Like every damn time! And you’d always try to be cute and get a small flimsy one, nope, one time dad legit cut an actual branch off to show me what he expected
(for the record he did not actually use it, just put the fear of God in me)
Yep, I learned that lesson real quick…
Ever rue the day some previous home owner planted pussy willows in your yard too?!?Like every damn time! And you’d always try to be cute and get a small flimsy one, nope, one time dad legit cut an actual branch off to show me what he expected
...and thus started your life long habit of going out and pulling weeds in the middle of the night... or was that going out looking for pussy?
Naaaah....I turned out ok(ish) in fact my therapist says I'll be ready to re-enter society one day.Today in S&S: "here are all the funny ways I was abused as a toddler!"
I didn't discover that until Id graduated high school....and thus started your life long habit of going out and pulling weeds in the middle of the night... or was that going out looking for pussy?
Oh.... a late bloomer!
Very very much so. That summer I may or may not have tasted the rainbow and ...other stuff I don't want to remember lmao
This is why she’s almost perfect and not actually perfect
Uh huh.
A masterclass in killing the joke by explaining it…
I'll let it go this time!
Nono, it’s a whole thing. @crazychemgirl asked that question on page 1 of this thread and every so often, we get a new poster who tries to start at page 1 and reply to it, usually something to the effect of “any day that ends in Y.” Watching @Bry1313 ’s responses is my my favorite Lit sport!
Yes! I don’t know which it will be yet, but my Friday Discord movie night group is doing a 2nd spooky movie in a row. Last week was A Quiet Place: Day One.
Nah.You wish you had some of this whore mouth
I’ve had carrot cake with shredded carrots, and some with the sides rolled in crushed walnuts, but not pineapple. That’s definitely different!
I just can’t wrap my head around pineapples in carrot cake.Nono, it’s a whole thing. @crazychemgirl asked that question on page 1 of this thread and every so often, we get a new poster who tries to start at page 1 and reply to it, usually something to the effect of “any day that ends in Y.” Watching @Bry1313 ’s responses is my my favorite Lit sport!
Yes! I don’t know which it will be yet, but my Friday Discord movie night group is doing a 2nd spooky movie in a row. Last week was A Quiet Place: Day One.
Nah.
I’ve had carrot cake with shredded carrots, and some with the sides rolled in crushed walnuts, but not pineapple. That’s definitely different!
You forgot to tag @MrsPassion
Today is MUCH cooler than it has been all week, by a difference of like 24°F. Today is a great day to fuck, indeed!
I like how “Canada” and is in the same category as “emergencies.”
But also, I’m not not thinking about the semi-nude arborist shots now. 
I don’t like feet, but I feel that way about purses!
If you guys ever want to fall down the most horrifically depressing rabbit hole, try searching who owns…pretty much any and every big corporations you can think of. Spoiler alert: they’re almost all owned by Vanguard and/or BlackRock.
I discovers the company owning thing via some guys TikTok … it’s actually depressing AFYou forgot to tag @MrsPassion
Today is MUCH cooler than it has been all week, by a difference of like 24°F. Today is a great day to fuck, indeed!
I like how “Canada” and is in the same category as “emergencies.”
I don’t like feet, but I feel that way about purses!
If you guys ever want to fall down the most horrifically depressing rabbit hole, try searching who owns…pretty much any and every big corporations you can think of. Spoiler alert: they’re almost all owned by Vanguard and/or BlackRock.
I liked those movies
...always grimacing and redirecting everyone to your hoodie....
Years ago, I pondered getting a tattoo or two, but couldn't think of something I liked so much that I would want to have to see it every day for the rest of my life.
