 

[Quoll]

"Every so often, I try to masturbate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not really sure what it means."

 

[Heartless Bastard]

"Every so often, I try to masturbate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not really sure what it means."

Thought this thread had died.

Quoll I'd really like to see just how you do that.

 

[Quoll]

Thought this thread had died.

Quoll I'd really like to see just how you do that.

Which, revive old threads or coagulate large words that I don't know the meaning of?

 

[Heartless Bastard]

How you masturbate a large word into a conversation.

Pulling out my big-chief tablet and # 2 pencil to take notes........

 

[Zooter]

A touch less pithy, but no less pertinent

"Beware the leader who bangs the drums of war to whip the citizenry into a political fervor, for patriotism is indeed a double-edged sword. It emboldens the blood, just as it narrows the mind. And when the drums of war have reached a fever pitch and the blood boils with hate and the mind has closed, the leader will have no need in seizing the rights of the citizenry. Rather the citizenry, infused with fear and blinded by patriotism, will offer up all their rights unto the leader and gladly so. How do I know? For this is what I have done. And I am Caesar."
Julius Caesar (101-44 BC)

 

[Heartless Bastard]

And the thread lives on......

People come to Washington believing it is the center of power. I know I did. It was only much later that I learned that Washington is a steering wheel that's not connected to an engine.
-- Richard Goodwin

 

[Tryon]

Even though it's in my signature:

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.
-Sir Isaac Newton

 

[Zooter]

Another long political one

Naturally the common people don't want war; neither in Russia, nor in England, nor in America, nor in Germany. That is understood. But after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.

-- Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials, 18 April 1946

 

[ddag]

"Do or Do not, there is no try...." Yoda

 

[Heartless Bastard]

To have and to want more that is life. - F. Nietzsche

 

[HeatedWand]

There is no such thing as a dumb question.....

just a dumb person asking a question....

 

[Heartless Bastard]

Time is static. It doesn't lead us, we lead it. This may sound like an academic argument, but it is important to make the distinction. You are the one who is doing the moving............. It is your path, down which to stride with pride.
- Jonathan Cainer

 

[FoxxyGypsy]

An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.
-Anon.

 

[Shagly]

~Today is the first day of the rest of my life.~

 

[Heartless Bastard]

Silence is often misinterpreted but never misquoted.

 

[Jimmy Buzzard]

"No bird soars too high if it soars with its own wings"
-William Blake

 

[kitedemon]

One of many from W. C. Fields:

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
W. C. Fields

and I like the one in my sig too but I can't remember the attribution for it.

 

[Heartless Bastard]

Somedays I wish there was a way to turn up the intelligence level on my monitor. There is a button named "brightness" but it doesn't work. - Ano

 

[BelleDragoness]

My old paint jacket I wore to art school was covered in saying and the favurite one of all on it was:

We all have to make sacrifices in life.
Mine is to the Dark Lords of the Underworld.

 

[Heartless Bastard]

" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
-Elmo Phillips

 

[Heartless Bastard]

The life you have led doesn't need to be the only life you'll have.
Anna Quindlen