Scouries/GrandPoohBah/DoucheBagarinno

[Saint Peter]

wait...people actually read the stories here? more than arsehooks?

The asshook was incredibly important to me. The design and fabrication of it consumed me for weeks. I cried at the UPS store when I lied to the clerk and told her it was a plant hook. She knew. I knew. The hook knew.

I take comfort in knowing it is in a better place now.

 

[Saint Peter]

St Peter?

Is it really you?

For those of you who don't know this guy he is one of the good guys!

Both a famous poet and quipster...

So where's naughtycakes?

jim

Leave my Cakes alone!

 

[Saint Peter]

This place is fun! I should be an author more often.

 

[where]

Gees! Nobody better complain about my spelling again, ever.

do you get shouted at for writing in english as opposed to amerikan as well?

wait...people actually read the stories here? more than arsehooks?

I do sometimes. and sometimes I even submit my own wank fodder.

 

[where]

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[blunt_trauma]

The asshook was incredibly important to me. The design and fabrication of it consumed me for weeks. I cried at the UPS store when I lied to the clerk and told her it was a plant hook. She knew. I knew. The hook knew.

I take comfort in knowing it is in a better place now.

wish you were there with it huh?

I do sometimes. and sometimes I even submit my own wank fodder.

wow...

so where do they keep these stories?
are they like proper stories that people pay to read?
or just doodlings for fun?

 

[Luk]

So did this Boston douche finally suck Scouries cock to get back in his good graces?

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=578489

This is the message that was sent:
***************
I'm going to tell you the same thing that I told your little friend Scouries. I
was done with you two a long time ago but every time you mention me in a post, a
story, even in some blurb, you're giving me permission to get back into your
lives. Leave me out of everything and you'll never hear from me again.

[personal info prohibited per our forum guidelines]

The above message is the PM that the Queen bitch just sent me.

Here we go again with the PM's. Danielle or whoever the fuck your name is, this is how you started this shit before by sending me mean and nasty PM's.

Listen, I don't bother you. Yet, you accuse me of self-publishing my E-books. Hey, I can read. I've read you're catty posts. Now, that Boxlicker has published under the same publisher as me, because I gave him the tip, EroticExcursions, maybe, now, you will realize that Lulu is only one of the sites they use to push their books.

Now, listen here lady or man (whatever), remove me from your blog and we can end this idiocy once and for all. I'm tired of seeing my name on Google and your Silk Threads every time I google Bostonfictionwriter to see what nitwit has stolen my stories now.

Delete the moronic apology post you sarcastically wrote about me and I can go on with my life.

STOP SENDING ME PM'S! DO NOT CORRESPOND WITH ME. STOP POSTING SHIT ABOUT ME.

Why can't you understand that? Even your pea little brain of yours can understand that I don't want to read you, write you, have sex with you...nothing. I'm done. It's over.

Please stop bothering me. Please stop harassing me.

I can't help you write your stories anymore. I'm too busy with my own stories. I can't be your ghost writer any more. Please stop stealing my stories and posting them as your stories. You're on your own now. You can do it. Just focus and apply yourself.

Please don't send me your stories to read and/or edit. I'm done.

Thank you and have a nice day.

Kisses,

Freddie

So he's been a whiny cunt for a long time.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

So did this Boston douche finally suck Scouries cock to get back in his good graces?

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=578489




So he's been a whiny cunt for a long time.

Well, that's rude.

Hey, just because you got fucked up the ass in prison and had to blow every guy in jail alphabetically, doesn't mean that you can come here and vomit your misery on everyone.

Get over it. Go on Oprah and Doctor Phil to tell your story. Take medication, but don't be posting shit here and picking on good people, really good people, me.

Now we all know why you can't sit down and why your mouth is permanently open.

"Gees! How many men fucked you up the ass? You resemble your blowup doll with your mouth open like that.

Oh, shit, sorry, I almost forgot. Where's my manners?

"It was really nice to meet you. Have a nice day."

 

[Luk]

Well, that's rude.

Hey, just because you got fucked up the ass in prison and had to blow every guy in jail alphabetically, doesn't mean that you can come here and vomit your misery on everyone.

Get over it. Go on Oprah and Doctor Phil to tell your story. Take medication, but don't be posting shit here and picking on good people, really good people, me.

Now we all know why you can't sit down and why your mouth is permanently open.

"Gees! How many men fucked you up the ass? You resemble your blowup doll with your mouth open like that.

Oh, shit, sorry, I almost forgot. Where's my manners?

"It was really nice to meet you. Have a nice day."

So this Scouries guy didn't give you a proper reach-around. Got it. Look, you are really coming off like the asshole everyone says you are so it's probably better not to backtrack now. Go for it, bro!

