Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

If you wanted to.visit my library, you just had to say so

I do like big…books (and I cannot lie)

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

If you wanted to.visit my library, you just had to say so

Look at all that smoke. I know it's hot in there, but instead of pulling up her skirt she desperately needs to be finding a fire extinguisher or calling 911. Geez.

 

[UnquietDreams]

If you wanted to.visit my library, you just had to say so

 

[MindYaBitness]

Look at all that smoke. I know it's hot in there, but instead of pulling up her skirt she desperately needs to be finding a fire extinguisher or calling 911. Geez.

Don't worry, I have a degree in that too. It's got a wet stage sprinkler system, they'll kick in any minute, no need to pause my performance

 

[Lmizzler]

Look at all that smoke. I know it's hot in there, but instead of pulling up her skirt she desperately needs to be finding a fire extinguisher or calling 911. Geez.

All that paper is flammable as fuck!

 

[__Nathan1968]

I do like big…books (and I cannot lie)

Her books are nice, but she’s got a card catalog that just won’t quit.

 

[TXRafe]

If you wanted to.visit my library, you just had to say so

id like to "donate some books"...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Don't worry, I have a degree in that too. It's got a wet stage sprinkler system, they'll kick in any minute, no need to pause my performance

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

All that paper is flammable as fuck!

Mindy to a T

 

[LupineOne]

Her books are nice, but she’s got a card catalog that just won’t quit.

I noticed

 

[MissRadiant]

I do like big…books (and I cannot lie)

No you can't with the stephen kings ones you recommended.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Her books are nice, but she’s got a card catalog that just won’t quit.

I am up to Dewey her decimal system...

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Uh huh, that's me 100%, and I just love it when guys who are hung put zero effort into their pics because they mistake their dick for a personality

Tall dudes are just as guilty

 

[MandaPandaa]

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
I need to work on my rizz

Skibidi

 

[MindYaBitness]

Skibidi

He does have Ohio Rizz

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Tall dudes are just as guilty

Have I ever told you how short I am?

 

[TXRafe]

Her books are nice, but she’s got a card catalog that just won’t quit.

id like to see her "scholarly articles"

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Not to brag or anything but I've totally had sex in a library

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Not to brag or anything but I've totally had sex in a library

Surely not with the stereotypical 'librarian' fantasy though?

 

[LostHorizon]

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Why?

Well… while nursing my wounded penis it occurred to me that using a live animal for reference wasn’t a very good idea.

That is what I get for trying too hard to boost my creativity score.

 

[MandaPandaa]

He does have Ohio Rizz

Well, I have skibidi sigma rizz - I like my cheese drippy, bruh.

 

[TXRafe]

Well, I have skibidi sigma rizz - I like my cheese drippy, bruh.

ok google...the fuck does that mean?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Skibidi

He does have Ohio Rizz

Well, I have skibidi sigma rizz - I like my cheese drippy, bruh.

I feel like I'm younger than the average Litster by a decade, give or take a few years, and these posts might as well have been written in Sanskrit or Aramaic. yes, I know that was spoken language, nerds

 

[UnquietDreams]

id like to see her "scholarly articles"

I want to peer-review her publishing history...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

ok google...the fuck does that mean?

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