Sex & Shenanigans

[deefalttwunnyfor]

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I'd be ok and possibly even elated if my ballsack was never played with again. I feel like I'm in the vast minority there

 

[deft]

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My crush abides.

 

[Bry1313]

 

[Bry1313]

 

[UnquietDreams]

Horrid night. Couldn't get to sleep until 4. Couldn't stay asleep past 630. Dreams and dreams and dreams. I woke up holding a teddy bear that I remember neither bring on my bed nor grabbing last night. My eyes are burning. I feel empty, self-pitying, and cranky. My neighbors upstairs are dancing, I think? and my dog is under my bed kicking... something.

On the other hand, things can only get better.

 

[dawn_of_night]

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Boy that girth at the hips....
Lol.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Horrid night. Couldn't get to sleep until 4. Couldn't stay asleep past 630. Dreams and dreams and dreams. I woke up holding a teddy bear that I remember neither bring on my bed nor grabbing last night. My eyes are burning. I feel empty, self-pitying, and cranky. My neighbors upstairs are dancing, I think? and my dog is under my bed kicking... something.

On the other hand, things can only get better.

Hang in there.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Hans Christian Andersen’s

The little…..spermaid


I’m so sorry. Even I hate me sometimes.

 

[LostHorizon]

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I look more like the Grinch than Santa. I even get green sometimes.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hans Christian Andersen’s

The little…..spermaid


I’m so sorry. Even I hate me sometimes.

I’m not writing lyrics to “split the girl” in my head because that’s crass and vulgar. And my brain is my own worst enemy and I hate it.

 

[Wand3rlust]

@Wriggle @deft @Wand3rlust

I fail to see the issue

 

[Qky75]

I look more like the Grinch than Santa. I even get green sometimes.

Same

 

[Wand3rlust]

UK folk …. Explain yourselves


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I have fruity sauce on scrambled eggs. Sometimes. I like it. Fruity, innit?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Guys! I made it 12 and a half hours.....
Here's to 5 and a half more!

 

[deft]

Fruity, innit?

I'd say

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have fruity sauce on scrambled eggs. Sometimes. I like it. Fruity, innit?

Is it like mango chutney only without the chuts?

 

[Qky75]

I have fruity sauce on scrambled eggs. Sometimes. I like it. Fruity, innit?

So, out of pure curiosity, I bought UK Heinz beans, butter, and bread. Any tips?

 

[deft]

So, out of pure curiosity, I bought UK Heinz beans, butter, and bread. Any tips?

Toast the bread, but not too dark. Thin coat of butter on one side, and then lash your warmed beans on top. Add grated cheese for variety... plus Worcestershire Sauce if you're feeling extra.

Also, for reference, it's beans on toast. So many 'Muricans believe it's "beans and toast". Ugh.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Which phase am I in?

(I still believe in Santa.)

 

[crazychemgirl]

I look more like the Grinch than Santa. I even get green sometimes.

Envy or jealousy?

 

[Qky75]

Toast the bread, but not too dark. Thin coat of butter on one side, and then lash your warmed beans on top. Add grated cheese for variety... plus Worcestershire Sauce if you're feeling extra.

Also, for reference, it's beans on toast. So many 'Muricans believe it's "beans and toast". Ugh.

I'm aware of what it's called. Worcestershire however is a good tip. Thanks

 

[UnquietDreams]

So, out of pure curiosity, I bought UK Heinz beans, butter, and bread. Any tips?

Go buy a nice ribeye?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I love beans on toast …. But I don’t like the tomato based beans … I like the maple beans.

I guess that’s where UK and Canada split.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I look more like the Grinch than Santa. I even get green sometimes.

One of my two Christmas themed shirts.

 

[LostHorizon]

Envy or jealousy?

You are very intuitive CCG.

Yes, one of the seven deadly sins you know.