Since most of my friends are on this forum...

[BeachMomma]

It behaved yesterday! I meant to get an appt w my cardio yesterday but I slept all day. Somebody please remind me to call today! The weekend was very stressful, so I was pleased that it didn't complain much. It raced like mad, but I wasnt symptomatic. I checked my rate at lunch. At rest and relaxed it was in the 130s. I'm afraid to know what it was while I ran around like a maniac.

 

[NightL]

Beachie how be you? Tonight I zipped through this whole thread again - laughed and was so moved with emotions revisiting all the glorious wackiness. Look what you started...

Push those concerns into the closest sinkhole and have a beautiful weekend ahead.

 

[BeachMomma]

Hon, I just provided a place and very little direction. Y'all took it and hit the ground running. I've read back over it a few times too. PMann's BBC and whale foreskin posts are classic insanity. Em's post early in the thread can still bring a tear to my eye.

The love, concern, and compassion that all of you showed and continue to show astounds me. You're one helluva good group of people, and I'm honored to be part of the "Royal Family."

 

[Lord Pmann]

Glad to hear you're doing okay.

Also glad to hear you enjoy my posts. They are pretty funny. I love the bat dick. But yeah, my posts are brilliant. Some people aren't really aware of the lingo, but in my business, posts like mine are referred to as "killing it". Just saying.

 

[BeachMomma]

Indeed you do kill it, Pmann. Whether it's your amazing fashion sense, your sexy shoes, your classy embroidered towels, your rapist's wit, your charming smile, your gorgeous eyes, your MAGNIFICENT cawk, insightful posts, fantastic advice or just general aaaaawwwwweeeeessssssoooommmmmeeeeensess, we are lucky to have you. You're adorable and you're way sexier than that Hugh Jackman, who is not sexy at all. You're such a colourful (notice the Aussie spelling) character and you're more animal than man sometimes. Fuck you make me toey and cause puddles in my knickers. *splishy splashy*

Alright you all... I'm off to grab some brekkie, drop off the CHW at didgeridoo lessons, pick up some Vegemite and Fosters, take the pet kangie to the vet, avoid the drop bears and then head home to watch some Steve Irwin on the tube. Thankfully I'm able to make this post, as Australian Internet is absolute shit.

Why do I detect a trace of StickMann in this post?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Why is it so hard to believe that Rainshine really does think all of those things about me?

 

[Lord Pmann]

All I can say is that if I don't get my morning dose of Rainshine, I get carried away!!!

 

[BeachMomma]

Oh I believe she thinks them. I just don't believe she writes them. lol

 

[BeachMomma]

Rainy? Is this you? *squints*

 

[NightL]

 

[BeachMomma]

Yes Beachie, it's me. See?

*squints and bitchfaces pmann*

Pmann is so gorgeous he steals my aya. (See how I said air? Totally Aussie. Because I'm Aussie.)

Hahaha. Yeah I'm still not feeling it.

 

[BeachMomma]

It's all pmann. I'm on holidays and not on my computer at all. Pmann, stop taking advantage of my absence and fucking with my account! AND stop PMIng random hornbags that message me!!!

Not funny!

Now THIS is Rainy! Lmao

 

[Lord Pmann]

I did write a string of hilarious PMs from her account.

LOLzzzzzz, as you would say.

 

[NightL]

and again...

 

[Lord Pmann]

AND stop PMIng random hornbags that message me!!!

I know that I will pay dearly for this. Because Rainshine told me I will pay dearly for this.

 

[BeachMomma]

and again...

There's a paddling and then there's a 2x4 upside the head. He's veering dangerously close to 2x4 territory.

This should be an outstanding show. I'll bring the popcorn!

 

[Lord Pmann]

My Rainshine loves me and would never cause me harm. She's a lover, not a fighter.

 

[BeachMomma]

Damn! I ran out of popcorn! Who will stop at the store and pick some up?

 

[Lord Pmann]

All I know is I've got to sleep with one eye open on my Facie. I'm waiting for the frape or all frapes.

 

[Lord Pmann]

4 months. You'll pay.

You laughed. You know it.

 

[perkyT]

Stepping outta the PG in search of BeautifulBeachBaby...

Where are you? Have you been zapped yet??

 

[BeachMomma]

Stepping outta the PG in search of BeautifulBeachBaby...

Where are you? Have you been zapped yet??

Hi hon! Welcome to the insanity! Pull up a chair and make yourself at home! Nooo! Not that chair. That's my chair. You can sit beside me tho.

I have not been zapped yet. I go to doc wed and probably have to wear a holter monitor until I become symptomatic again. Then we'll set a date to meet w EP cardio.

How are you? Anything exciting going on?

 

[perkyT]

Hi hon! Welcome to the insanity! Pull up a chair and make yourself at home! Nooo! Not that chair. That's my chair. You can sit beside me tho.

I have not been zapped yet. I go to doc wed and probably have to wear a holter monitor until I become symptomatic again. Then we'll set a date to meet w EP cardio.

How are you? Anything exciting going on?

I'll just sit on your lap.

Nope, nothing eventful...in your case, that's a wonderful thing!!!

The Neighbor Dane Pup is gone...she gave him to her daughter.

 

[BeachMomma]

I'll just sit on your lap.

Nope, nothing eventful...in your case, that's a wonderful thing!!!

The Neighbor Dane Pup is gone...she gave him to her daughter.

Did you ever go on your recon mission and get a pic?

That's it. Come sit on Momma's lap. I'll protect you from the big, bad StickMann.

I long for an uneventful day again. I think I've forgotten how it feels!

 

[BeachMomma]

HOLY SHIT! There ya have it guys. Blue balls really do exist. Yikes!