Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

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Why do you even need alcohol when you have coke money

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I like big stacks and I cannot lie.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

You don't want to do me?

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Yup. With that money, I can make my own!

 

[UnquietDreams]

She’s exactly as good as I thought she’d be, he is a revelation.

I have seen them partner for West Coast Swing improvisational before. They are so impressive.

 

[Taegul]

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I live in California, so I can just steal it from a grocery/liquor/convenience store whenever I want.

Now where's my 3 billion?

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Oh, I need that one ...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I've been checking.

This is the most fucked-up post on lit.

This ain’t even the most fucked up thing this week. In this thread

 

[morelikeasong]

I like big stacks and I cannot lie.

I’m never changing my tagline but, if I did, I’d consider “stacked like a library”

 

[Wand3rlust]

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Get someone else to buy it for me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Get someone else to buy it for me.

I’d be your hooch mama

 

[Wand3rlust]

I’d be your hooch mama

I'm sure I can find a position for you

 

[Qky75]

What else ya got people

 

[lavendersilk]

I’d be your hooch mama

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Qky75]

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Smells like Teen Spirit....eww

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

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A boat.

 

[TXRafe]

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while the internet would probably be the most reasonable answer...i would bring either a cat or a person to keep me company but not overwhelm me when i need the quiet...

 

[Taegul]

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Does Scarlett Johansson count as a 'thing' in this scenario?

AFAF

 

[morelikeasong]

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I opened this window and for a sec I thought I was on instagram and went to screenshot this because I thought “CCG will love this one”

 

[crazychemgirl]

I opened this window and for a sec I thought I was on instagram and went to screenshot this because I thought “CCG will love this one”

Brilliant.

I’d bring a kindle loaded with enough books to read for a year

 

[Qky75]

 

[BrendaBear]

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My guitar

 

[lavendersilk]

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My vibrator.

 

[crazychemgirl]

while the internet would probably be the most reasonable answer...i would bring either a cat or a person to keep me company but not overwhelm me when i need the quiet...

I was hoping internet would be a given … but maybe not? Satellite?