Sex & Shenanigans

My problem is I very VERY rarely remember them. I can’t articulate what I have no knowledge of
That's me usually also. But lately, I've been remembering them for at least a little while when I wake up. Which sometimes is very nice. Except when the brakes didn't work on the car again. 🤣🤣🤣
 
That is a man who doesn't value his own life
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Yes - and I was in work and I couldn't make my phone leave the site, because technology never works in my dreams.
It was causing me so much panic.
This sounds like a lot of my dreams. I’ve never been on lit in them, but something going wrong and just being endlessly stressful.

I really wish I had sex dreams. They sound so fun. And wet dreams?! I feel robbed that I don’t get those.
 
This sounds like a lot of my dreams. I’ve never been on lit in them, but something going wrong and just being endlessly stressful.

I really wish I had sex dreams. They sound so fun. And wet dreams?! I feel robbed that I don’t get those.
Have you ever practiced lucid dreaming?
 
This sounds like a lot of my dreams. I’ve never been on lit in them, but something going wrong and just being endlessly stressful.

I really wish I had sex dreams. They sound so fun. And wet dreams?! I feel robbed that I don’t get those.
I think I'll pm you my response to this.

But for now, I'll leave you with this.

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Do you wake up actually ejaculating, or is it like a ruined orgasm situation?
This all fascinates me
as much as I can remember, I’m either peeing or ejaculating in the dream, then I wake up as I start ejaculating in real life. And it’s a pretty, I don’t know “hard” or “violent” one too. I was also told as a kid when puberty hit these dreams would be pleasant and I wouldn’t even notice until I woke up with cum on my underwear.

NO, I am very aware of it!
 
I dream a lot. They’re always chaotic but coherent to me. I have had orgasms in dreams but never a wet dream. I have dreamt of litsters, but never of lit.


Also I talk about dreams a lot but I always think of this This American Life Episode when I do so and feel Sarah Koenig’s mom judging me. *edit, dreams and the route you used to drive somewhere are also on her list

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as much as I can remember, I’m either peeing or ejaculating in the dream, then I wake up as I start ejaculating in real life.
Wait the pee turns to ejaculate?

Whenever I have to pee in a dream, I’m always unable to. I’ll usually try in the dream a few times before I realize I need to wake myself up and go IRL 🤣. Thankful my dream self knows better.

And it’s a pretty, I don’t know “hard” or “violent” one too.
That’s a… good thing? Right?
 
If I have a wet dream, I usually wake up mid-orgasm if I come. They are usually incredibly intense, physically and emotionally.
 
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