Sex & Shenanigans

[MissRadiant]

Put. It. In. My. Mouth.
Which was the best? My money's on bacon-wrapped. Because two meats are always better than one.
Also, I need to start signing off my PMs with 'until we meat again'

lamb and flank steak were good too.
Yes, if my boobs were on the line not money, the bacon wrapped sirloin guy kept giving me one. So that was the best.

 

[LostHorizon]

Was it singing the song Car Wash, or does it just hang out at car washes and sing?

It sings wherever it wants to. I try to keep it under wraps as best as I can but sometimes he just busts out in song.

"It's never too late to do what you always should have done"
-Someone Important

I heard the contest is over. Besides I didn’t say he was a good singer. I would likely have negative points if I entered.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I heard everyone in here was cocking off tonight.

Yes, but some missed the pre-class study, some are too scared to do tricks, and others are skinny dipping in the arctic. I'm marking them all tardy.

 

[MindYaBitness]

It sings wherever it wants to. I try to keep it under wraps as best as I can but sometimes he just busts out in song.


I heard the contest is over. Besides I didn’t say he was a good singer. I would likely have negative points if I entered.

Even if that thread is closed, you should definitely contribute your Contante Cock to the Dick Trick thread!

 

[Lmizzler]

I thought if the professor doesn’t arrive within the first ten minutes, you could just leave.

Since I don’t see @crazychemgirl - I say we all bail.

 

[LostHorizon]

Yes, but some missed the pre-class study, some are too scared to do tricks, and others are skinny dipping in the arctic. I'm marking them all tardy.

And you have a gift card to Red Lobster coming to you.

Don’t forget that part

 

[MissRadiant]

Yes, but some missed the pre-class study, some are too scared to do tricks, and others are skinny dipping in the arctic. I'm marking them all tardy.

Just asking for a friend when will that thread re-open?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I heard everyone in here was cocking off tonight.

And man, am I beat

 

[Lmizzler]

And man, am I beat

That’s a boy.

 

[MissRadiant]

And you have a gift card to Red Lobster coming to you.

Don’t forget that part

Change it to door-dash giftcard, I don't like seafood.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Yes, but some missed the pre-class study, some are too scared to do tricks, and others are skinny dipping in the arctic. I'm marking them all tardy.

My trick IS shrinkage. Also Cockapulting Ⓡ.

 

[Trubbycat]

My trick IS shrinkage. Also Cockapulting Ⓡ.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Change it to door-dash giftcard, I don't like seafood.

This is exactly why they're in bankruptcy

 

[Trubbycat]

Yes, but some missed the pre-class study, some are too scared to do tricks, and others are skinny dipping in the arctic. I'm marking them all tardy.

Perhaps it’s best if we just mark them incomplete.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I thought if the professor doesn’t arrive within the first ten minutes, you could just leave.

Since I don’t see @crazychemgirl - I say we all bail.

I'm there grad student in charge of this lecture. She cannot stand dick discussions has more important things to do

 

[__Nathan1968]

My cockapult Ⓡ completed every pass.

 

[MindYaBitness]

My trick IS shrinkage. Also Cockapulting Ⓡ.

The cockapult was very impressive!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Just asking for a friend when will that thread re-open?

I don't want to point fingers, but I think someone killed it

 

[Trubbycat]

The cockapult was very impressive!

Back in the day I could hold up a wet towel.

 

[Lmizzler]

I'm there grad student in charge of this lecture. She cannot stand dick discussions has more important things to do

Yeah I figured as long as this was the discussion, she was going to be getting a guest lecturer.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yeah I figured as long as this was the discussion, she was going to be getting a guest lecturer.

It's safer for everyone that way

 

[LostHorizon]

My trick IS shrinkage. Also Cockapulting Ⓡ.

Come on… they all do that.

That’s like saying getting a boner is a trick.

 

[Lmizzler]

Just asking for a friend when will that thread re-open?

I don't want to point fingers, but I think someone killed it

You are more than welcome to open it up again. I’m confident there will be plenty of willing donations.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Back in the day I could hold up a wet towel.

Yeah, my arms have lost some of their strength as I aged, too.

 

[Lmizzler]

Come on… they all do that.

That’s like saying getting a boner is a trick.

Well now, I know I’m not near as good at tricks as I thought.