Sex & Shenanigans

[SWR101]

Years ago, I pondered getting a tattoo or two, but couldn't think of something I liked so much that I would want to have to see it every day for the rest of my life.

I eventually thought of a couple things that seemed consistent for me.... I just didn't ever do it. And now, years later, both of those things are not even remotely something I think or care about now.

Pretty much why I don’t have any, even as long as I hold onto interests, they do change

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Yep, American politicians admit they think our kids and parents are too stupid to realize there’s a toy inside before consuming the egg

I don’t think it was banned by legislation or anything here. There were just too many frivolous lawsuits by parents who raised very stupid kids, so much so that Kinder realized they couldn’t make a profit off of it that way in our country of litigious fuckwits.

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You wouldn’t want to be mine then! She got a workout last night!

I just can’t wrap my head around pineapples in carrot cake.

Same. Honestly, I think after the whole pizza thing, some people just started putting pineapple in all kinds of foods where they don’t belong, just to piss the sane people off.

I discovers the company owning thing via some guys TikTok … it’s actually depressing AF


FUCK this capitalist bullshit.

Indeed!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Today in S&S: "here are all the funny ways I was abused as a toddler!"

https://voca.ro/1bgEHM51AQhx

 

[UnquietDreams]

You wouldn’t want to be mine then! She got a workout last night!

Same. Honestly, I think after the whole pizza thing, some people just started putting pineapple in all kinds of foods where they don’t belong, just to piss the sane people off.

The pineapple on pizza thing just irritates me. People act like this is something new, the PSL of the flatbread world. This has been a standard pizza topping since the 1960s, when it came out of Canada.

Oh, and Canada? You putting ham and pineapple on pizza and calling it "Hawaiian" negates any complaints you have about "Canadian bacon." We're even.

 

[LupineOne]

I like circus peanuts lol

They’re not bad.

Also that’s the way @Indie eats them (candy corn) … with roasted peanuts

Yes. Candy corn still belongs in the 7th circle of the Nine Hells

 

[Bry1313]

They’re not bad.

Circus peanuts aren’t bad, they are fucking awful

 

[BrendaBear]

Yes. Candy corn still belongs in the 7th circle of the Nine Hells

Oh....

I thought that's what they served for meals in the 7th circle of the Nine Hells.

In the 8th circle, they serve it for meals with a cheap, pumpkin spice sprinkled on them.

 

[LupineOne]

Circus peanuts aren’t bad, they are fucking awful

To be fair, I haven’t had them since I was six or so.
They may very well be

 

[BrendaBear]

...they are fucking awful

I don't eat peanuts, ever. So my mind immediately made me wonder about this phrase...

I'm wondering what that would be.... is that when she's like "no honey, you're nowhere near my vagina.. stop humping my leg... in fact, you are fucking awful. Just get the fuck out."

I probably am overthinking that way too much....

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Been here all day, and there's at least 5 more hours in the office to go.
Time to close the door, shut the blinds, turn off the lights, and take a nap.

 

[UnquietDreams]

They’re not bad.

Yes. Candy corn still belongs in the 7th circle of the Nine Hells

The circle of the violent and beast-like?

 

[LupineOne]

The circle of the violent and beast-like?

No. The circle that’s a degree above absolute zero, the wind never stops howling the chorus of the damned, and nobody ever visits.

Nobody. Not even Satan. Whatever is left there is abandoned and forgotten.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So quiet in here today

 

[Wand3rlust]

No. The circle that’s a degree above absolute zero, the wind never stops howling the chorus of the damned, and nobody ever visits.

Nobody. Not even Satan. Whatever is left there is abandoned and forgotten.

 

[Apisto42]

No. The circle that’s a degree above absolute zero, the wind never stops howling the chorus of the damned, and nobody ever visits.

Nobody. Not even Satan. Whatever is left there is abandoned and forgotten.

When I first read this, I read Satan as Santa. And granted, they may be the same supernatural creature, but still made me wonder why Santa would be visiting any of the circles.

My son ate a bunch of circus peanuts one time. Then threw up all over the backseat. That was the last time he ate them. They still make him queasy 20 years later.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Circus peanuts aren’t bad, they are fucking awful

I support this statement

 

[Wand3rlust]

Hold on.

*checks notes*

Peanut in a shell shaped - orange coloured hard marshmallow - banana flavouring.

What the fucking fuck are you doing???

 

[Apisto42]

Hold on.

*checks notes*

Peanut in a shell shaped - orange coloured hard marshmallow - banana flavouring.

What the fucking fuck are you doing???

My sister from a different mister! That’s what I thought 40 something years ago the first (and last) time I had one.

WTF indeed.

 

[SWR101]

I can’t recall the last time I saw circus peanuts, et alone ate one… that said, I’m the sociopath who likes candy corn, albeit in small doses

 

[Apisto42]

Yes, one candy corn every three years will do me.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

When I first read this, I read Satan as Santa. And granted, they may be the same supernatural creature, but still made me wonder why Santa would be visiting any of the circles.

My son ate a bunch of circus peanuts one time. Then threw up all over the backseat. That was the last time he ate them. They still make him queasy 20 years later.

My inner 5-year-old forbids me from drinking Mountain Dew for similar reasons

 

[Wand3rlust]

So quiet in here today

It HAS been quiet. I've had to entertain myself other places.

*shakes head sadly*

 

[Apisto42]

It HAS been quiet. I've had to entertain myself other places.

*shakes head sadly*

Wink wink nudge nudge

 

[LupineOne]

Also deadly serious

 

[Wand3rlust]

Wink wink nudge nudge

*whispers*

Shuuuush. That was earlier. And not in this thread....