Sex & Shenanigans

[vagrantx]

This is the only place I routinely invite objectification When you're shaped like a coke bottle

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Ok, so it’s 8th grade (you can convert yourself @Wand3rlust, like 11tieth form or something, about when you’re 13)

It’s nutrition (a break that’s not lunchtime @Wand3rlust)

Where are you?

What are you doing?

What are you listening to?

What are you listening to it on?

Are you reading? What if so?

Hmm…in 8th grade, I was either at the usual bench with Kristin and Kristen, or in Ryan’s lap, or visiting any of my other groups of friends with a camera for the school yearbook If it was Friday, I would have had a Sony Discman in a little blue and grey carrying case that held a few CDs. Among the tops of the rotation were Beatles for Sale (timeless) and Notorious B.I.G’s double album, Life After Death, which came out 2 weeks after his death while I was in Washington DC for the class trip that spring and I bought with souvenir money.

Never change Amanda.

. The whole Flowers in the Attic thing was the whisper network for the girls at my school.

Since you asked, ok. I won't. Lol

Yes. Oh. Wait. No.


What?

Pssst…I think he’s confused Mary Higgins Clark with V.C. Andrews. I’ve read a bit of both, but not Flowers in the Attic, as the whole incest thing has never appealed to me.

Hey Crazy Chem Girl!

Wanted to ask you and your readers about swinging. Any good threads anyone can recommend? My wife and I are curious but all the apps and swinging sites are just overwhelming and inorganic.

How do dip our toe into this and without committing right away? Feel free to DM me.

Hi…I don’t have any helpful directions to the swingers threads, just letting you know you’ve stumbled into homeroom!

Chicago poet, mostly known for his work aimed at younger people, like The Giving Tree, Where the Sidewalk Ends, and A Light in the Attic. Very good at silly verse with a lot of meaning behind it. He died in 1999.

Here is a cross from my thread, an attempt at his work. It is only about a minute.

"Stubbornness," by Shel Silverstein

https://voca.ro/1jkBdiWpiGgb

He also did some stuff for…Playboy, I think? I saw some of it years ago, but feel remiss for not looking up more of that as an adult. I’m a big kid who still loves A Light in the Attic, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Runny Babbit and The Giving Tree

 

[Photog1rl]

Someday I'm going to have to post a picture of myself under a blanket with just a pinky toe sticking out and just watch the PMs come flooding in

Feet pics are really a big kink. Just imagine what a riot your pinky toe could cause.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

No crushes on teachers, but I did have a few creeps. My honors chemistry teacher would sit on my desk and try to look down my shirt. He invited me to stay after class and show him how I braid my hair...

I had another teacher smack my butt once. He was one of the football coaches that got wrangled into teaching health. When I said not to ever touch me again, he apologized, said it was habit, that athletes smack eachothers butt's all of the time. Years later my spouse happened to work with the coach's son. His son said that it wasn't an accident, and his dad had been in trouble for making passes at girls he taught. Ew.

Ughhh…I had a creepy coach-turned-teacher in my freshman year of HS too. He would stand over girls, hand on their back where the bra hooks were, looking over their “work” (down their tops). Some other girls in that class knew him from their middle school where he was fired for also being creepy there.

I had an incredibly sexy social & political philosophy professor in undergrad. I even went to office hours to flirt with him but he never bent me over his desk

How rude. It's like he's never seen porn

I’m going to go out on a limb here and let you both know that @YourDirtyProfessor would probably be happy to indulge any college professor fantasies

 

[UnquietDreams]

Did you do the low-cut top thing like I suggested to morelikeasong?
It's bulletproof

Didn't work when I tried it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Orrrr they wish that curtain wasn't there. Or that it was replaced by a nice pair of tassles

Diet Coke cans work well too.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Someday I'm going to have to post a picture of myself under a blanket with just a pinky toe sticking out and just watch the PMs come flooding in

I've seen your toes. I get it.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I've seen your toes. I get it.

Nooooo you haven't. I can only think of one time I ever posted them being visible

 

[MindYaBitness]

Diet Coke cans work well too.

I'm glad we can agree on something

 

[MindYaBitness]

Nooooo you haven't. I can only think of one time I ever posted them being visible

Now I want to see your feet! Come on, give the ladies what they want!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'm glad we can agree on something

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I feel your pain, I have cleavage in a turtleneck!

You can wear turtlenecks?! My girls threaten to strangle me if I even look at one! Cowl necks are nice when it’s cold though

Now I want to see your feet! Come on, give the ladies what they want!

Ughhh…that’s the kind of thing that needs to be hidden behind a foot emoji, cuz not ALL the ladies want to see it!

 

[Photog1rl]

I'm glad we can agree on something

You and your fantastic responses. How do you do it? Cupcakes and Diet Coke at the ready? I am in awe!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Hmm, I don't know, how are your bower/nest/rocks coming along?

 

[MindYaBitness]

You and your fantastic responses. How do you do it? Cupcakes and Diet Coke at the ready? I am in awe!

Lol, they're old pics, fan favorites, if you will

 

[Photog1rl]

Lol, they're old pics, fan favorites, if you will

Ahhh, well I'm still impressed.

 

[Wriggle]

I'm glad we can agree on something

Ok... thirsty...

Lol, they're old pics, fan favorites, if you will

What this guy said...

Ok.
Amazing

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm glad we can agree on something

Oh, we can...can.

 

[Taegul]

People seem to want feet pics so I guess I can borrow this one time from my OnlyFans site. BUT ONLY ONCE. We've had enough natural disasters lately, don't need a flood from all the ladies getting too excited...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

How have I not blocked @Taegul yet?

 

[Taegul]

How have I not blocked @Taegul yet?

Just because it's not your kink doesn't mean others might not enjoy it!

Don't hate on Feeturama!

 

[SWR101]

It looks like the rubber and is on the other claw now!

 

[37_ttej]

People seem to want feet pics so I guess I can borrow this one time from my OnlyFans site. BUT ONLY ONCE. We've had enough natural disasters lately, don't need a flood from all the ladies getting too excited...

When you waggle those toesies.
Dead sexy.

 

[SherlockianMan]

People seem to want feet pics so I guess I can borrow this one time from my OnlyFans site. BUT ONLY ONCE. We've had enough natural disasters lately, don't need a flood from all the ladies getting too excited...

Why not Zoidberg?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Lol, they're old pics, fan favorites, if you will

I'm a fan!