Sex & Shenanigans

Wait the pee turns to ejaculate?

Whenever I have to pee in a dream, I’m always unable to. I’ll usually try in the dream a few times before I realize I need to wake myself up and go IRL 🤣. Thankful my dream self knows better.


That’s a… good thing? Right?
I can’t describe the first except for some reason I’m peeing in the dream and I cum in real life…

No, because it’s like it happens without the orgasm.
 
Usually, I wake up right before the really good stuff, so it's neither of those, but a real 'on the edge' sort of thing
Do you feel like you need to immediately finish the job, so to speak, when you wake up? Or are you just like “that was a horny dream” and then go back to sleep?
 
Do you wake up actually ejaculating, or is it like a ruined orgasm situation?
This all fascinates me
For me, it varies... sometimes, my brain will "catch" what's about to happen and I'll wake up ruining a perfectly good orgasm... and there's a dribbly, frustrating puddle in my boxers. If my brain isn't being a dick, I'll cum hard, and wake up as the pulses start to die down.

In any case, the dream sensation is always more like urinating than cumming, as the feeling seems to last a lot longer... like I'm pissing cum. Then, as I wake, I sort of go "oh, that's what that was".

I have had some truly intense wet dreams 😂
 
Do you feel like you need to immediately finish the job, so to speak, when you wake up? Or are you just like “that was a horny dream” and then go back to sleep?

Depends on a lot of factors. It can be very difficult to go back to sleep in that context. But sometimes it's tough to sneak into another room like the bathroom to finish the job
 
Do you wake up actually ejaculating, or is it like a ruined orgasm situation?
This all fascinates me

Do you feel like you need to immediately finish the job, so to speak, when you wake up? Or are you just like “that was a horny dream” and then go back to sleep?
If I haven't orgasmed yet, I usually need to finish the job, otherwise there is no chance of sleep.
For me, it varies... sometimes, my brain will "catch" what's about to happen and I'll wake up ruining a perfectly good orgasm... and there's a dribbly, frustrating puddle in my boxers. If my brain isn't being a dick, I'll cum hard, and wake up as the pulses start to die down.

In any case, the dream sensation is always more like urinating than cumming, as the feeling seems to last a lot longer... like I'm pissing cum. Then, as I wake, I sort of go "oh, that's what that was".

I have had some truly intense wet dreams 😂
Unconscious orgasms are always intense for me as well. They equate to the best edging release I can develop when awake.

However, the majority of the time I awake the same way you described and it's ruined. Just a sticky mess all over and quite disappointing. I don't get to really enjoy it, and then I find I'm scrambling to clean up before I go back to sleep.
 
Do you feel like you need to immediately finish the job, so to speak, when you wake up? Or are you just like “that was a horny dream” and then go back to sleep?
When I am having a regular sexual or sensual dream, they are usually more concrete and memorable. Sometimes I wake up and think "oh, that was that," and go back to sleep, but sometimes it is more intense and I have to, or want to, take care of that right then and there.

My wet dreams are always more surreal and dreamlike, and sometimes have no sexual content at all until the very end.
 
Ever get that thing where you dream about someone who'd never even crossed your mind sexually, and then the whole of the next day you feel like you're in love with them? I've had that with colleagues... old teachers... people off the telly... it's bizarre.
That and I feel like they shared the dream and know what's going on
 
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