Sex & Shenanigans

[Wand3rlust]

Ok, did you say 'I just can't understand this, I'll never get it! But I have to get an A in this class! Please, I'll do anything"

*Speaks the voice of experience...*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I did! Of course I did. I know what I’m working with lol


Right?! I wanted this

Maybe you should have ordered a pizza and then told the TA you didn’t have any money to pay for the pizza and then ask how his plumbing was working….wait…I’m getting distracted by that gif…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*Speaks the voice of experience...*

i feel confident that no one ever anywhere has doubted he’d do anything.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

*Speaks the voice of experience...*

Turns out the voice of experience is only good enough for a C+

 

[BrendaBear]

Turns out the voice of experience is only good enough for a C+

But you got a “+” ? Good job!!

Wait… is that hand clapping or spanking?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

i feel confident that no one ever anywhere has doubted he’d do anything.

There are tens of threads that I won't post in. That has to count for something?

 

[MandaPandaa]

I had an incredibly sexy social & political philosophy professor in undergrad. I even went to office hours to flirt with him but he never bent me over his desk

I'm sorry that he didn't bend you over the desk. He must have been completely afraid of having such a hot student in his office with him alone.

I had a huge crush my history teacher. He was hot. And so nice. I was a very good girl and never said anything inappropriate to him. But... I cannot say that my mind didn't travel places it probably shouldn't have while we were learning about the Revolution...

I've never been more interested in history than I was that year.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

There are tens of threads that I won't post in. That has to count for something?

You can be a goer and still have some discretion, gotta keep em guessing.

 

[MandaPandaa]

Ok, did you say 'I just can't understand this, I'll never get it! But I have to get an A in this class! Please, I'll do anything"

All I had to do was cry and they gave me what I wanted.

 

[Wand3rlust]

You can be a goer and still have some discretion, gotta keep em guessing.

'be a goer'

 

[UnquietDreams]

'be a goer'

Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'm sorry that he didn't bend you over the desk. He must have been completely afraid of having such a hot student in his office with him alone.

I had a huge crush my history teacher. He was hot. And so nice. I was a very good girl and never said anything inappropriate to him. But... I cannot say that my mind didn't travel places it probably shouldn't have while we were learning about the Revolution...

I've never been more interested in history than I was that year.

The founding fathers would be proud

 

[Secretintoelderly]

People come and go

 

[BrendaBear]

'be a goer'

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It's not good English, but I udnerstooded you DeliciousMonkey

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

All I had to do was cry and they gave me what I wanted.

Did you do the low-cut top thing like I suggested to morelikeasong?
It's bulletproof

 

[morelikeasong]

Ok, did you say 'I just can't understand this, I'll never get it! But I have to get an A in this class! Please, I'll do anything"

Unfortunately, I was absolutely crushing it in his class. It was probably very clear that I didn’t actually need help. Instead I tried to engage him in really thoughtful discussions about the material while also being casually flirtatious and looking hot.

I should have went with your approach.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

All I had to do was cry and they gave me what I wanted.

Sigh. So unfair. I never get what I want from crying. Or begging. Or offering small wads of cash.

It's not good English, but I udnerstooded you DeliciousMonkey

Me English good!

 

[morelikeasong]

All I had to do was cry and they gave me what I wanted.

I’ve definitely done that before. Not for sex though

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Unfortunately, I was absolutely crushing it in his class. It was probably very clear that I didn’t actually need help. Instead I tried to engage him in really thoughtful discussions about the material while also being casually flirtatious and looking hot.

I should have went with your approach.

Hindsight is 20/20. Ironically, I believe is you had let him get some hindsight I think that would've helped seal the deal. Oh well, next time

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Sigh. So unfair. I never get what I want from crying. Or begging. Or offering small wads of cash.

Detective default has highlighted the problem

 

[MandaPandaa]

Did you do the low-cut top thing like I suggested to morelikeasong?
It's bulletproof

Sadly, my mother was responsible for the purchase of my clothing at the time. Although, my boobs have never been well hidden no matter what top I wore.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Detective default has highlighted the problem

I work with what I got!

 

[MandaPandaa]

I’ve definitely done that before. Not for sex though

To be clear, I was not doing it for sex.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Sadly, my mother was responsible for the purchase of my clothing at the time. Although, my boobs have never been well hidden no matter what top I wore.

I feel your pain, I have cleavage in a turtleneck!