Serious Discussion: The Mental Health of Dominants

Where do you get this shit, man? You're weirdo guesses about what I do are more indicative of you than me.

See the small dancing green men. Their beards. Their pot of gold. When I count to three, you're going to cum for me.

Do you understand?

One...
Two...
 
Dude, everyone here knows I'm an atheist. Feel free to replace "god" with "evolution" - as most intelligent people would know to do. :rolleyes:

But thanks for insulting even more folks here! Please see the hostess for your prize.

Well I guess you didn't think to do that when you were so intelligently quoting House.
 
Well I guess you didn't think to do that when you were so intelligently quoting House.

But why are you mad? I really fail to see any reason for your anger... so take a leaf from Behaviournomics 101 and curtail your rage immediately
 
The very physiology of intercourse is violent. There's a quote from the TV series House that just cracked me up the first time I heard it. But it rings true:

"Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it *unbelievably* fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. You know that women can have an hour long orgasm?"


Ever watch a nature documentary? Not a lot of animals are exactly "lovey dovey" with their mating. And we, like it or not, are animals. To me, the shock is not that some of us get off on power exchanges and pain but that more of us *don't* get off on it.

But the next time I watch a rooster in action, I'll make sure to let him know what a fascist he is. ;)

I agree about the violent part. Imagine what sex would have been like before language.

But all these bitches are always like, "love me gently". What is that, that's like saying "lets ride a sluggish roller coaster".
 
I agree about the violent part. Imagine what sex would have been like before language.

But all these bitches are always like, "love me gently". What is that, that's like saying "lets ride a sluggish roller coaster".
That line is a keeper you made me laugh so hard I fell off the chair.
 
I agree about the violent part. Imagine what sex would have been like before language.

But all these bitches are always like, "love me gently". What is that, that's like saying "lets ride a sluggish roller coaster".

Laughed so hard my sides hurt, especially since I felt like I was already on a roller coaster today.
 
I think it's called premature evacuation.
:D

But the next time I watch a rooster in action, I'll make sure to let him know what a fascist he is. ;)
:D :rose:

But all these bitches are always like, "love me gently". What is that, that's like saying "lets ride a sluggish roller coaster".
:D

The whole thing gets more and more entertainment value ...
Thank you guys for giving me some really liberating laughs.
 
Am I the only one sensing a lil bit o cryptofascist guilt? That would feel pretty yucky I would imagine... and probably make a person generally cranky, defensive, and judgemental don't you think?
 
I haven't had so much fun since The BLoved Incident, as it has come to be called.

Wait.

You don't think...

~ :eek: ~
 
i can't help it. i miss Him.

~smiles~

Ever since that night in Memphis. When He made me His. And marked me forever.

;)

Haha, I had totally forgotten this tangent of the whole episode. :D

Naturally, you can't forget, as you're forever marked.
 
Should this be one of the times I really hate being new? It sounds like I missed out on an amazing story. Pray, do tell.

*shudders*

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...

:)

I'll let DGE or someone else fill you in. BLoved was a most spectacular wacko though, who rode on the highest of horses.
 
*shudders*

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...

:)

I'll let DGE or someone else fill you in. BLoved was a most spectacular wacko though, who rode on the highest of horses.

CS, try to imagine what would happen if Ted Kaszinski (the Unabomber, and author of a deliriously long and misguided anti-establishment screed) had done a load of acid-laced pot one night in his cabin and came to the conclusion that he had discovered how a particular conception of bdsm—his conception of it, of course—was the only avenue to Nirvana. And then imagine that he got wind of the Literotica BDSM Forum and started to post here with the sole intent of saving the world by saving us from our poorly-conceived ideas about how to practice BDSM.

That, my friend, will give you a hint of what Bloved was like.
 
CS, try to imagine what would happen if Ted Kaszinski (the Unabomber, and author of a deliriously long and misguided anti-establishment screed) had done a load of acid-laced pot one night in his cabin and came to the conclusion that he had discovered how a particular conception of bdsm—his conception of it, of course—was the only avenue to Nirvana. And then imagine that he got wind of the Literotica BDSM Forum and started to post here with the sole intent of saving the world by saving us from our poorly-conceived ideas about how to practice BDSM.

That, my friend, will give you a hint of what Bloved was like.
We were being too casual. Casual was an evil thing he tried to correct in us.
 
We were being too casual. Casual was an evil thing he tried to correct in us.

Then imagine a frenzied and prolific 'essay writer' extolling his own virtues, damning whole swathes of people (not himself). Remember how casual relationships (ie. everyone) are abusive?

I likened it to a man driving up the offramp of a busy highway and screaming how everyone ELSE is going the wrong way. I still fucking love the comparison.

Also his own brand of brandwashing was a lot like abuse (imo) and he had a weasel face (I am a proficient orator, as proven here) and would happily type thousands of words reiterating his point and ignoring the body of all questions incoming his way. To top it off, to disagree with his rhetoric meant that YOU were a filthy casual. Yes, I really mean YOU.

I must be forgetting more things.

EDIT: quote dvs by mistake, supposed to be chiara.
 
Not to forget the rather unique way of quoting other people's posts so that he very conveniently ignored all the important parts, like context. :rolleyes: And picking a quote to repeat over and over again. And flooding the forum. Ah, those were the good times. And really, really bad.

And he looked like Santa. No kidding. Too bad he couldn't even spank the naughty, as it would have been too casual.
 
Hey, let's not get out of hand on condemning the guy. I miss his ~smiles~
 
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