Sex is boring!

Raphy, is it that small?

They say Cyrano de Bergerac had women waiting in line to become the Frenchman's lovers.

This is supposed to be why us rather ordinary looking Jews are considered to be quite satisfactory partners - being a French Jew, and having a little ancestral pride in the racial heritages should enhance one's forward looking position during oral examinations.

Wish it were true.

-FF (ah well, I can still write about it)
 
I'm not Gerard Depardieu either... But Jenny is quite right. I've never seen her nose....

Raph, wonderingly.
 
destinie21 said:
The nose isn't an organ but the tounge is :D

True... The tongue is a very important sexual organ... especially when the guy knows what to do with it.
 
Okay, I wasn't actually expecting a picture.. *blink blink*

So that's your most erotic organ huh, Jenny?

Raphy, pondering
 
mmmm

destinie21 said:
oh and on such a pretty face. too

Ps: I'm not a guy but I know what to do with my tongue:cool:

We are "special cases," Des :p
 
raphy said:
Okay, I wasn't actually expecting a picture.. *blink blink*

So that's your most erotic organ huh, Jenny?

Raphy, pondering

Oddly, in raphy's humor there is truth... Think of the sensations of sented candles burning and the odor of sex and you'll see what I mean. ;)
 
You're probably right. Unfortunately, I wouldn't know - I have no sense of smell, or at least a very very reduced one.

Raph, who's nose is kinda crooked from being broken too many times, and entirely too broken and non-functional to be erotic.
 
Jenny _S said:
Oddly, in raphy's humor there is truth... Think of the sensations of sented candles burning and the odor of sex and you'll see what I mean. ;)

Not to mention the unmistakable smell of a woman's arousal. Or even jsut her perfume.

Damn it K. better hurry home I haven't had couple sex in 5 hours
and my hand is getting tired:(
 
destinie21 said:
Not to mention the unmistakable smell of a woman's arousal. Or even jsut her perfume.

Damn it K. better hurry home I haven't had couple sex in 5 hours
and my hand is getting tired:(

Damn! Don't talk like that, Des... you're making me wet over here :)
 
Jenny _S said:
Damn! Don't talk like that, Des... you're making me wet over here :)


lol you and me both then.
Damn what I wouldn't give to be stuck between a rock and a hard place.:D
 
destinie21 said:
lol you and me both then.
Damn what I wouldn't give to be stuck between a rock and a hard place.:D


Mmmm... yeah... I hear ya, girl :D
 
What a wonderful conversation to wake-up to.

Jenny: nice, kissable mouth.

Mrs. D: you have nice, kissable parts too.

-FF (Frenchmen always know how to taste, and savor, and rub, and caress, and suck, and squeeze, and sip...)
 
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