Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sadly, my mother was responsible for the purchase of my clothing at the time. Although, my boobs have never been well hidden no matter what top I wore.

 

[morelikeasong]

To be clear, I was not doing it for sex.

https://voca.ro/1jjod6rpF77P

 

[morelikeasong]

Hindsight is 20/20. Ironically, I believe is you had let him get some hindsight I think that would've helped seal the deal. Oh well, next time

Maybe you could help me practice? Dare I say… teach me?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Sadly, my mother was responsible for the purchase of my clothing at the time.

Twat-swatting parents. SMH

Although, my boobs have never been well hidden no matter what top I wore.

 

[GhostOfFAS]

Don’t mind me. I’m just over here taking notes in case I ever become a hot professor.

 

[MandaPandaa]

I feel your pain, I have cleavage in a turtleneck!

For some reason I feel like turtlenecks make my boobs even look bigger...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

For some reason I feel like turtlenecks make my boobs even look bigger...

*Christmas gift on lock*

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Don’t mind me. I’m just over here taking notes in case I ever become a hot professor.

I can't say I'd ever considered it before, but considering the sources of the stories, I'm starting to think I need to see if I look good in tweed

 

[MindYaBitness]

For some reason I feel like turtlenecks make my boobs even look bigger...

Right? It's almost like the Wizard of Oz, the more you try to hide them behind a curtain, the more people want yo know what's behind the curtain

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

*Christmas gift on lock*

Did you ever think you'd be considering gifting someone a turtleneck? What a time to be alive

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Right? It's almost like the Wizard of Oz, the more you try to hide them behind a curtain, the more people want yo know what's behind the curtain

You look great in Emerald?!? Whaddya want from us?!!

 

[jason28053]

Right? It's almost like the Wizard of Oz, the more you try to hide them behind a curtain, the more people want yo know what's behind the curtain

Don’t look behind the curtain Dorothy!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Did you ever think you'd be considering gifting someone a turtleneck?

Is that a euphemism?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Right? It's almost like the Wizard of Oz, the more you try to hide them behind a curtain, the more people want yo know what's behind the curtain

Orrrr they wish that curtain wasn't there. Or that it was replaced by a nice pair of tassles

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Is that a euphemism?

Only if there's a follow up about coaxing a turtle out of its shell

 

[MindYaBitness]

Orrrr they wish that curtain wasn't there. Or that it was replaced by a nice pair of tassles

Exactly, show less and they want to see more. It's the modest lady's conundrum! Though, I'm not sure tassles would exactly flatter my situation, so that one will have to stay firmly in fantasy land

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Only if there's a follow up about coaxing a turtle out of its shell

 

[Wriggle]

Exactly, show less and they want to see more. It's the modest lady's conundrum! Though, I'm not sure tassles would exactly flatter my situation, so that one will have to stay firmly in fantasy land

As someone who's seen Mindy's cookie shaped and sized nipples - I can confirm the tassels are not going to suffice.

 

[MindYaBitness]

As someone who's seen Mindy's cookie shaped and sized nipples - I can confirm the tassels are not going to suffice.

Hey, that's not fair! They're not always covered in cookies, sometimes they get festive

 

[wrodgers89]

As someone who's seen Mindy's cookie shaped and sized nipples - I can confirm the tassels are not going to suffice.

Dibs on “Cookie Nipples” as a new band name.

 

[Wriggle]

Dibs on “Cookie Nipples” as a new band name.

That one is yours for free

 

[MindYaBitness]

Dibs on “Cookie Nipples” as a new band name.

Yes, but you all have to wear cookies on your nipples for the entire performance

 

[Wriggle]

Hey, that's not fair! They're not always covered in cookies, sometimes they get festive

Ok.
Amazing

 

[wrodgers89]

Yes, but you all have to wear cookies on your nipples for the entire performance

Hey I’ve done worse for less. I’ll start with oatmeal and then when I’m older I’ll obviously switch to oatmeal raisin.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Exactly, show less and they want to see more.

Someday I'm going to have to post a picture of myself under a blanket with just a pinky toe sticking out and just watch the PMs come flooding in