Sex & Shenanigans

[Qky75]

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Poop humor never gets old even if it stinks

 

[lavendersilk]

 

[LupineOne]

Poop humor never gets old even if it stinks

Correct

 

[Bry1313]

Send funny things so I don’t asphyxiate myself with solvent today out of pure rage against everything ever.

Just sent you a tik tok to help

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I've been checking.

This is the most fucked-up post on lit.

Wow... you think it's fucked up that I said I  don't want to have sex with a fish? Okey, you do you.

 

[37_ttej]

Not gonna lie. At first glance I thought you’d renamed the thread to

Chaos and Chastity

Which might have made me laugh out loud

Especially given @Whiskeyjack ‘s fishy dreams.

Edit: Sorry, Whiskey, you’re never gonna live that one down.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wow... you think it's fucked up that I said I  don't want to have sex with a fish? Okey, you do you.

 

[Qky75]

I don't think I can ever watch Splash with the same eyes ever again. Sorry Daryl Hannah

 

[Bry1313]

It is. But, I’m just me. I’m kind and considerate as I can be, and if that’s not enough, tough shit. You all see how I act here.
No different irl. A woman overreacts to me(it’s happened once or twice) I’m sorry sis, but you’ve got work to do.

You are as horny in real life as you are here?

 

[Bry1313]

Dancing and I am pretty sure you can't be sad while watching this.

She’s exactly as good as I thought she’d be, he is a revelation.

 

[LupineOne]

You are as horny in real life as you are here?

That, too

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Very optimistic name you’ve given her

You don't want to do me?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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Here may be something wrong if you have to have a c section to go to the bathroom

 

[hotoldrguy]

 

[Qky75]

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Never gets old. I love this exact version of all posted versions. Like...that's right get on up in there son.....Lil pusermmmmpunkin on your shirt ain't gonna hurt nobody.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[lavendersilk]

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Yes!

 

[Qky75]

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For 3 billion I can just pay someone else to get it for me...or just have it comp'd because I'm rich....which never made sense.

 

[TXRafe]

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thats what gummies are for...

 

[LupineOne]

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Absolutely!

 

[hotoldrguy]

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easy peasy. I don't drink anyway

 

[hotoldrguy]

 

[crazychemgirl]

What else ya got people

 

[morelikeasong]

What else ya got people

 

[Qky75]

What else ya got people