 

[where]

wish you were there with it huh?
wow...

so where do they keep these stories?
are they like proper stories that people pay to read?
or just doodlings for fun?

I wish he were, for sure.

no one pays to read them. some are ok, most are shit. I've read two authors on here who I think could be published and be proper writers.

and I'm in the doodlewank crap category.

 

[Saint Peter]

Well, that's rude.

Hey, just because you got fucked up the ass in prison and had to blow every guy in jail alphabetically, doesn't mean that you can come here and vomit your misery on everyone.

Get over it. Go on Oprah and Doctor Phil to tell your story. Take medication, but don't be posting shit here and picking on good people, really good people, me.

Now we all know why you can't sit down and why your mouth is permanently open.

"Gees! How many men fucked you up the ass? You resemble your blowup doll with your mouth open like that.

Oh, shit, sorry, I almost forgot. Where's my manners?

"It was really nice to meet you. Have a nice day."

I found that cut and paste to be very informative. Was the change from being pissed off with scouries to the present day friendship slow, or did one day you just wake up and let the water flow under the bridge.

There is a story there. I can smell it.

 

[blunt_trauma]

I wish he were, for sure.

no one pays to read them. some are ok, most are shit. I've read two authors on here who I think could be published and be proper writers.

and I'm in the doodlewank crap category.

well i know EL is a proper writer, because she has books & shit.
she has them on her facebook page.

if the rest are shit then i'll stick to calling people poopyheads on the gb.

 

[Saint Peter]

well i know EL is a proper writer, because she has books & shit.
she has them on her facebook page.

if the rest are shit then i'll stick to calling people poopyheads on the gb.

What you need is a proper asshook and some flowers.

 

[sarahhh]

Ah, I like it, but if only you could have shown the smeared messes on the other three tires...

Not just before lunch.

But you should see the mess scouries made. He lost his driver's license for driving while getting a blowjob, but he still has a license for the other:

 

[where]

well i know EL is a proper writer, because she has books & shit.
she has them on her facebook page.

if the rest are shit then i'll stick to calling people poopyheads on the gb.

I haven't read any of her stuff so couldn't comment. Not all the writers are shit, but some (looks up) take their writing very seriously but aren't terribly good. I judge a lit story on how easily and how frequently I can get an orgasm from it. If I want to read decent literature I'll read a proper book. Nojo writes well though. not hugely erotic, but really well written.

 

[Saint Peter]

Not just before lunch.

But you should see the mess scouries made. He lost his driver's license for driving while getting a blowjob, but he still has a license for the other:

Why is your dick backwards in your av?

 

[YoursSINSerely]

do you get shouted at for writing in english as opposed to amerikan as well?


I do sometimes. and sometimes I even submit my own wank fodder.

Well, my Chinese-made keyboard has a Z on it. I was wondering if yours did, too. It also has a shift key.

 

[sr71plt]

Well, my Chinese-made keyboard has a Z on it. I was wondering if yours did, too. It also has a shift key.

Since she apparently is English, she doesn't need to use the "z" key as often as you apparently do.

 

[where]

Well, my Chinese-made keyboard has a Z on it. I was wondering if yours did, too. It also has a shift key.

there weren't any words in my post that needed a 'Z'. and yes. I have a shift key, but I don't consider the fluff I post on here as necessarily needing me to aggravate the rsi more than I already have.

 

[torchthebitch]

I'm so glad that I can entertain you.

So, you think this is funny? You think that I'm funny?

Just for that, and you can tell her that it's her fault because of what you wrote, but I'm not going to allow your mother to blow me anymore.

Sorry, but you ruined it for her. I'm done. She gave lousy blowjobs anyway. They only good thing about your mother is that she swallows.

Channelling Tommy?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Since she apparently is English, she doesn't need to use the "z" key as often as you apparently do.

Are you discussing the 'zed' key? Wasn't that the motorcycle key in the pawn shop scene in Pulp Fiction?

 

[RoryN]

Someone who's contributing a lot of posts in this thread seems to think of themselves as a great writer.

I find this amusing since their sentence structure is, by and large, total shit.

 

[Saint Peter]

People! Stop with z nastiness.


I will get naughtycakes in here to show us her titties. That will calm the place down.

 

[sarahhh]

We are the righteous ones. We are the three, who are trying to make this a better place for all writers.

"Amen."

The others on this thread are the devils. They fear us, which is why they have amassed in groups to try and fight us.

Yet, good always prevails over evil.

"Amen."

Hey BFW, speaking of lunch, are you having the same thing today that you had yesterday on this thread? You know:

 

[torchthebitch]

*joins in watching with a beer*

The bar is over here. GA brought Pringles. We'll send out for pizza later.