Sex & Shenanigans

[SWR101]

Thanks! It’s looking like we’re gonna get slammed, but the really catastrophic damage will be to the big bend/panhandle.
I’m hoping that my trees hold strong.

Stay safe, and I hope your trees hold. Been there, it sucks

 

[BrendaBear]

Yep, wholesome, we get called that all the time. We could teach classes on being trad wives.

Lies!!!

Please make sure there is a lightning rod closeby when you make these comments. 🌩

Wow.... I guess these guys didn't know what fun trad wives actually had.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Wow.... I guess these guys didn't know what fun trad wives actually had.

Lady in the streets, freak in the sheets...and we also make bread

 

[hotcpu]

Lady in the streets, freak in the sheets...and we also make bread

And I have to be on a Carb curbing diet ... But I will make exceptions, and tacos are really in my diet wheel-house.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Lady in the streets, freak in the sheets...and we also make bread

I want your bread recipe.

In a video.

With just an apron on.


Thank you.

 

[hotoldrguy]

 

[UnquietDreams]

Thanks! It’s looking like we’re gonna get slammed, but the really catastrophic damage will be to the big bend/panhandle.
I’m hoping that my trees hold strong.

Yes, it is just your trees I worry about... Heh.

Be safe, Princess.

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you could murder one person (who is currently alive) … without any consequences … who would you murder and why?

 

[UnquietDreams]

If you could murder one person (who is currently alive) … without any consequences … who would you murder and why?

No one. There is no such thing as "no consequence," even if you pay no legal price. Murder is a corrosive act on the soul and it doesn't heal.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No one. There is no such thing as "no consequence," even if you pay no legal price. Murder is a corrosive act on the soul.

Well aren’t we just sunshine and rainbows.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well aren’t we just sunshine and rainbows.

Who brought up murdering people before breakfast?

 

[Qky75]

If you could murder one person (who is currently alive) … without any consequences … who would you murder and why?

Can't say without starting a whole shit storm.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I want your bread recipe.

In a video.

With just an apron on.


Thank you.

Well, I didn't want to get dressed today anyway

 

[crazychemgirl]

Who brought up murdering people before breakfast?

It actually wasn’t me …, it was @OrdinaryPerson

 

[Qky75]

No one. There is no such thing as "no consequence," even if you pay no legal price. Murder is a corrosive act on the soul and it doesn't heal.

And I wallow in it while I'm eating chicken fried puppies

 

[lavendersilk]

If you could murder one person (who is currently alive) … without any consequences … who would you murder and why?

There is an obvious choice currently, but it might cause more trouble than it's worth.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can't say without starting a whole shit storm.

Oh I love this response.

 

[MindYaBitness]

If you could murder one person (who is currently alive) … without any consequences … who would you murder and why?

I've got a short list of world leaders, and a dude who I unfortunately made the acquaintance of when I was 15. However, if anyone ever tries to harm my children they're fast tracked to the top of the list

 

[crazychemgirl]

And I wallow in it while I'm eating chicken fried puppies

Chicken fried puppies?


Uhm….





Uhm…..




In this universe… I will accept almost anything. But cruelty to animals is my no-go non-starter direct to hell with you.

 

[Qky75]

Chicken fried puppies?


Uhm….





Uhm…..




In this universe… I will accept almost anything. But cruelty to animals is my no-go non-starter direct to hell with you.

I've already reserved a table there.....and of course I meant hush puppies

 

[crazychemgirl]

I've already reserved a table there.....and of course I meant hush puppies

Your table better include me

 

[BrendaBear]

If you could murder one person (who is currently alive) … without any consequences … who would you murder and why?

No one. There is no such thing as "no consequence," even if you pay no legal price. Murder is a corrosive act on the soul and it doesn't heal.

Thanks Dreamy, that's exactly what I was thinking too.

 

[Wriggle]

If you could murder one person (who is currently alive) … without any consequences … who would you murder and why?

If there is no consequence - their shitty impact would still be influencing the thick twats

This is a quandary ..

How about Dolly Parton -.she's too lovely

 

[Qky75]

Thanks Dreamy, that's exactly what I was thinking too.

I have a reply to this but then again it's why I take meds

 

[__Nathan1968]

Thanks! It’s looking like we’re gonna get slammed, but the really catastrophic damage will be to the big bend/panhandle.
I’m hoping that my trees hold strong.

On the plus-side, maybe you get to see your tree guys again?