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I have to use hypoallergenic everything, and I can't even think about wearing mascara. I don't wear makeup often but when I do it's minimal. I very rarely let my nails go unmanicured though. Is that a word? It is now.

When I go to work, my hair is pulled back in a pony tail, no makeup or perfume, but my nails are always exquisite.
 
Some, which includes myself, actually like a natural look. Must be my hippie nature.

For those who spend considerable time to create a make-up version of a natural look - well - why? (that is actually not a request for an explanation)
 
Rainshine said:
9pm - should I watch a movie or go to sleep?!
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from the woman who rarely went to bed before 2am - then was awake just a few hours later - what 9pm bed? Well I hope it is not for sleep - and if sleep is not the case then a movie should not even come into the equation. Actually - nor even discussing it here - you should be there already :)
 
Rainshine said:
but I'm getting old now so I should probably wear it more.
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Ya WHAT!!!?

don't talk yourself into it - 'cos you will wake up in the morning with your main focus being the daily newspaper crossword. NEVER :devil:
 
NightL said:
shit - is this turning into a Satan thread? :)
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How about this?

*begin satan post*

Hello dahlings!!!! I am going to write you some self important drivel about some useless shit I'm going to pretend is actually important.

Here is my daily skin care regimen. You can try, but you'll never be as beautiful as me.

1. I wake up and look like I've just stepped out of a music video of some sort, because I'm just naturally beautiful.

2. I slither out of bed and on down to the bathroom where I have two doves come and remove my clothes. A choir of angels sing as my perfect breasts, beautiful rosebud and forked tail is revealed.

3. I grab my skincare products and pick up one cloven hoof after another and get into the shower.

4. I must be careful not to let water touch me, as I'll melt. I use a specific combination of acids and the tears of virgins to shower. Once the temperature is set to hell fire hot, I can begin my regimen.

5. First, we exfoliate. The particular exfoliant I use is made from the crushed bones of children and puppies, ground up really nice like and placed into a squeeze bottle for me. I take a dime sized amount and place it onto my hand and rub into circular motions all over my face. Now, my skin is perfect. One may think the princess of darkness would have dry skin from swimming in the lakes of fire all the time, but with proper exfoliation, you can remove the dry/dead skin with the bones of children and puppies. If the priest at your local satanic church doesn't have this product, I recommend using Clinique's products. Too notch. They have a men's and a women's exfoliant. The men's is slightly more abrasive and some of you may like that.

6. Next, we cleanse. I prefer to harness the cleaning properties from some eye of newt, but Clinique's facial cleanser works well too. You can get them for different skin types, which is very nice. I mean, working around flames all day can really do a number on your skin. Don't even get me started on the residue from the brimstone. I take my loofa, which is made from the scrotum hair of poached elephants and use a quarter sized amount. I usually use for about a minute or two, making sure to get all the brimstone off.

7. Lastly, once we finish in the shower, we dry off and moisturize. I don't think I need to tell you the importance of this step. Typically, I use the semen from embarrassed teenage boys wet dreams, but you may not have access to that. Clinique's Dramatically Different moisturizer is my favourite, after semen. It's fragrance free, so there are not harmful additives to your face.

I hope this helps. Remember, being beautiful on the outside, in my demented pixie mind, allows me the ability to be a complete and utter cunt on the inside. Some worry about inner beauty. Not me!!!! That's hard. I mean, you have to be selfless, concerned for others and some other shit. The worst is that I would have to maybe face the fact that my opinion doesn't trump everyone and everything. Or even worse, face the fact that no one gives a flying fuck about what I have to say. :( So I will stick to trying to be pretty on the outside, thank you very much.

Guys, please tell me how amazing and awesome I am now. Come on. Right here. Tell me. And feel free to add your input. This is a discussion forum, after all. But remember, if I disagree, I'll act like a petulant child and throw a tantie and take my ball and go home.

/end Satan post :devil:

How was that?!?!
 
NightL said:
from the woman who rarely went to bed before 2am - then was awake just a few hours later - what 9pm bed? Well I hope it is not for sleep - and if sleep is not the case then a movie should not even come into the equation. Actually - nor even discussing it here - you should be there already :)
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She is a lazy bones this week. :mad:
 
Rainshine said:
I used to use MAC but I found their foundations very drying on the skin. I switched to Napoleon Perdis but found their foundation difficult to apply. I've recently moved to Clinique and am very pleased with them.

Just something to keep in mind when choosing a foundation, Pmann. ;)
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You know damned well all my products are Clinique. Damned well.
 
and pmann is back - YES!!!

I sensed a quiet time recently - mind you I was having one myself - but this one post above - well, makes up for the lull :)
 
Rainshine said:
Shoosh! I have not. I am super busy pretending I care about work, and getting chased by geese and saving my daughter from those bloody things, and buying a new car, and visiting stupid doctors, and playing with my Thermomix, and just generally being far too fabulous to be lazy!
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You bought a thermonix?
 
pmann said:
How about this?

