Scouries/GrandPoohBah/DoucheBagarinno

[blunt_trauma]

It was the cunt zapper wasn't it?

i my electrodes

 

[where]

So, you have read his stories, I see.

I have read a few actually and whilst not really my thing, I didn't think they were awful.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I missed a comma out which didn't impede understanding. you wrote gibberish.

As if leading an army into a battle that you could have won, had you taken the artillery with you, as if not betting enough on the long shot horse that won the race, as if not buying the stock that split and that you were given the tip...you failed to capitalize.

You must capitalize when you begin a sentence.

You are hereby banned from this site.

"Begone with you."

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

This picture of BFW's car pretty much sums up what has transpired thus far on this thread:

Ah, I like it, but if only you could have shown the smeared messes on the other three tires...

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Oops, sorry, hit the post button twice.

 

[blunt_trauma]

holy devil

 

[sarahhh]

All i wanna know is who is winning?

You can tell by who is begging for mercy:

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

You can tell by who is begging for mercy:

We are the righteous ones. We are the three, who are trying to make this a better place for all writers.

"Amen."

The others on this thread are the devils. They fear us, which is why they have amassed in groups to try and fight us.

Yet, good always prevails over evil.

"Amen."

 

[Byron In Exile]

We are the righteous ones. We are the three, who are trying to make this a better place for all writers.

"Amen."

The others on this thread are the devils. They fear us, which is why they have amassed in groups to try and fight us.

Yet, good always prevails over evil.

"Amen."

LT? Is that you?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

LT? Is that you?

What gave me away? Was it my writing voice?

Damn, a writer's voice is much like a snowflake and a fingerprint, no two are the same.

Pssst, get closer to the screen, so that no one else can hear.

I don't go by LT anymore, so don't call me that. I don't want anyone else to know it's me.

Okay?

 

[scouries]

36,556

Good av! Another famous poster and from the U.K. of all places. Hey listen Kybele I wonder if you know then infamous cheater jaymal. He lives over there too.

Hey, by any chance do you real English people have a different definition of chapter than we new worlders do? Like would you guys call a chapter 2 of a story a “continuation”?

13,118

Fuck, it’s all of a sudden raining English people. Maybe you could tell us about “serial” stories, u.k. style, while you’re here.

Do you know if this jaymal character is going to be deported to one of those Australia penis colonies soon for crimes against his fellow authors?

And here’s another question for you: Do you English people have non-contesting contestants over there. Like in British Idol (or whatever its called) can some contestants turn off voting and still come back next week? Or do you shoot them?

122?

Are you English too? This thread is for scourians and GBers only. I don’t think you’re quite ready for this one…

42,103

Midwestern England?

You know feddie I think all these brits have more posts than we americanos because they have a six hour head start on us…and of course what else is there to do? Go to Buckingham Palace? Watch their soccer team…

Mind you they are a big step above bb and misshick!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I'm so glad that I can entertain you.

So, you think this is funny? You think that I'm funny?

"What do ya mean, funny? Let me understand this 'cause, I don't know, maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"

 

[scouries]

these are the good guys:

Okay, for you interesting visitors from GBland

These are the good guys! Most independent observers now rate them as the three best authors on the site. Which, quite frankly, and in all modesty, is probably true.

 

[pink]

36,556

Good av! Another famous poster and from the U.K. of all places. Hey listen Kybele I wonder if you know then infamous cheater jaymal. He lives over there too.

Hey, by any chance do you real English people have a different definition of chapter than we new worlders do? Like would you guys call a chapter 2 of a story a “continuation”?

13,118

Fuck, it’s all of a sudden raining English people. Maybe you could tell us about “serial” stories, u.k. style, while you’re here.

Do you know if this jaymal character is going to be deported to one of those Australia penis colonies soon for crimes against his fellow authors?

And here’s another question for you: Do you English people have non-contesting contestants over there. Like in British Idol (or whatever its called) can some contestants turn off voting and still come back next week? Or do you shoot them?

122?

Are you English too? This thread is for scourians and GBers only. I don’t think you’re quite ready for this one…

42,103

Midwestern England?

You know feddie I think all these brits have more posts than we americanos because they have a six hour head start on us…and of course what else is there to do? Go to Buckingham Palace? Watch their soccer team…

Mind you they are a big step above bb and misshick!

Yeah, we Brits like to talk out the gob a lot.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

36,556

Good av! Another famous poster and from the U.K. of all places. Hey listen Kybele I wonder if you know then infamous cheater jaymal. He lives over there too.

Hey, by any chance do you real English people have a different definition of chapter than we new worlders do? Like would you guys call a chapter 2 of a story a “continuation”?

