Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

True. But I like to be prepared

Fucking boy scouts!

Wait... how are you with knots??

 

[CreekyBonz]

Not a Boy Scout, but sailors are good with knots!

 

[SWR101]

Fucking boy scouts!

Wait... how are you with knots??

Eagle scout, and very good

 

[BrendaBear]

Eagle scout, and very good

 

[hotoldrguy]

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I travel so much I can pack a weekender travel bag for like 4 days and a standard carryon for a week. And do so in like 20 minutes.

Oh honey, no…this isn’t a lack of frequency and practice thing. I was raised as the daughter of a travel agent, and then I spent 11 years of my life living just far enough that visiting family required overnight stays. This is just a me-thinking-I-need-evvvvveerything thing!

Well, they are total heathens. But they are total heathens who have lots of places to buy stuff.

They sound like my kind of people!

Or even an agent

or even a morning!

What kind of agent?

 

[CreekyBonz]

Oh honey, no…this isn’t a lack of frequency and practice thing. I was raised as the daughter of a travel agent, and then I spent 11 years of my life living just far enough that visiting family required overnight stays. This is just a me-thinking-I-need-evvvvveerything thing!


They sound like my kind of people!


What kind of agent?

The typo kind? No idea what that was, just meant the other sentence.

 

[TweekeeKeekee]

It’s actually not as hard as people think … just hella dangerous

It's not even that dangerous if you know what you're doing lol - not as dangerous as ingesting it and a bunch of other things i've done while on it lol

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You guys sound like my wife. I just pack a bunch of underwear and figure I can wash anything else by hand if I need to.

Why can't you wash your underwear by hand?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fucking boy scouts!

Wait... how are you with knots??

I've said it before, it is all about motivation. Being in the Boy Scouts? Not motivation. Dating "Ally, the Girl Who Liked To Get Tied Up?" Motivating.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's not even that dangerous if you know what you're doing lol - not as dangerous as ingesting it and a bunch of other things i've done while on it lol

Uhm… lol. Even if you know what you’re doing it’s still hella dangerous.

Chemicals don’t fuck around. They give zero fucks about our health.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Uhm… lol. Even if you know what you’re doing it’s still hella dangerous.

Chemicals don’t fuck around. They give zero fucks about our health.

To be honest, by the time you are cooking bathroom meth, you have pretty much moved past the "making good decisions" phase of life...

 

[BrendaBear]

To be honest, by the time you are cooking bathroom meth, you have pretty much moved past the "making good decisions" phase of life...

Wait.... that was supposed to be a phase? Any ideas when the "making good decision" phase starts?

I might have slept through it.... not sure...

(but I have no interest in anything to do with meth, bathroom or otherwise).

 

[MandaPandaa]

To be honest, by the time you are cooking bathroom meth, you have pretty much moved past the "making good decisions" phase of life...

Ummm or you're just an entrepreneur. Sheesh.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ummm or you're just an entrepreneur. Sheesh.

Yes, I look on the corner at the meth dealers and my first thought is "Young Entrepreneur Council member there!"

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes, I look on the corner at the meth dealers and my first thought is "Young Entrepreneur Council member there!"

Damnit, I was hoping to write off “meth lab supplies” on my taxes this year.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ummm or you're just an entrepreneur. Sheesh.

It’s the can-do spirit combined with the blatant disregard for the health, safety, or property of folks already living their lives that made America great all in one career path,

 

[UnquietDreams]

I love both.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I guess the question is, "What's on Side B?"

I don’t know about that but it reminded that I have this on my phone. For reasons. Don’t judge me!

 

[BrendaBear]

I don’t know about that but it reminded that I have this on my phone. For reasons. Don’t judge me!

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

I said!

Don’t judge me!

 

[BrendaBear]

Don’t judge me!

Are worrying about and judging the same thing? I don't think so.

Maybe. But then again, maybe I was merely discerning that not all your dogs are barking. Or perhaps a fuse is loose? The elevator isn't going to the top floor? A few sandwiches short of a picnic... so many possibilities...

(you know I'm kidding.... I just had to run with it... I can't help it).

 

[BrendaBear]

I might need to sneak away before the reprisal comes...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I don’t know about that but it reminded that I have this on my phone. For reasons. Don’t judge me!

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[SWR101]

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Always the appropriate response