Since most of my friends are on this forum...

Lord Pmann · Sep 24, 2013

My beloved Rainy isn't capable of harm! She's delicate and soft, like whale foreskin. She has very large and impressive guns, I admit. However, she loves me and would never use them on me.

Lord Pmann · Sep 25, 2013

Rainshine said:
That is not what I took from the conversation.

Yes. You found me adorable. Told me you loved me and asked me to play a tune on me lute. That's how I remember it.

Lord Pmann · Sep 25, 2013

Rainshine said:
Honey, buy a good vibrator. You can love your dog, you just can't LOVE your dog. *waves finger*

There are a group of weirdos on the Fetish forum who would disagree.

BeachMomma · Sep 25, 2013

Rainshine said:
Em, this is almost enough to get you on my Iggy list. *squint*

Lucky I love ya more than Beachy does and I'm good at second chances. *squint*

Nobody loves Em more than I do! (I wonder if having two women fight over him will poof his ego. If that doesn't work we can always make out.

)

Rainshine said:
Honey, buy a good vibrator. You can love your dog, you just can't LOVE your dog. *waves finger*

Oh honey. I have a whole collection of vibrators. :devil:

come to think of it...I need to buy batteries.

BeachMomma · Sep 25, 2013

I didn't say he's my lover. I said he's my boyfriend. There's a difference.

Saucyminx · Sep 25, 2013

BeachMomma said:
Nobody loves Em more than I do! (I wonder if having two women fight over him will poof his ego. If that doesn't work we can always make out. ).

Ooooh! Can I film? Pretty please with D batteries on top.

cf23430 · Sep 25, 2013

BeachMomma said:
I didn't say he's my lover. I said he's my boyfriend. There's a difference.

Lucky man he is

BeachMomma · Sep 25, 2013

Rainshine said:
You only let him go to first base?

I hold his paw, scratch under his chin, and fall asleep on his shoulder.

Rainshine said:
Beachy, have you met pmann? He has monogrammed towels you know. *nods in his direction and grins*

And he has sexier shoes than I do!

Saucyminx said:
Ooooh! Can I film? Pretty please with D batteries on top.

Throw in some C batteries too, and you've got a deal!

cf23430 said:
Lucky man he is

. He does love the way I feed him kibbles and treats under the table when B3 and Gracie aren't looking. Hehehe

Emerson40 · Sep 26, 2013

BeachMomma said:
Nobody loves Em more than I do! (I wonder if having two women fight over him will poof his ego. If that doesn't work we can always make out. )

Oh honey. I have a whole collection of vibrators. come to think of it...I need to buy batteries.

Saucyminx said:
Ooooh! Can I film? Pretty please with D batteries on top.

BeachMomma said:
Throw in some C batteries too, and you've got a deal!

Hehehe

I've asked around and there are many, certainly a consensus, that would support this happening.

Collections of batteries, from anonymous donors, have been left at my doorstep, the largest of which came in a lovely red monogrammed box, constructed of smooth and supple Italian cardboard. I noted the familiar F-L-A postmark...

BeachMomma · Sep 26, 2013

Emerson40 said:
I've asked around and there are many, certainly a consensus, that would support this happening.

Collections of batteries, from anonymous donors, have been left at my doorstep, the largest of which came in a lovely red monogrammed box, constructed of smooth and supple Italian cardboard. I noted the familiar F-L-A postmark...

PARTY @ EM'S HOUSE! WOOHOOO!

We'll bring the toys. He has the batteries.

Sugar, if I sent you batteries, it was just so you'd have plenty on hand when I come to visit. ;-) Not that I think you'll need them, but the addition of toys can often enhance an experience and change it from good to earth-shattering. :devil:

Lord Pmann · Sep 27, 2013

Rainshine said:
The monogrammed box and supple italian leather, definitely made me think it was pmann sending Em parcels.

There's not much I can say to defend this. Really, there's not.

BeachMomma · Sep 27, 2013

Rainshine said:
The monogrammed box and supple italian leather, definitely made me think it was pmann sending Em parcels.

Oh hell. You're right. Lmao. I forget PMann is in fla too. Lol.

Wait. He isn't really. His section of fla isn't even considered Florida. Not really. It's more of a Georgia annex. Yeah. That's it. South Georgia squared.

But the party is still at Em's house if he's got all those lovely batteries. I wonder what kind of toy collection he has? It can be a BYOT party.

BeachMomma · Oct 3, 2013

It's been too quiet in here lately! *peeks in to make sure Rainy and PMann are decent*

I apologize for the dust and cobwebs; I've been a little busy lately.

Oops! I found Rainy and PMann. They aren't decent.

*settles in to watch a good show*

Lord Pmann · Oct 3, 2013

Decent? Pfft.

BeachMomma · Oct 3, 2013

Hi hon! It's behaving itself! I'm shocked and amazed. Especially since I started smoking again.

I made it two weeks before I broke down. Now I gotta do it again.

BeachMomma · Oct 3, 2013

By decent I meant clothed. And, well, by decent - AND clothed, I meant Rainy.

BeachMomma · Oct 4, 2013

I'll do it. It might take a while, but I'll do it.

BeachMomma · Oct 4, 2013

I need to find an acceptable substitute.

Lord Pmann · Oct 5, 2013

Rainshine said:
Pmann, looksie... Clicky Clicky

Rainshine, looksie... Clicky Clicky

Hugh Jackman is considered a Wanky bender here in America, where I am currently visiting. He's a talentless hack. Everyone knows it.

Saucyminx · Oct 5, 2013

Rainshine said:
Pmann, looksie... Clicky Clicky

He is quite a fine speciman.

There you go Beachy. Find something that looks like that and it will take your mind off the smokes entirely. Every time you want a butt, have a piece of ass instead. Might be awkward during smoke breaks at work, but still could be a lot of fun.

Hmmm, methinks there is a plot bunny in here somewhere...running off to write "The Hugh Jackman look-alike Nicotine Rehabilitation Clinic."

BeachMomma · Oct 5, 2013

Saucyminx said:
He is quite a fine speciman.

There you go Beachy. Find something that looks like that and it will take your mind off the smokes entirely. Every time you want a butt, have a piece of ass instead. Might be awkward during smoke breaks at work, but still could be a lot of fun.

Hmmm, methinks there is a plot bunny in here somewhere...running off to write "The Hugh Jackman look-alike Nicotine Rehabilitation Clinic."

Oohhh! That's a lovely idea! Now I just need a volunteer. Hehe

Lord Pmann · Oct 5, 2013

Hugh is a tool, for the record. Let us all get that straight. And Rainshine thinks I'm way sexier than that bendy twat.

Emerson40 · Oct 5, 2013

pmann said:
Hugh is a tool, for the record. Let us all get that straight. And Rainshine thinks I'm way sexier than that bendy twat.

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Emerson40 · Oct 9, 2013

BeachMomma said:
Hi hon! It's behaving itself! I'm shocked and amazed. Especially since I started smoking again. I made it two weeks before I broke down. Now I gotta do it again.

BeachLady... Why you messing with fate and good fortune. Your ticky-tonky heart starts behaving and isn't knocking you to your knees, and you start the ciggies again?!?!
And after two weeks? Isn't that after the hard bit? I hear the first four, five days are the hardest and then it's just discipline after that.

Hang in there Beachy and kick these things. I know you can do it. Heck, you even showed yourself it can be done.

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