Scouries/GrandPoohBah/DoucheBagarinno

[geronimo_appleby]

you want me to skin your prick?

i could think of worse things.

... hard-pressed to, but i could.

 

[blunt_trauma]

i like a man with imagination!

...i like a man hard pressed too.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

i like a man with imagination!

...i like a man hard pressed too.

for breakfast?

served by large, tattooed ... ladies?

 

[blunt_trauma]

no, i only eat southerners.

 

[michchick98]

You weren't like this, hating all men, before your man set your trailer on fire with you in it.

Now, you hate all men. You take your anger out on everyone with a penis.

Chill.

Get a life.

Is this all you have to do with your life? You are a sad, fat thing, aren't you?

Get therapy. Get help. Save yourself, before it's too late.

Get a job. Have some respect and get yourself off welfare. You'll feel better and won't be so angry.

Good luck to you.

I don't hate all men, just you, Freddie and scouries.

Again, you can't try to insult me about not having a life when a) you have more forum posts than me and b) you have 900+ stories and millions of words posted.

Same old, same old with you, Freddie. Any time I hit too close to the truth, too close to what's REALITY, you hurl the same, boring, lame insults.

Is that the best you've got?

*yawn*

 

[torchthebitch]

GBers???? In [SIZE=+2]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]!

Welcome!!!!!

Excellent! Did you check out the number of posts these guys have made [size=+2]freddie [/size]?

This little group here, just seven of them, have made over 375,000 posts! And they didn’t even bring Saint Peter or Heavy Cunt or naughtycakes.

Of course Dixie C. Lee’s story is a sad one.

He can’t write anymore! Just lost it one day. All he can do is post now.

I blame LAUREL. He used to work for her, for LITEROTICA, then he committed the big corporate no no. Yup! But of course this corporate romance ended like so many of them do. MANU kicked his rear end from California to New York…

Everyone hoped he’d recover. Then he met our friend miss muffin! Yes that miss muffin. And what she’s put our poor smuck Dixie through. Brutal.

So now he and her other clown, HeavyCunt, run around trying to protect her ass. Pitiful!

Hey listen Dixie, why don’t you try writing a story for the A.I.R. Summer Contest? We’ll put you in the Seniors division!

43,376

11,835

25,387

48,745

38,392

19,026

190,115

Shit! I made it onto a list!

Albeit with the lowest score.

 

[torchthebitch]

I'm flattered that they brought out the big guns just to try and combat me.

Awwwww! Thanks.

 

[where]

I'd forgotten the (sometimes) comedy gold that scurries and bfw can provide at times.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I don't hate all men, just you, Freddie and scouries.

Again, you can't try to insult me about not having a life when a) you have more forum posts than me and b) you have 900+ stories and millions of words posted.

Same old, same old with you, Freddie. Any time I hit too close to the truth, too close to what's REALITY, you hurl the same, boring, lame insults.

Is that the best you've got?

*yawn*

There a big difference from me working on my passion by writing stories and you posting crazy forum posts. And if we counted up all of your alts, Danielle, I dare say that you'd have many times the forum posts that I do.

I write stories because I love to write and you rant because you love to hate.

Never, as I am now, do you ever write a positive post. Never, as I am now, do you ever compliment anyone.

Now, you are a good writer, better than most, why not put all of this negative energy and hate into writing stories?

Have a nice day and may God bless you, after you fall down a flight of stairs and die.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I'd forgotten the (sometimes) comedy gold that scurries and bfw can provide at times.

I'm so glad that I can entertain you.

So, you think this is funny? You think that I'm funny?

Just for that, and you can tell her that it's her fault because of what you wrote, but I'm not going to allow your mother to blow me anymore.

Sorry, but you ruined it for her. I'm done. She gave lousy blowjobs anyway. They only good thing about your mother is that she swallows.

 

[where]

I'm so glad that I can entertain you.

So, you think this is funny? You think that I'm funny?

Just for that, and you can tell her that it's her fault because of what you wrote, but I'm not going to allow your mother to blow me anymore.

Sorry, but you ruined it for her. I'm done. She gave lousy blowjobs anyway. They only good thing about your mother is that she swallows.

can you write that so it actually makes sense please?

 

[little_kid]

can someone please explain why so much aggressive story feedback is going on here?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

can someone please explain why so much aggressive story feedback is going on here?

I'd be happy to explain. Allow me.

Scouries and I, Bostonfictionwriter, are the good guys. You can tell that by our white hats. All the other posters to this thread, you can tell the real bad ones by the huge number of posts that they have, are the bad guys, the ones in the black hats.

The bad guys don't want the good guys to make this site a better place for writers. They'd rather just have a place where they can vomit all their unhappiness and show everyone here that they don't have a life, which is how they've accumulated so many forum posts.

The good guys want contests that are fair. The good guys want full disclosure. The good guys want winners named and prize monies paid on a timely basis. Literotica is a year behind in their monthly contests. Don't get me started on the year end contests because that's a farce. You'd just have to read that thread to see all the alternative identities.

The good guys are kind, brave trustworthy, clean, and reverent. The bad guys are evil, cowardly, cheaters, dirty, and Godless. Mind you, I'm only giving you a brief recap and not a full synopsis.

The good guys don't have any alts. The bad guys have dozens of them and even fight between their alts. They need medication.

Any more questions, please direct them to me because, other than Scouries, I'm the only one here who will give you an honest answer. I don't lie, but I do admit that I write fiction...a little bit.

 

[NanashiKuro]

*joins in watching with a beer*

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

can you write that so it actually makes sense please?

Do you mean that I should write it more in the way of your grammatically incorrect sentence?

You can't write one grammatically correct sentence, yet, you have the audacity to question my six grammatically correct sentences.

I command you to be gone.

Bye.

 

[blunt_trauma]

so...did the butler do it?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

so...did the butler do it?

Finally, someone who recognizes me for who I am.

"I'm cool."

Thank you.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I command you to be gone.

Bye.

Yeah, good luck with that.

Btw, didn't you leave already?

 

[where]

Do you mean that I should write it more in the way of your grammatically incorrect sentence?

You can't write one grammatically correct sentence, yet, you have the audacity to question my six grammatically correct sentences.

I command you to be gone.

Bye.

I missed a comma out which didn't impede understanding. you wrote gibberish.

 

[TxRad]

so...did the butler do it?

Nope, it was the idiot in the blowup rubber doll suit.

 

[TxRad]

you wrote gibberish.

So, you have read his stories, I see.

 

[sarahhh]

*joins in watching with a beer*

This picture of BFW's car pretty much sums up what has transpired thus far on this thread:

 

[pink]

All i wanna know is who is winning?

 

[blunt_trauma]

All i wanna know is who is winning?

me

 

[pink]

me

It was the cunt zapper wasn't it?