Sex & Shenanigans

[SWR101]

Is it hidden in a secret panel on your wall? … cuz that is a dream of mine.

I plan on making a hidden door bookcase eventually

 

[Qky75]

I plan on being productive today ..it's good to have dreams.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Last night I had a sex dream about a Litster (don't ask who, I ain't tellin'), except that she was a mermaid and she was very upset that she couldn't wear a teddy or a bodysuit type of lingerie that she had, since the two leg holes it had wouldn't work with her giant tail.

Please remember, I have no control over what my dreams consist of. Yes, I want to have sex with this person. No, I do not want to have sex with a fish.

I've been checking.

This is the most fucked-up post on lit.

 

[LupineOne]

I've been checking.

This is the most fucked-up post on lit.

*chuffs laughter*

…not by half

 

[UnquietDreams]

I've been checking.

This is the most fucked-up post on lit.

I would love to hear your methodology.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I would love to hear your methodology.

looked at a bunch of posts, made a decision.

 

[UnquietDreams]

looked at a bunch of posts, made a decision.

Okay, that made me laugh out loud for quite a bit. Thank you.

 

[Lmizzler]

Not gonna lie. At first glance I thought you’d renamed the thread to

Chaos and Chastity

Which might have made me laugh out loud

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I've been checking.

This is the most fucked-up post on lit.

I promise you there are way more fucked up posts in this thread alone Welcome to the madness!

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I promise you there are way more fucked up posts in this thread alone Welcome to the madness!

I was discounted all the incestuous ones because they're all just delusional cunts.

This one is fucked up in it's own special surreal way. If Salvador Dali posted about fucked up dreams, he'd post that one.

 

[bashfull]

I still have frozen potato pictures in my hidden folder. I don't know how I feel about that

 

[LupineOne]

Well, I’ve done something I very rarely do: I’m taking the day. That’s enough pushing through whatever this is. It’s been over a week.

Rest, fluids, and homemade pot roast.

If anyone needs the wolf, I’ll be in the kitchen or on the sofa, inhaling the wonderful aroma coming out of the oven.

 

[morelikeasong]

Well, I’ve done something I very rarely do: I’m taking the day. That’s enough pushing through whatever this is. It’s been over a week.

Rest, fluids, and homemade pot roast.

If anyone needs the wolf, I’ll be in the kitchen or on the sofa, inhaling the wonderful aroma coming out of the oven.

Good for you!! You deserve rest and recuperation. I hope you feel better soon

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

What happened to this thread??? Did @Shenanigans90 finally sue?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I plan on being productive today ..it's good to have dreams.

Or we can be realistic and admit everyone is fucking off cause it's friday

 

[Qky75]

Or we can be realistic and admit everyone is fucking off cause it's friday

Because it's Friday.......yes. Let's go with that!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Because it's Friday.......yes. Let's go with that!

There's other excuses for those other days

 

[Qky75]

There's other excuses for those other days

Help me OP Wan ToDoMe you're my only hope....

 

[Wand3rlust]

Gosh, no! I'm not that big a perv!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Send funny things so I don’t asphyxiate myself with solvent today out of pure rage against everything ever.

 

[Bry1313]

Help me OP Wan ToDoMe you're my only hope....

Very optimistic name you’ve given her

 

[Qky75]

Send funny things so I don’t asphyxiate myself with solvent today out of pure rage against everything ever.

Patients be like...

 

[Qky75]

Patients be like...

I swear to Krishna that's too close to real around here.... But....did it make you snicker?

 

[LupineOne]

Send funny things so I don’t asphyxiate myself with solvent today out of pure rage against everything ever.

 

[LupineOne]