Same Title Challenge

[Tathagata]

Can we offer more than one attempt or do we have to settle on a single piece?



bijou

(Simon Barsinister
impressive)


Oh teacher,teacher can I do double homework?
Sheesh

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

I hate show-offs.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I am sticking my forked tongue out right back at you, and exposing various bits of my anatomy as well. (If there were a thoroughly rude, bare-ass MOON smiley, I might actually use smiley icons...)

Silly me - I actually like to write, and more to the point I'm already not at all sure I'm going to come up with ANYTHING worthwhile.

you kids... I'm a veteran of the Teacher's Pet thing, and you don't scare me, cause my battle cry has changed a bit since then. (used to be "Not in the face! not in the face!")

And I'm a teacher myself, now. Anybody wanna be my pet?

 

[Liar]

PM sent.

PM recieved.
Title noted.
Mind blank.
Muse vacated. Leaving note saying I'm not really her type.
Title glared at.
Mind stuck.
Muse screening my calls.
Mind slipping.
Title stared at.
Muse issuing restraining order.



Hmm. Gonna need coffee for this...

 

[Tzara]

PM recieved.
Title noted.
Mind blank.
Muse vacated. Leaving note saying I'm not really her type.
Title glared at.
Mind stuck.
Muse screening my calls.
Mind slipping.
Title stared at.
Muse issuing restraining order.



Hmm. Gonna need coffee for this...

My Muse is sweet, though often gone.
She saw Fool's title, scrammed away—
took flight for Stockholm, seat 1-A.
Left me with whiskey, write, and wrong.

 

[sophieloves]

PM recieved.
Title noted.
Mind blank.
Muse vacated. Leaving note saying I'm not really her type.
Title glared at.
Mind stuck.
Muse screening my calls.
Mind slipping.
Title stared at.
Muse issuing restraining order.



Hmm. Gonna need coffee for this...

i think that's a
brilliant poem

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

And I'm a teacher myself, now. Anybody wanna be my pet?

Peace apple?

I'm secretly in awe of your work any way.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Peace apple?

I'm secretly in awe of your work any way.

Apples are good. But scotch is better. Join me in a dram of Talisker, or the beverage of your choice.

Awe? Aw....

 

[The_Fool]

So, this isn't so much a winning and losing thing as it is an exhibition, from what I understand. Am I right? or will a "winner" be selected?

Can we offer more than one attempt or do we have to settle on a single piece?

Damn that Tzara, I just know he's going to write in some incredibly complex form... So of course I have to try too. And fail.

This is terribly fascinating. I'm not getting any actual work done. I blame you people.

bijou

The winner gets smilies, the loser gets nanas...

Offer as many as you wish.

Tzara is a complex person so he is allowed to write complex works.

Shifting the blame buys you no brownie points.....

 

[unpredictablebijou]

The winner gets smilies, the loser gets nanas...

Offer as many as you wish.

Tzara is a complex person so he is allowed to write complex works.

Shifting the blame buys you no brownie points.....

oh are we working for brownie points too? Count me out for that part; schmoozing is not my specialty. I have NO diplomatic skills.

however, I scored so high on shifting the blame on my career test in high school, they suggested I become middle management. Or the head of FEMA.

 

[wildsweetone]

first draft done.

 

[Tzara]

first draft done.

Smart ass.

(looking more closely) Um, yeah. Quite smart ass, actually. Very nice.

Eh, what's that? Something about a poem, is it?

Bloody females. His poems are poems about, well, that.

I mean sex. The man writes poems about sex!

 

[drown]

perhaps too late...

a late entry?

 

[Liar]

And So, It Was Written.

Now what do I do with it?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

(Simon Barsinister
impressive)


Oh teacher,teacher can I do double homework?
Sheesh

Okay, monkey man, if that's the way you wanna play it...
It's on, baby. Double dog dare you to submit two pieces.

bijou

 

[The_Fool]

perhaps too late...

a late entry?

Nope, not too late. PM sent.

 

[The_Fool]

Updated List:

Fool
Eve
Ange
Carrie
Sara
Tesse
museofdragon
Tzara
WSO
Tath
Remec
Liar
Bijou
Manipulatrix
sophieloves
Cerise
MungoParkIII
Picodiribibi
tungtied2u
bluerains
drown

 

[Sara Crewe]

Freakin' bloody hell. As if some of you are finished...


I still have one to write for today.

 

[Tathagata]

Okay, monkey man, if that's the way you wanna play it...
It's on, baby. Double dog dare you to submit two pieces.

bijou

(aside) *bijou created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the double dare and going directly to the double dog dare. What else was there but a "triple dare ya"? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare. *


I'll give ya two....

 

[Sara Crewe]

(aside) *bijou created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the double dare and going directly to the double dog dare. What else was there but a "triple dare ya"? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare. *


I'll give ya two....

Au contraire, perhaps Bijou moved past the double dare out of respect for you, Monkey-Man. Such a common taunt would have been beneath and I'm sure she didn't want to insult your poetic manliness with a mere double dare.

So, just out of curiosity, what is the maximum amount of poems you could be taunted into writing? It's good to know these things.

 

[Remec]

I was as clueless on receiving the title as some others, so I think I'm in good company there. But will try and refocus later today; but I am going to a gaming convention over the weekend, so might not have anything until Sun/Mon.

Good luck ev'ryone!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Au contraire, perhaps Bijou moved past the double dare out of respect for you, Monkey-Man. Such a common taunt would have been beneath and I'm sure she didn't want to insult your poetic manliness with a mere double dare.

So, just out of curiosity, what is the maximum amount of poems you could be taunted into writing? It's good to know these things.

That IS an excellent question. And you're right, I don't bother with plain old double dares. Not since junior high, anyway. We don't mince words, here in the Heartland. In fact, had I thought there wasn't a language barrier, I'd have used the conventional challenge around here, which is simply, "Oh, you wanna go? Let's go."

Skunks are basically peaceable, playful creatures who merely wish to have their space. They don't start conflicts, preferring to simply wander away from confrontation. However, if forced into an altercation, they're happy to respond.

Guess what my nickname is around here.

 

[Picodiribibi]

Guess what my nickname is around here.

Pepé Le Pew?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Pepé Le Pew?

I worship him as a god. A skunk AND an erotic poet.

Naw, but good guess. Here they just call me Skunk. "Stinky" to my friends.

Anyone besides me and King Kong gonna submit more than one piece?

 

[Tzara]

Anyone besides me and King Kong gonna submit more than one piece?

If Tath is buying, I'll write two. I'm always ready to be bad more than once.