Sex & Shenanigans

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'm scarred for life from that one...

Right? It looked kinda of uncomfortable

I said I'm sorry! What more do you want? Gift cards to Red Lobster?

 

[MissRadiant]

I'm scarred for life from that one...

Right? It looked kinda of uncomfortable

Suddenly realizing, I missed something which is probably a good thing. Plus I don't have fomo.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I said I'm sorry! What more do you want? Gift cards to Red Lobster?

No, I can't abide sea bugs. However, restitution can be made in the form a performance on @morelikeasong Dick Trick thread. Thank you in advance

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Suddenly realizing, I missed something SPECTACULAR which is probably not a good thing. Plus I don't have fomo.

I fixed it!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Suddenly realizing, I missed something which is probably a good thing. Plus I don't have fomo.

I don't think any of the links are still live, but you can peruse this thread and see

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

No, I can't abide sea bugs. However, restitution can be made in the form a performance on @morelikeasong Dick Trick thread. Thank you in advance

I did a helipenis or whatever there. It was... ok

 

[BrendaBear]

Suddenly realizing, I missed something which is probably a good thing….

I was thinking that exact same thing…

 

[LostHorizon]

A bit reactive, is he?

Yes, like radio reactive.

 

[LostHorizon]

I said I'm sorry! What more do you want? Gift cards to Red Lobster?

Well now we all know who they are talking about.

And Red Lobster!? They went bankrupt!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I did a helipenis or whatever there. It was... ok

Oh, but she finally got the book! She has soooo many more you could do. No one likes a quitter

 

[__Nathan1968]

I said I'm sorry! What more do you want? Gift cards to Red Lobster?

What, in addition to traumatizing them you also want to give them crabs?

 

[MissRadiant]

I fixed it!

I don't think any of the links are still live, but you can peruse this thread and see

In my defense, I've been here for the past week.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

In my defense, I've been here for the past week.View attachment 2424574View attachment 2424575View attachment 2424576

Damnit I love the beach. Now I'm jealous in addition to being leery that my dictures aren't quite up to snuff

 

[MindYaBitness]

Damnit I love the beach. Now I'm jealous in addition to being leery that my dictures aren't quite up to snuff

As long as the water is warm and you don't have to deal with shrinkage, right? Or, do you have your resume on hand for that, just in case

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh, but she finally got the book! She has soooo many more you could do. No one likes a quitter

Alright, if they have the batwing, I'll try that but I'm not feeling so cocksure (ha!) after all these 'scarring' and 'reconsidering my will to live' comments in regards to pics someone may or may not have posted

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

As long as the water is warm and you don't have to deal with shrinkage, right? Or, do you have your resume on hand for that, just in case

I keep a manila folder full of cozy pictures that I can hand out to anyone who starts giggling

 

[__Nathan1968]

I keep a manila folder full of cozy pictures that I can hand out to anyone who starts giggling

Smart to bring the 8x10 glossies. I made the mistake of carrying wallet sized prints.

 

[MissRadiant]

Damnit I love the beach. Now I'm jealous in addition to being leery that my dictures aren't quite up to snuff

70 to 80 degrees, and sunny!!
Could have been worse, I could made your mouth water if you like steak.
bacon wrapped filet, garlic steak and rare house sirloin. Gotta love that Brazilian steakhouse.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Alright, if they have the batwing, I'll try that but I'm not feeling so cocksure (ha!) after all these 'scarring' and 'reconsidering my will to live' comments in regards to pics someone may or may not have posted

Lol, you never got a score below 4 , I think you're safe.

Plus, a guy could be rated just 2 , and gain 2 more if he'd just do a trick!

 

[LostHorizon]

Lol, you never got a score below 4 , I think you're safe.

Plus, a guy could be rated just 2 , and gain 2 more if he'd just do a trick!

Stupid penis tricks?

Damn I should have submitted an entry of my penis singing At the Car Wash.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Stupid penis tricks?

Damn I should have submitted an entry of my penis singing At the Car Wash.

Was it singing the song Car Wash, or does it just hang out at car washes and sing?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Stupid penis tricks?

Damn I should have submitted an entry of my penis singing At the Car Wash.

"It's never too late to do what you always should have done"
-Someone Important

 

[__Nathan1968]

Was it singing the song Car Wash, or does it just hang out at car washes and sing?

I’ll be honest, those spinning brushes scare mine into retreat.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

70 to 80 degrees, and sunny!!
Could have been worse, I could made your mouth water if you like steak.View attachment 2424577
bacon wrapped filet, garlic steak and rare house sirloin. Gotta love that Brazilian steakhouse.

Put. It. In. My. Mouth.
Which was the best? My money's on bacon-wrapped. Because two meats are always better than one.
Also, I need to start signing off my PMs with 'until we meat again'

 

[Lmizzler]

I heard everyone in here was cocking off tonight.