*begin satan post*

Hello dahlings!!!! I am going to write you some self important drivel about some useless shit I'm going to pretend is actually important.

Here is my daily skin care regimen. You can try, but you'll never be as beautiful as me.

1. I wake up and look like I've just stepped out of a music video of some sort, because I'm just naturally beautiful.

2. I slither out of bed and on down to the bathroom where I have two doves come and remove my clothes. A choir of angels sing as my perfect breasts, beautiful rosebud and forked tail is revealed.

3. I grab my skincare products and pick up one cloven hoof after another and get into the shower.

4. I must be careful not to let water touch me, as I'll melt. I use a specific combination of acids and the tears of virgins to shower. Once the temperature is set to hell fire hot, I can begin my regimen.

5. First, we exfoliate. The particular exfoliant I use is made from the crushed bones of children and puppies, ground up really nice like and placed into a squeeze bottle for me. I take a dime sized amount and place it onto my hand and rub into circular motions all over my face. Now, my skin is perfect. One may think the princess of darkness would have dry skin from swimming in the lakes of fire all the time, but with proper exfoliation, you can remove the dry/dead skin with the bones of children and puppies. If the priest at your local satanic church doesn't have this product, I recommend using Clinique's products. Too notch. They have a men's and a women's exfoliant. The men's is slightly more abrasive and some of you may like that.

6. Next, we cleanse. I prefer to harness the cleaning properties from some eye of newt, but Clinique's facial cleanser works well too. You can get them for different skin types, which is very nice. I mean, working around flames all day can really do a number on your skin. Don't even get me started on the residue from the brimstone. I take my loofa, which is made from the scrotum hair of poached elephants and use a quarter sized amount. I usually use for about a minute or two, making sure to get all the brimstone off.

7. Lastly, once we finish in the shower, we dry off and moisturize. I don't think I need to tell you the importance of this step. Typically, I use the semen from embarrassed teenage boys wet dreams, but you may not have access to that. Clinique's Dramatically Different moisturizer is my favourite, after semen. It's fragrance free, so there are not harmful additives to your face.

I hope this helps. Remember, being beautiful on the outside, in my demented pixie mind, allows me the ability to be a complete and utter cunt on the inside. Some worry about inner beauty. Not me!!!! That's hard. I mean, you have to be selfless, concerned for others and some other shit. The worst is that I would have to maybe face the fact that my opinion doesn't trump everyone and everything. Or even worse, face the fact that no one gives a flying fuck about what I have to say. :( So I will stick to trying to be pretty on the outside, thank you very much.

Guys, please tell me how amazing and awesome I am now. Come on. Right here. Tell me. And feel free to add your input. This is a discussion forum, after all. But remember, if I disagree, I'll act like a petulant child and throw a tantie and take my ball and go home.

/end Satan post :devil:

How was that?!?!
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Seriously though, how do you really feel?
 
Rainshine said:
Shoosh! I have not. I am super busy pretending I care about work, and getting chased by geese and saving my daughter from those bloody things, and buying a new car, and visiting stupid doctors, and playing with my Thermomix, and just generally being far too fabulous to be lazy!
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Don't forget fucking with my profile and making me look like an ass on Facie. :D
 
Rainshine said:
Oh pmann, you are lucky someone has you on ignore. I think that post would start a little war!

I still think you two should just get it over with and make sweet sweet love, though.
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I don't want make up all over me. Well, not hers.
 
Rainshine said:
Oh pmann, you are lucky someone has you on ignore. I think that post would start a little war!

I still think you two should just get it over with and make sweet sweet love, though.
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That would take a lot of fun out of it for the rest of us.
 
BeachMomma said:
I think it's hilarious that you and StickMann know more about makeup than I do. lol MAC, huh? Is that your metrosexual selves coming out? :D
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Everything I know - and it isn't much - I have been taught by my learned friend, Pmann.

The man knows his stuff. Credit earned where credit due.

I bet you he pulls off a damn fine smokey eye.
 
pmann said:
*brushes dark black bangs from face and places them in front of one eye*

Whatevs.
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See?

It's not just the look or style. Pmann's got the attitude. Total package.

Bowie has it, RuPaul makes it look easy, but Pmann transcends them all.
 
Emerson40 said:
Everything I know - and it isn't much - I have been taught by my learned friend, Pmann.

The man knows his stuff. Credit earned where credit due.

I bet you he pulls off a damn fine smokey eye.
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I wonder if he'd give me tips? A makeover maybe? We should go shopping together too.
 
Bats, Rats and Pigeons where they should not be...

Oh shit... flicking TV channels - EECK - Bear Grylls!!! (yes I did know of him, but pmann I can not say I was acquainted with his penis.:) )

Where is the catfish?
 
The previous post reads like an episode of Hillbilly Home Cooking* from the Food Channel.

Just what the heck were you watching Night?





* Made up show. No such show, to my knowledge, exists.
 
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