13,118

Fuck, it’s all of a sudden raining English people. Maybe you could tell us about “serial” stories, u.k. style, while you’re here.

Do you know if this jaymal character is going to be deported to one of those Australia penis colonies soon for crimes against his fellow authors?

And here’s another question for you: Do you English people have non-contesting contestants over there. Like in British Idol (or whatever its called) can some contestants turn off voting and still come back next week? Or do you shoot them?

122?

Are you English too? This thread is for scourians and GBers only. I don’t think you’re quite ready for this one…

42,103

Midwestern England?

You know feddie I think all these brits have more posts than we americanos because they have a six hour head start on us…and of course what else is there to do? Go to Buckingham Palace? Watch their soccer team…

Mind you they are a big step above bb and misshick!

Hey, easy on the English. Being from Boston, a proper Bostonian, and speaking the correct King's, er Queen's English, I'm half English myself. My Dad's family have been in this county since the late 1600's. They've always been loyal to and respected the crown.

"God save the Queen!"

 

[scouries]

well freddie i think we buried that DIXON CARTER LEE boy didn't we?

His mothers name was HaHa Carter?. Surely she wasn't laughing at poor Dixie?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

"What do ya mean, funny? Let me understand this 'cause, I don't know, maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"

I loved you in that movie. You were so funny, scary, actually, but funny. It was a shame when they murdered you, shot you to death in the basement of some non-descript house.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Okay, for you interesting visitors from GBland

These are the good guys! Most independent observers now rate them as the three best authors on the site. Which, quite frankly, and in all modesty, is probably true.

It brought tears to my eyes. Such a beautiful tribute, I don't have the words to express my gratitude.

Thank you.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Wow, they are coming out of the woodwork. The whole gang is nearly all here.

Let's have a party!

Someone go and buy beer and don't forget the Cheese Doodles for Bitchchick. She loves those thing, which is why her lips are a permanent orange.

Scouries! Put on some music.

Let's dance. Where's Sarahhh?

 

[Saint Peter]

Okay, for you interesting visitors from GBland

These are the good guys! Most independent observers now rate them as the three best authors on the site. Which, quite frankly, and in all modesty, is probably true.

You have no idea what this means to me.

 

[scouries]

And they're not only here freddie . They've also started a thread about you in GBland.

Calling you a girl if I'm not mistaken.

I set them straight! Basically they're all wimps over there...

jim

 

[scouries]

St Peter?

Is it really you?

For those of you who don't know this guy he is one of the good guys!

Both a famous poet and quipster...

So where's naughtycakes?

jim

 

[where]

As if leading an army into a battle that you could have won, had you taken the artillery with you, as if not betting enough on the long shot horse that won the race, as if not buying the stock that split and that you were given the tip...you failed to capitalize.

You must capitalize when you begin a sentence.

You are hereby banned from this site.

"Begone with you."

poor thing. when you can't criticise the content, you criticise the lack of capitalisation.

now go re-write your sentence quoted above so it reads a little bit better. it's a mess.

36,556

Good av! Another famous poster and from the U.K. of all places. Hey listen Kybele I wonder if you know then infamous cheater jaymal. He lives over there too.

Hey, by any chance do you real English people have a different definition of chapter than we new worlders do? Like would you guys call a chapter 2 of a story a “continuation”?

13,118

Fuck, it’s all of a sudden raining English people. Maybe you could tell us about “serial” stories, u.k. style, while you’re here.

Do you know if this jaymal character is going to be deported to one of those Australia penis colonies soon for crimes against his fellow authors?

And here’s another question for you: Do you English people have non-contesting contestants over there. Like in British Idol (or whatever its called) can some contestants turn off voting and still come back next week? Or do you shoot them?

122?

Are you English too? This thread is for scourians and GBers only. I don’t think you’re quite ready for this one…

42,103

Midwestern England?

You know feddie I think all these brits have more posts than we americanos because they have a six hour head start on us…and of course what else is there to do? Go to Buckingham Palace? Watch their soccer team…

Mind you they are a big step above bb and misshick!

say again in english?

And they're not only here freddie . They've also started a thread about you in GBland.

Calling you a girl if I'm not mistaken.

I set them straight! Basically they're all wimps over there...

jim

I'd forgotten how wonderfully delusional you are.

I also forgot how quickly it becomes boring.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

poor thing. when you can't criticise the content, you criticise the lack of capitalisation.

now go re-write your sentence quoted above so it reads a little bit better. it's a mess.



say again in english?



I'd forgotten how wonderfully delusional you are.

I also forgot how quickly it becomes boring.

Gees! Nobody better complain about my spelling again, ever.

 

[blunt_trauma]

wait...people actually read the stories here?

You have no idea what this means to me.

more than arsehooks?