Ridiculous fashion trends... All revealed

[kiwi_submissive]

I don't care if they do or not. Platforms and wedges are so tacky that I love them.

Wedges are great especially when you are short and sooo much more comfortable than heels.

 

[BiBunny]

Wedges are great especially when you are short and sooo much more comfortable than heels.

Yep. Well, I'm tall (5'10"), so I don't need the extra height, but platforms and wedges are much better on the ankles than "real" heels.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ugg boots, tights and short skirts and Pyjamas worn out in public like to the supermarket.

I agree. Ugg boots look like they sound.

The next one is going to upset the hipsters. But I don't get on well with those Mac loving, fashion backward doofuses anyway. But TOMS. Those are the ugliest things I've ever seen. They don't even look like shoes. It looks like a piece of spare cloth wrapped around your foot. God they're ugly.

And everyone says to me,"Well for every pair of TOMS purchased, a pair is given to a kid who doesn't have shoes." That is sweet. Very nice. But do they have to be so ugly?

My name is Joey. I want to start a company that makes shoes called JOES. But they look like real shoes like Allen Edmonds or DJ Pliner or something. And for every pair of JOES purchased, I steal a pair of TOMS off of some hipster and burn them. That's my vision.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Ugg boots, tights and short skirts and Pyjamas worn out in public like to the supermarket.

That's a hott look on the right chick...JWoww types.

 

[IrishEyes80]

Skinny jeans make me nuts, guys or girls it doesn't matter.

If a chick is wearing them too tight and the are sporting a moose knuckle...not just a camel toe, but it's so bad that they look like they have balls almost I want to scream!

Recently I've seen guys wearing skinny jeans with a sag so they look like they crapped their pants. Yuck!

 

[NippleMuncher]

That's a hott look on the right chick...JWoww types.

No, man, no, it's not!

 

[NippleMuncher]

Recently I've seen guys wearing skinny jeans with a sag so they look like they crapped their pants. Yuck!

Doesn't matter if they're skinny jeans or 20 sizes too big, it looks like they're walking around with a load in their diaper. What amazes me is the great effort and lengths these idiots go to to look like morons. No, you do NOT look cool, you look like a douche bag who's momma didn't teach you how to dress.

 

[IrishEyes80]

Doesn't matter if they're skinny jeans or 20 sizes too big, it looks like they're walking around with a load in their diaper. What amazes me is the great effort and lengths these idiots go to to look like morons. No, you do NOT look cool, you look like a douche bag who's momma didn't teach you how to dress.

Exactly!!!!

On a side note...NippleMuncher your avatar cracks me up every time I see it!!

 

[rosco rathbone]

No, man, no, it's not!

Sure it is. The world would be a boring place if the hate-fuckable sorority hoes all dressed like Anne Taylor models. Fake-titted bimbos with tramp stamps will always costume themselves in a skankily hot, fuckable, poor taste fashion.

 

[AdjectiveNounVerb]

For me it's guys in tank tops. I think it's my mother's fault, she would NEVER allow the boys in the family at the dinner table with a sleeveless shirt.
I think I've seen only 2 guys look good in them.

I remember one time as a kid a restaurant refused to seat my family because my dad was wearing a tank top.

Do intentionally awful hair stylings count as a fashion trend?

 

[Aurantica]

I remember one time as a kid a restaurant refused to seat my family because my dad was wearing a tank top.

Do intentionally awful hair stylings count as a fashion trend?

Yes, yes they do. I particularly hate that short, spiked-up style some men wear. You know the one, it looks like they struck their heads of a car window at high speed while their gel was drying.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Sure it is. The world would be a boring place if the hate-fuckable sorority hoes all dressed like Anne Taylor models. Fake-titted bimbos with tramp stamps will always costume themselves in a skankily hot, fuckable, poor taste fashion.

Ahhhhh... I'd totally be in heaven of girls simply dressed in Ann Taylor. That's my kind of girl.

 

[ShellShell]

I totally agree, most of the time. I have been guilty of wearing frames (with clear lenses) when I am fulfilling my exhibitionistic tendencies by getting naked and masturbating on a cam site I frequent. There's always lots of people watching, and I get lots of comments, which is good for my middle aged ego. Never know when someone I know might start checking me out! This wouldn't be a good thing, since pretty much no one knows of my wild sexual side. I also usually wear a wig or a scarf or a hat, for the same reason. On cam it's not as obvious as it would be in person.

Especially the ones who wear cheap frames with no lenses in them. Ugh. its SO OBVIOUS .

 

[strapon_tales]

Sagging jeans, underwear on display, wearing clothes that are a size too small, fake tan (once saw a chick with a badly-done tan that left specks of orange all along her boobs), ugg boots (never a more accurately-named article of clothing), and wearing shorts with tights.

 

[Aurantica]

I totally agree, most of the time. I have been guilty of wearing frames (with clear lenses) when I am fulfilling my exhibitionistic tendencies by getting naked and masturbating on a cam site I frequent. There's always lots of people watching, and I get lots of comments, which is good for my middle aged ego. Never know when someone I know might start checking me out! This wouldn't be a good thing, since pretty much no one knows of my wild sexual side. I also usually wear a wig or a scarf or a hat, for the same reason. On cam it's not as obvious as it would be in person.

I have no problem with that, in your case, as it prevents awkward social situations. And hey, maybe some people get off on it. Whatever. None of my business.

For regular people, it looks fucking stupid.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I've seen a new fashion trend that has been driving me mental. It's these weird ass ropes girls are wearing around their heads. What is it? Am I missing something?

What the hell is this???? It's like a rope tiara.

 

[LikeASnowflake]

White leggings. They make even models look fat. Never wear them ever.


I own quite a few pairs of skinny jeans but never had problems with camel toes. I think the problem is if you pull up your jeans too high and the seam kinda gets stuck between your lips.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I own a few pairs of skinny jeans, and just yesterday I bought a pink pair of 7/8th skinny jeans... I am going to be paranoid about camel toes now... and what on earth is a moose knuckle?!

A moose knuckle is a camel toe on steroids. This is a little mean, but it explains it better than words.

And Uggs are okay around the house. For a day where it's cold and you are going to the kitchen to cook me breakfast, you can wear those.

I call saggy skinny jeans "pudding britches" because it looks like a sack of pudding is in their ass of their pants.

 

[LikeASnowflake]

Leggings of any kind should never be worn anywhere other than the gym or dance studio. Bleh...

Leggings are NOT pants. NO. Don't even get me started on jeggings! *pet peeve*

You're right even though I have to admit that I do wear leggings (black) under dresses in the spring and fall.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I look dead sexy in leggings.

 

[LikeASnowflake]

Oh, well that's kind of acceptable.

I've worn them under a skirt once before but felt like a twat so I took them off midway through the day. LOL

Haha well whatever suits you.

Also on those days when you're too lazy to shave they come quite in handy. LOL

 

[Lord Pmann]

Haha well whatever suits you.

Also on those days when you're too lazy to shave they come quite in handy. LOL

Hahaha. Boo snowflake. Get a razor, not leggings.

 

[LikeASnowflake]

Hahaha. Boo snowflake. Get a razor, not leggings.

I rather wax. So there are times where I need to ''hide'' my legs.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I should really go and put on every single item I have that's mentioned in this thread, all at once, and take a photo.

Please.

 

[xBuxombabex]

I hate pretty much everything mentioned but also there is a trend here for girls to wear very short denim shorts with tights (panty hose) underneath - I can see that can be quite sexy but some of them wear tights (panty hose) with a reinforced section at the top - when that shows under the shorts it makes me shudder!