Sex & Shenanigans

[aussiegeekygal]

Better

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wanna see my latest thrift store find?

I'm about to go taunt pmann with them

Please be crocs

And a shot of nothing but Crocs?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Wanna see my latest thrift store find?

I'm about to go taunt pmann with them

None of those emojis worked. 0-3

 

[Lmizzler]

Cracker crumbs and and 3 half full bottles of lotion on the nightstand...

There had better be crumpled tissues and remote control nearby

 

[UnquietDreams]

Better

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[aussiegeekygal]

And a shot of nothing but Crocs?

That can be arranged!
I have gold glitter Crocs

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I’m assuming they must be crocs of some sort

Please be crocs

Same response... same time... I smell alts!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Better

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Now, pair those with your gold cross and you'll be the bell of the ball!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

None of those emojis worked. 0-3

I went back and fixed it, but figured I'd just throw it up here

 

[UnquietDreams]

Cracker crumbs and and 3 half full bottles of lotion on the nightstand...

Don't be gross!

Cracker crumbs...

 

[LupineOne]

Crusty wash cloths shoved under the bed...

Socks, too…

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Vintage vacuum?

Nothing sucks like an Electrolux is what my grandma used to say. Grandpa always just chuckled to himself though

 

[MandaPandaa]

Cracker crumbs and and 3 half full bottles of lotion on the nightstand...

And a garbage can in the bathroom full of tp or tissues with the Vaseline still open on the counter...

 

[BrendaBear]

Crusty wash cloths shoved under the bed...

If there are dishes disappearing from the kitchen, because he shoved those under the bed too… you are describing my step son…. who I don’t miss. Not even remotely.

 

[MindYaBitness]

 

[MissRadiant]

You all make me sometimes thankful, I do not have offspring.

 

[UnquietDreams]

That can be arranged!
I have gold glitter Crocs

Oh, please may it be arranged?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

There had better be crumpled tissues and remote control nearby

And a garbage can in the bathroom full of tp or tissues with the Vaseline still open on the counter...

Cracker crumbs and and 3 half full bottles of lotion on the nightstand...

These are... unbelievably specific. Almost like you've encountered something like this before?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Same response... same time... I smell alts!

Well, have you met P-man?

 

[Lmizzler]

These are... unbelievably specific. Almost like you've encountered something like this before?

I won a very prestigious award with such a depiction.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Well, have you met P-man?

Oh, they're acquainted

 

[MandaPandaa]

These are... unbelievably specific. Almost like you've encountered something like this before?

If you have a son - at some point you will be exposed to things that you'll never be able to delete from your memory.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Don't be gross!

Cracker crumbs...

We lost you at cracker crumbs, really?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I won a very prestigious award with such a depiction.

I was only a tenth of a point away!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I won a very prestigious award with such a depiction.

I clicked.