Sex & Shenanigans

[Wand3rlust]

 

[LupineOne]

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ever get that thing where you dream about someone who'd never even crossed your mind sexually, and then the whole of the next day you feel like you're in love with them? I've had that with colleagues... old teachers... people off the telly... it's bizarre.

I've read the book...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Have any of you ever gone on lit in a dream?

Not that I can recall. I do vividly recall having a (non-sexual) dream about @Btq97 only 3 days after we first started talking. We were on a sectional sofa, in what felt like late at night, his legs stretched out one way, me laying across the other way, my head in his lap…ostensibly watching something or other, but really just talking and tickling and giggling. I hadn’t seen his face yet at that point, so when dream-me looked up, my brain replaced his face with that of someone else who has the same first name The next day, I told him about it and asked for a face pic, and he’s been the man of my dreams ever since

 

[37_ttej]

I can’t describe the first except for some reason I’m peeing in the dream and I cum in real life…

No, because it’s like it happens without the orgasm.

It’s pee-cum.

 

[37_ttej]

And mine is a clean, well-lighted place.

And mine is …

*forcibly restrained from typing*

Nope, we’re not doing this remember?

 

[SWR101]

Not that I can recall. I do vividly recall having a (non-sexual) dream about @Btq97 only 3 days after we first started talking. We were on a sectional sofa, in what felt like late at night, his legs stretched out one way, me laying across the other way, my head in his lap…ostensibly watching something or other, but really just talking and tickling and giggling. I hadn’t seen his face yet at that point, so when dream-me looked up, my brain replaced his face with that of someone else who has the same first name The next day, I told him about it and asked for a face pic, and he’s been the man of my dreams ever since

Awww, that’s a sweet story, Kitty

 

[Mrtenant]

Yay it's Fall and October and there's pumpkin spice everything everywhere!

So, this year I found this lube

...at a romantic depot website, only they are out of stock. I guess the rest of us have to go back to using pumpkins to get that flavor on our junk?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

My heart’s full of light and joy.

And probably some semen.

I have SO MANY questions

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have SO MANY questions

If you think I got answers sister..,you got bigger problems

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Yay it's Fall and October and there's pumpkin spice everything everywhere!

So, this year I found this lube

...at a romantic depot website, only they are out of stock. I guess the rest of us have to go back to using pumpkins to get that flavor on our junk?

Dip your balls in clove oil?

Festive AND can help your lovers struggling with dry socket (how's that for a double entendre?!)

 

[aussiegeekygal]

If you think I got answers sister..,you got bigger problems

I don't know if I'm necessarily asking for answers... I just like asking hard questions.

 

[37_ttej]

I have SO MANY questions

Auto-correct. He misspelled fart.

 

[SWR101]

Yay it's Fall and October and there's pumpkin spice everything everywhere!

So, this year I found this lube

...at a romantic depot website, only they are out of stock. I guess the rest of us have to go back to using pumpkins to get that flavor on our junk?

 

[lavendersilk]

Have any of you ever gone on lit in a dream?

I've met people from Lit in a dream, but I've never logged into a website of any kind in a dream.

 

[SWR101]

 

[UnquietDreams]

I've met people from Lit in a dream, but I've never logged into a website of any kind in a dream.

I've had so many technical nightmares, it only makes sense to me that Lit end up in there as well.

 

[lavendersilk]

I didn't want to @ anybody, but just to put my take on the whole sex dream thing... I get them. I have orgasmed in them, but the orgasm from a dream isn't as intense as a real one. When I wake up I am extremely horny and if I don't take care of it I am very frustrated.

 

[Bbl87]

When I wake up I am extremely horny and if I don't take care if it I am very frustrated.

Same. Except for me it isn't contingent on dreams. It's just how I wake up.

 

[lavendersilk]

I've had so many technical nightmares, it only makes sense to me that Lit end up in there as well.

That makes sense. I'm not on the computer much. Just my phone. I think my brain is still in the early 2000's and doesn't know what a smartphone is.

 

[YourDirtyProfessor]

Ughhh…I had a creepy coach-turned-teacher in my freshman year of HS too. He would stand over girls, hand on their back where the bra hooks were, looking over their “work” (down their tops). Some other girls in that class knew him from their middle school where he was fired for also being creepy there.




I’m going to go out on a limb here and let you both know that @YourDirtyProfessor would probably be happy to indulge any college professor fantasies

I definitely would!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Auto-correct. He misspelled fart.

Now there are even MORE questions.
Farts full of semen?
Is that like the male equivalent of queefing??

 

[LupineOne]

Now there are even MORE questions.
Farts full of semen?
Is that like the male equivalent of queefing??

If I have any Lit-inspired dreams now, I blame you

 

[aussiegeekygal]

If I have any Lit-inspired dreams now, I blame you

Oh, you are more than welcome for those dreams

 

[Qky75]

Now there are even MORE questions.
Farts full of semen?
Is that like the male equivalent of queefing??

I don't know about that per se ..but I DID find out you can cum during a good poo....I was so freaked out I had to consult the online dr because I wasn't about to ask my Dr. Heidi about it.