Since most of my friends are on this forum...

Hey Beach Lady,

How goes the chest pains?
Still popping the nitro or are things getting better?

Are you winnin' the ciggie fight?
 
Hi Sweet Pea!

Goddammit, who moved my home keys? *glares at PMann*

I've had a couple of chest pains in the past few weeks, but I didn't have to pop nitro. I still pop the long acting nitro, so it keeps my pulse so low that I'm not comfortable popping any under my tongue. My heart is being a pain in the ass recently, but I don't want to stop it completely. hehe Things ARE getting better.

He won't even talk about trying to take me off my heart meds now but maybe in a few months.

The ciggie fight. Naw, I lost it. I'm gonna pick up the fight again soon though. I went outside yesterday in a tropical storm if that tells ya anything.

Speaking of tropical storms, it was apparently pretty bad in some areas, but it was just a little wind and rain for me - both at work and at home. I didn't see any damage at all when I drove home last night, but I did see a convoy of FPL trucks going somewhere.

One of my friends at work lives in St Pete - across the bridge. They had the bridge closed all day, so he wasn't sure he'd be able to get home. He planned on spending the night here and going home today if he had to. My couch - and bed lol - are both empty, so I can only assume they opened the bridge before he got off work. Can the jokes. He's as gay as gay can be. LOL

I heard there were multiple tornados a few miles north of where I work and a mile-ish from my apartment, but I didn't see any damage at all. I also heard several waterspouts came ashore south of here. (For any landlubbers who may be reading this, a waterspout is a tornado over the water. Once it comes ashore, it's classified as a tornado.)

Apparently it wasn't a good day to be on the Gulf Coast. I'm glad I was at the hospital all day. It's a storm shelter, so if I have to be anywhere during a 'cane/TS, I might as well be there.
 
Has anyone seen the documentary Catfish? Holy moly!

Yes!!!! Brilliance! I see you finally got around to watching it.

*SPOILER ALERT*

It's about some nutbar woman on the Internet who is some crazy shit and impersonates some hot teen girl. I think it is a just see for joining this forum!
 
I have a feeling I'm going to regret this, but I'll look it up today.

It truly is amazing. As far as documentaries go, it was quite popular. Best one I have seen and I tend to watch a lot of them.

As I said, recommended watching for anyone on this site!
 
had a little look around - all I could find is:
Bear Grylls fishing catfish with his mouth
Bear Grylls fishing catfish with his tackle
Bear Grylls fishing catfish with fly undone (didn't read the manual that came with the rod)
Bear Grylls is a catfish
Catfish spitting out Bear Grylls' tackle (took filter off to find that one)
...and finally...
Who the fuck is Bear Grylls?

'na could not find it it the 2 secs I looked.
 
Now my online movie provider phoned me and said "Our records show you have never hired any movies"
"well I'm not just interested - I rarely watch TV"
"We will give you $20 credit - but it will only last for a few weeks - blah blah blah"

so - my first ever deduction from the $20 credit is a massive total of $3.50

if I don't get to see Bear Grylls' tackle - well I will be happy

Catfish
 
I can't believe you've never heard of him! He's famous! Bear Grylls got tetanus from a rusty hook in his penis. He died several years ago. There's a monument to his memory at his old fishing hole in the Ozarks.
 
Has anyone seen the documentary Catfish? Holy moly!

Yes!!!! Brilliance! I see you finally got around to watching it.

*SPOILER ALERT*

It's about some nutbar woman on the Internet who is some crazy shit and impersonates some hot teen girl. I think it is a just see for joining this forum!

I have a feeling I'm going to regret this, but I'll look it up today.

You won't regret it Beachy.

I referenced the documentary back during that ChaseMePleez thread, which I thought appropriate at the time. I think it extraordinarily so now, after the young, hot Polish fetish model resurfaced as NiteSiren and posted pics.

Great documentary film about a woman crazy as a shithouse rat and a young fella who discovered more was amiss than I think even he was expecting.

Made me think of a few posters on this site....;)
 
I can't believe you've never heard of him! He's famous! Bear Grylls got tetanus from a rusty hook in his penis. He died several years ago. There's a monument to his memory at his old fishing hole in the Ozarks.

Famous for rusty hooking his peni and dying from it, or something more innocuous?
 
Hot Polish fetish model?!? Huh? What the hell have I been missing?

He's famous for having more than one penis. The fact that he rusty hooked it just created a shopping frenzy at the local adult toy stores.
 
Hot Polish fetish model?!? Huh? What the hell have I been missing?

Read this, and then go read this. Same gal, err, I mean woman.

He's famous for having more than one penis. The fact that he rusty hooked it just created a shopping frenzy at the local adult toy stores.

He had more than one penis? Get outta town! How have I not heard of this guy?
 
just the right amount of red wine (oi winter here) the the last several posts and tears are rolling haha - yet again :D
 
Oh - Catfish is unfolding in front of me - Oh oh oh - haha

oh my - watching the bizarreness here over the last many years...

still laughing - have to lay a wreath (or a Catfish) when i visit the Ozarks.
 
Read this, and then go read this. Same gal, err, I mean woman.



He had more than one penis? Get outta town! How have I not heard of this guy?

HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I remember ChaseMePlease! How did y'all figure out that she is also that other chick though?

You probably haven't heard of his peni because you've been too busy stalking hot, young Polish fetish models. :rolleyes:
 
Ya have to love the way we play off of each other. (Get your mind outta the gutter!) The only questions are who gets to be the straight man today and who will be the target. :D
 
have to lay a wreath (or a Catfish) when i visit the Ozarks.

or an offering of tomatoes or tomato seeds since they have figured so intensely here at Lit over the last couple of years...
 
or an offering of tomatoes or tomato seeds since they have figured so intensely here at Lit over the last couple of years...
Goddammit! WTF? Y'all need to start linking me to your adventures! I feel so abandoned!

OK, so what the hell is the significance of tomatoes/seeds?
 
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