Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

ok google...the fuck does that mean?

I work with middle school kids. You don't want to know...

 

[MindYaBitness]

ok google...the fuck does that mean?

It means we have teenagers

 

[UnquietDreams]

Not to brag or anything but I've totally had sex in a library

 

[MandaPandaa]

ok google...the fuck does that mean?

I feel like I'm younger than the average Litster by a decade, give or take a few years, and these posts might as well have been written in Sanskrit or Aramaic. yes, I know that was spoken language, nerds

It just means we're cool - in the brain rotted language of gen alpha.

 

[TXRafe]

Well, I have skibidi sigma rizz - I like my cheese drippy, bruh.

this is why, even if i could (which i can't), i wouldn't date 20 year olds

 

[JustDave478]

It means we have teenagers

Yup!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I want to peer-review her publishing history...

I'm currently working very, very closely with my PhD advisor. He examines my submissions thoroughly, gives excellent critique. He keeps all of my papers to himself for some reason. I'm not sure if I'll ever get published!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It means we have teenagers

Sounds terrible
Siri, how do I stop my kids from aging?

 

[MandaPandaa]

this is why, even if i could (which i can't), i wouldn't date 20 year olds

Yeah, I'm sure that's why.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

With a librarian

 

[MindYaBitness]

Sounds terrible
Siri, how do I stop my kids from aging?

If you find out, tell me, I hate it!

 

[MandaPandaa]

Sounds terrible
Siri, how do I stop my kids from aging?

I tried to figure that out and never could... If you ever figure it out lmk. Although, it's too late for that now for me.

 

[SWR101]

Well, I have skibidi sigma rizz - I like my cheese drippy, bruh.

*she

 

[MindYaBitness]

I tried to figure that out and never could... If you ever figure it out lmk. Although, it's too late for that now for me.

I love it, and yet it SUCKS so badly! My babies should've stayed little.

 

[SWR101]

I tried to figure that out and never could... If you ever figure it out lmk. Although, it's too late for that now for me.

Yeah, they grow regardless of what we try to do

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

If you find out, tell me, I hate it!

I tried to figure that out and never could... If you ever figure it out lmk. Although, it's too late for that now for me.

Alright, level with me, are you two the same person? Same response... same time... I smell alts!

 

[MandaPandaa]

hey now, i admitted i couldn't date them as well as wouldn't...THIS feels like bullying!

You definitely just quoted yourself there, bruh.

 

[UnquietDreams]

With a librarian

Why don't you give me a paper cut on my tongue and spray it with lemon juice, why don't you?

But yes, I actually knew that...

 

[MandaPandaa]

Alright, level with me, are you two the same person? Same response... same time... I smell alts!

Jeez, just announce it to everyone, why don't you?!?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Alright, level with me, are you two the same person? Same response... same time... I smell alts!

Indeed, you're actually chatting with a smelly incel from his mama's basement, who happens to be really good at Ai boobs

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I love it, and yet it SUCKS so badly! My babies should've stayed little.

Mine were telling their mother that they were afraid of my house, so she was going to pick them up, but they agreed to stay if they could stay in my room and it turned out to be the best weekend I've had with them

 

[TXRafe]

Yeah, I'm sure that's why.

You definitely just quoted yourself there, bruh.

i might have taken a gummy...

 

[SWR101]

Indeed, you're actually chatting with a smelly incel from his mama's basement, who happens to be really good at Ai boobs

Damn, you are an amazing artist if that’s the case…

 

[MandaPandaa]

Indeed, you're actually chatting with a smelly incel from his mama's basement, who happens to be really good at Ai boobs

The dust of stale Cheetos permeating the air... Orange thumb prints on the Xbox controller.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm currently working very, very closely with my PhD advisor. He examines my submissions thoroughly, gives excellent critique. He keeps all of my papers to himself for some reason. I'm not sure if I'll ever get published!

I have my Ph.D too, so we can play doctor when every you want. I'd love to help you with your lay summary.