Scouries/GrandPoohBah/DoucheBagarinno

[Saint Peter]

Someone who's contributing a lot of posts in this thread seems to think of themselves as a great writer.

I find this amusing since their sentence structure is, by and large, total shit.

I have skillz.

Get over it.

 

[torchthebitch]

Do you mean that I should write it more in the way of your grammatically incorrect sentence?

You can't write one grammatically correct sentence, yet, you have the audacity to question my six grammatically correct sentences.

I command you to be gone.

Bye.

S/he didn't ask for grammar, just sense.

 

[where]

S/he didn't ask for grammar, just sense.

s/he?????

 

[torchthebitch]

As if leading an army into a battle that you could have won, had you taken the artillery with you, as if not betting enough on the long shot horse that won the race, as if not buying the stock that split and that you were given the tip...you failed to capitalize.

You must capitalize when you begin a sentence.

You are hereby banned from this site.

"Begone with you."

that's twice yer mojo failed. mebbe yuh need new battries.

 

[sr71plt]

Hey BFW, speaking of lunch, are you having the same thing today that you had yesterday on this thread? You know:

No, he's probably eating crow again today.

 

[torchthebitch]

Oops, sorry, hit the post button twice.

I refer the honourable member to my post of a few moments ago.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

No PMs today from Scouries or Grand Pooh Bah.

Laurel had to put up with this pussy-ass whining every day. No wonder she never leaves the Bunker.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Are you discussing the 'zed' key? Wasn't that the motorcycle key in the pawn shop scene in Pulp Fiction?

Tomato/tomato. I'm sure your key doesn't have ZED printed on it. My keyboard even says it's been approved for use in Canada. Not sure if it would work in England, though.

Let's call the whole thing off.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Hey BFW, speaking of lunch, are you having the same thing today that you had yesterday on this thread? You know:

That's gross Sarahhh. Stop it!

 

[blunt_trauma]

What you need is a proper asshook and some flowers.

i have flowers already!

 

[sarahhh]

Why is your dick backwards in your av?

It's a long story.

In any event, I am not permitted to wear an "I Love Dick" shirt any longer in my contest stories, as per Darkboygirl, "winner" of the Earth Day Contest. Nor may I use a character named Sarah. That's why in my Nude Day Contest story entitled "Ginger Gangbangs the Gorillas" the star is named Ginger and she is not wearing any shirt. Didn't you see the pic?

 

[torchthebitch]

Wow, they are coming out of the woodwork. The whole gang is nearly all here.

Let's have a party!

Someone go and buy beer and don't forget the Cheese Doodles for Bitchchick. She loves those thing, which is why her lips are a permanent orange.

Scouries! Put on some music.

Let's dance. Where's Sarahhh?

you missed it we've already started.

 

[Saint Peter]

It's a long story.

In any event, I am not permitted to wear an "I Love Dick" shirt any longer in my contest stories, as per Darkboygirl, "winner" of the Earth Day Contest. Nor may I use a character named Sarah. That's why in my Nude Day Contest story entitled "Ginger Gangbangs the Gorillas" the star is named Ginger and she is not wearing any shirt. Didn't you see the pic?

I will PM Laurel and get this all straightened out.

 

[torchthebitch]

s/he?????

going by your av

you know i know

 

[sr71plt]

It's a long story.

In any event, I am not permitted to wear an "I Love Dick" shirt any longer in my contest stories, as per Darkboygirl, "winner" of the Earth Day Contest. Nor may I use a character named Sarah.

Ummm, no, by indirection, that's Scouries claiming it couldn't be done. Fun watching you folks do the pretzel to avoid stepping on each other's whinings.

 

[theravenfox]

Thread Theme

 

[where]

going by your av

you know i know

*glares then smirks*

 

[TxRad]

It's a long story.

In any event, I am not permitted to wear an "I Love Dick" shirt any longer in my contest stories, as per Darkboygirl, "winner" of the Earth Day Contest. Nor may I use a character named Sarah. That's why in my Nude Day Contest story entitled "Ginger Gangbangs the Gorillas" the star is named Ginger and she is not wearing any shirt. Didn't you see the pic?

The short of it is, that you were cheating the same way as you were accusing others of doing. Oh and by the way, he did win the earth day contest and you didn't so the whining went on incessantly.

How did that story do in the Nude day contest? About as good as most of your others, I'd say.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

that's twice yer mojo failed. mebbe yuh need new battries.

Nah, it's my wand. I dropped it in the toilet earlier, when I was blow drying my hair.

Maybe when it dries it will be okay.

So, in the meantime, consider yourself gone.

"Okay?"

Thanks so much for your understanding.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

So this Scouries guy didn't give you a proper reach-around. Got it. Look, you are really coming off like the asshole everyone says you are so it's probably better not to backtrack now. Go for it, bro!

Actually, I am Scouries.

"Got a problem with that...mate?"

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I wish he were, for sure.

no one pays to read them. some are ok, most are shit. I've read two authors on here who I think could be published and be proper writers.

and I'm in the doodlewank crap category.

Thank you so much for saying that about my writing. I appreciate the comment, but I really am not looking to be published. I'm just having fun writing what I want and went I want to write it.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I found that cut and paste to be very informative. Was the change from being pissed off with scouries to the present day friendship slow, or did one day you just wake up and let the water flow under the bridge.

There is a story there. I can smell it.

Actually, Pete, if I can call you that, Saint Peter, Scouries and I have always been buddies.

He even allowed me to host his thread last year, when he went on vacation for two weeks.

Boy, that was fun. Did you know that he has a Olympic sized swimming pool a bar, a dance floor, and an arcade in there? Wow?

Nothing like this thread. This thread doesn't even have anything on the wall. There's no place to even sit. I have to stand here writing all this stuff.

Oh, and he has a second floor to his thread and a rooftop deck. Yeah! Wow!

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Someone who's contributing a lot of posts in this thread seems to think of themselves as a great writer.

I find this amusing since their sentence structure is, by and large, total shit.

Sorry, it's just my Boston accent.

Maybe if I just insert my foot up your ass, while I'm strangling you, you'd understand me better.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Hey BFW, speaking of lunch, are you having the same thing today that you had yesterday on this thread? You know:

You know I love pussy.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

No, he's probably eating crow again today.

Sorry, Mary, but you're waaaaaay over your head in this thread.

Best you run along like a good little queer and write a gay E-book.