Sex & Shenanigans

[__Nathan1968]

Annnnnd I was thinking the same thing!!!

Coincidentally, that song is the only song played in Hell.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Coincidentally, that song is the only song played in Hell.

Yep... that sounds about right...

*pulls feet up from the ground*

 

[BrendaBear]

Okay... you guys want to go there. I'll throw one out.

What is the only beer served in hell?

 

[base10]

In principal, I agree, however I believe that there would be no scarring on my soul for murdering the creator of this advertising campaign:

Why do kids who aren’t old enough to drive need cars?

 

[__Nathan1968]

Ok …. Speaking of hell.

What person in hell will you look forward to meeting?

I took my wife to Hell (and back) last summer.



Hell, MI. Fun little place.

 

[UnquietDreams]

There is no Hell. Only the one we live here on Earth.

Well aren’t we just sunshine and rainbows.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Okay... you guys want to go there. I'll throw one out.

What is the only beer served in hell?

Warm?

 

[UnquietDreams]

There is no Hell. Only the one we live here on Earth.

"The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven."

--"Paradise Lost," John Milton

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm not going to hell. Wherever I am is heaven.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm not going to hell. Wherever I am is heaven.

I just plan on not dying. My TBR pile is too large.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not going to hell. Wherever I am is heaven.

I love that idea!

Wait... then London is.... heaven?

 

[BrendaBear]

--"Paradise Lost," John Milton

"Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He's a little bit long-winded, he doesn't translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible.

But that doesn't relieve you of your responsibility for this material. Now I'm waiting for reports from some of you... Listen, I'm not joking. This is my job!"

 

[SWR101]

Okay... you guys want to go there. I'll throw one out.

What is the only beer served in hell?

Warm O’Douls

 

[Wand3rlust]

I love that idea!

Wait... then London is.... heaven?

True facts

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I love that idea!

Wait... then London is.... heaven?

but, but, but the beer is warm...

 

[UnquietDreams]

"Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He's a little bit long-winded, he doesn't translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible.

But that doesn't relieve you of your responsibility for this material. Now I'm waiting for reports from some of you... Listen, I'm not joking. This is my job!"

I love Donald Sutherland.

 

[BrendaBear]

I love Donald Sutherland.

I was pretty sure you would know exactly what I was quoting.

 

[dawn_of_night]

No one. There is no such thing as "no consequence," even if you pay no legal price. Murder is a corrosive act on the soul and it doesn't heal.

Uh...

Asking the important questions, is this something we worry about.

 

[crazychemgirl]

What is the worst alcohol known to our species

 

[johnsmith190812]

What is the worst alcohol known to our species

Vodka?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Vodka?

Incorrect

 

[Qky75]

Incorrect

Might have to disagree....that stuff is vile

 

[johnsmith190812]

Incorrect

Apparently you’ve never gotten wild off of it

 

[crazychemgirl]

Might have to disagree....that stuff is vile

But it is easily mixed into drinks

 

[BrendaBear]

Incorrect

Are you sure? Because that stuff is ... just... eww.