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I could so do a Hillbilly Cooking Show. lol I couldn't put possum, squirrel, or rabbit on the menu.

NL, I can smell that barbie all the way up here!

*snerk* Auto-correct wanted to capitalize Barbie. That would put a whole new spin on the above comment. *giggles*
 
NightL said:
Smelly Barbie
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/2390862072/MarlboroBarbie.jpg
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You can almost smell the menthol ciggy.....

The only things I can see which have me questioning how smelly Smelly Barbie is, are:
* Her nails. The polish should be chipped and chewed down to the flesh
* Barbie is missing those raccoony eyes, where her mascara ran following the interminable crying jags that always occur when she drinks boxed white wine.
* One would expect Smelly Barbie to have Lot Lizard hair, but this shot could have been taken at the beginning of the night



NightL said:
Canadian Hillbilly BBQ

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx289/NightL/Canadian-barbie_zps8f17f573.jpg
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Everything in the photo is a fairly accurate representation except the girl to squirrel ratio.

Girls just aren't as big as the squirrels get here.
 
A girl's daddy is the most important man in her life. He sets the bar for every man who follows him. If he gives her the love and attention she needs while she's little, she'll grow up to be confident, independent, and have high self-esteem. She'll make better choices in romantic partners which will repeat the cycle when she has kids of her own.

If he doesn't give her the emotional love and support she craves, she will be more likely to engage in destructive habits, be more promiscuous, more likely to get into drug or alcohol abuse, or to choose a partner who is not as honorable.

Men, if you have daughters, your relationship with them sets the tone for the rest of her life. Work will still be here when she's long gone. Extravagances mean nothing to her if you can't be there to share them with her.

Nobody on earth will ever worship a man like his daughter. She'll be grown and on her own before you know it. Spend as much time as you can with her.

Daddy, I love you. We just didn't have enough time together. You were taken from me far too soon. You are still, and always will be, the most important man in my life.
 
BeachMomma said:
A girl's daddy is the most important man in her life. He sets the bar for every man who follows him. If he gives her the love and attention she needs while she's little, she'll grow up to be confident, independent, and have high self-esteem. She'll make better choices in romantic partners which will repeat the cycle when she has kids of her own.

If he doesn't give her the emotional love and support she craves, she will be more likely to engage in destructive habits, be more promiscuous, more likely to get into drug or alcohol abuse, or to choose a partner who is not as honorable.

Men, if you have daughters, your relationship with them sets the tone for the rest of her life. Work will still be here when she's long gone. Extravagances mean nothing to her if you can't be there to share them with her.

Nobody on earth will ever worship a man like his daughter. She'll be grown and on her own before you know it. Spend as much time as you can with her.

Daddy, I love you. We just didn't have enough time together. You were taken from me far too soon. You are still, and always will be, the most important man in my life.
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Some good advice in there BeachLady, and a wee bit of sadness.

Hugs out to you. :heart:
 
pmann said:
I use alternate tunings, will these work for that?
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Of course, nothing but kwal-a-tee here.

Drop D sounds like it wasn't dropped, but thrown down from the heavens by the Rock Gods.
 
Rainshine said:
I just like to say, I love pmann. He's amazing and gorgeous and so so funny. He has the most magnificent cawk in all the lands and moves that put Vanilla Ice to shame.
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Well played Rainshine. Well played.

Call me the "boy who cried wolf", but I actually did not write this. Rainshine did. But none of you will believe that, will you?
 
pmann said:
Well played Rainshine. Well played.

Call me the "boy who cried wolf", but I actually did not write this. Rainshine did. But none of you will believe that, will you?
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I'll go out on a limb and say I still think you wrote it.
 
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