Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

Well, my dad decided to give my brother a spoonful of liquid Dial handsoap for calling me a b. He threw up. Dad threw up. Never happened again.

Well.. it was supposed to be a bar of soap... but, it sounds like it worked so...

 

[Wand3rlust]

I like circus peanuts lol


Also that’s the way @Indie eats them (candy corn) … with roasted peanuts

Seriously. It's like another language.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Why you gotta blow my cover like that. God dammit, we talked about this!

I repeat: I'm okay with this.

 

[lavendersilk]

Well.. it was supposed to be a bar of soap... but, it sounds like it worked so...

We aalll learned an important lesson that day.

 

[crazychemgirl]

wait, what? that's an actual thing that happened to people? what the hell, lol!

Happened to me!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Seriously. It's like another language.

I mean, it kind of is, isn’t it?

 

[BrendaBear]

No. That was my father's role. Mom was a bit of an opportunist....spatula, hairbrush...you know...whatever was close by at hand.

Yeah... my mother wouldn't have been patient enough to wait for getting a switch either. I think she was into instant ramifications or something.

 

[lavendersilk]

Happened to me!

What word did you say?

 

[Qky75]

Happened to me!

Ohhhh gawd....#MeALSO

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hmm..... how's the closet space?

For this, I can break my lease and find a place with closets. Or a spare room even...

 

[vagrantx]

Well, my dad decided to give my brother a spoonful of liquid Dial handsoap for calling me a b. He threw up. Dad threw up. Never happened again.

I'm fairly sure if someone actually tried that here, CPS would be called in like... immediately. You don't fuck with swedish CPS. They've got clipboards.

https://voca.ro/14Y8mnf9VSqI

grandfather, tell me a story!

 

[crazychemgirl]

What word did you say?

Fucked if I know. But probably fuck.

Or I just talked back.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Uh huh. We don't have to call them different things.....

Unlike everything else.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ohhhh gawd....#MeALSO

https://voca.ro/1m0EeOoqywH4

 

[MindYaBitness]

Uhm… @Indie ??

@TigerLilly4U likes candy corn, it's the most psychopathic thing about her

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well, my dad decided to give my brother a spoonful of liquid Dial handsoap for calling me a b. He threw up. Dad threw up. Never happened again.

This is why I made my kid write apology letters instead...

 

[vagrantx]

No. That was my father's role. Mom was a bit of an opportunist....spatula, hairbrush...you know...whatever was close by at hand.

Happened to me!

Today in S&S: "here are all the funny ways I was abused as a toddler!"

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Wednesdays are my Mondays and I hate them.

 

[Qky75]

https://voca.ro/1m0EeOoqywH4

Wanted to heart AND laugh at this

".....like feelings and caring and all that sort of bullshit"

 

[BrendaBear]

Fucked if I know. But probably fuck.

Or I just talked back.

I think the first time I said fuck when my dad was around was after I crashed on my skateboard (yeah, I wasn't good on a skateboard).... I looked up at him in horror of getting in trouble... he just said "eh, that was justified" and walked off.


Edit: Thinking back - what strikes me the funniest about this is... he didn't help me up, he didn't ask if I was all right, he didn't even pick up the skateboard which was rolling away... and that's why Gen-X is the way we are.

 

[vagrantx]

This is why I made my kid write apology letters instead...

Once again - well dad'ed!!

 

[BrendaBear]

Wednesdays are my Mondays and I hate them.

I love 'em!!!

 

[Qky75]

Once again - well dad'ed!!

My answer to my son's hyperactivity was to work out and run laps....backfired when he got stronger than me.

 

[PassionatePanther]

@TigerLilly4U likes candy corn, it's the most psychopathic thing about her

I LOVE candy corn. Can we still be friends?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not me scaring myself every time I pick up my phone cuz I switched to my Halloween phone theme