Since most of my friends are on this forum...

[Saucyminx]

A little something to brighten your day, gents...

http://imgur.com/a/mgume

Someone forgot the frozen peas.

 

[Emerson40]

A little something to brighten your day, gents...

http://imgur.com/a/mgume

Jaysus H. Christ in a Handcart! That is almost as bad as Red Pancake Infection (when the ol' Blue Waffle goes terribly wrong).


Yet another reason why one should not exceed recommended dosages, as described on the bottle.

Hey BeachLady, howz the holter monitor lookin'? Did your sexy meat... I mean male nurse hook you up?

Did he get all "symptomatic" when he placed your electrodes? Know what I mean, nudge-nudge, wink-wink.

 

[BeachMomma]

Jaysus H. Christ in a Handcart! That is almost as bad as Red Pancake Infection (when the ol' Blue Waffle goes terribly wrong).


Yet another reason why one should not exceed recommended dosages, as described on the bottle.

Hey BeachLady, howz the holter monitor lookin'? Did your sexy meat... I mean male nurse hook you up?

Did he get all "symptomatic" when he placed your electrodes? Know what I mean, nudge-nudge, wink-wink.

HOLY SHIT! *praying to God I never have to take care of that during my career*

I'm sure my Holter monitor is lovely, but I'm not wearing one. It's a long story. Suffice it to say that I am now actively looking to change cardiologists.

He wants me to wait until I'm symptomatic then put myself on the monitor at work. Ummm, that would be great if I were at work 24/7. I only work three days a week! That's less than a 25% chance of being at work when it happens.

He did increase my dosage of calcium channel blocker. That's all he did. Oh, and he told me to avoid the nitro (because it puts me into congestive heart failure); I had already stopped using that on my own. (C'mon. I'm not stupid. When a medication makes it difficult to breathe, I don't need to be told to stop using it!)

He still doesn't seem convinced that the chest pain is cardiac. He seems to think it's esophageal spasms. That's possible, but it still doesn't explain why my heart races the Daytona 500. I mean, seriously. I topped out at 220 the last time. That is *not* GI! I could live with the chest pain if that's all there was to it. The ungodly rate and the symptoms that go along with it scare the hell out of me. I simply can't live with that.

I can't figure out why he's being so conservative with this. Maybe he's afraid something will go wrong and he'll be known as the cardiologist who killed off the nurse. Or even worse that I'll come back and haunt him. lol It's been going on 10 months. I think it's time to get a little more aggressive.

 

[BeachMomma]

I'll get an appt Monday. Meanwhile, I've had a few more bouts of chest pains. They weren't severe but I had palpitations. No symptomatic arrhythmias. Ugh. I almost wish it would happen again at work so I can throw on a monitor and get a printout.

Had a patient yesterday in severe electrolyte imbalance. I had three lines, four pumps, and four drips going. And a blood transfusion. I got a crash course in monitoring multiple pumps at the same time. Lol. We rarely have more than two pumps on our patients.

Anyway this guy was in the same arrhythmia I go into. I kept thinking to myself....you need to get this shit fixed or this will be you in that bed. We don't have a lot of nurses on our floor that I'd trust to do what I did yesterday. Most of them are new nurses and they couldn't keep that many lines and pumps organized if their lives depended on it. Hell, *I* struggled.

He converted back into normal sinus rhythm and I eventually got to stop most of his drips. I'll stop the others today. Woohoo!

 

[Emerson40]

Let us know how things go on Monday BeachLady. Hopefully you will find yourself in the hands of a specialist who will be proactive in solving this, and not by some cover-my-ass medical means that draws this out longer still.




By the way, we are looking for an update as to how things are going at Chez Beachy.

Has the pussy thrashed your furniture yet?

Do you wish you'd got the cock instead?

 

[BeachMomma]

Lmao! I love you Em!

I'll just call for an appt today. I'd be shocked if I got in. There's a lot going on. I may shoot you an email later.

Hugs

 

[cf23430]

hope that you get to feeling better......good luck on the appointment

 

[BeachMomma]

Thanks hon!

 

[zappy625]

So how's your heart now?lol

 

[BeachMomma]

It hurts. I haven't talked to you all day!

Shit. I forgot to call the cardio's office. grrr. I had issues to fix. A sleepless night to recover from. Hell, I just plain forgot.

 

[perkyT]

I've never seen this order before...it should be protocol.

 

[perkyT]

It hurts. I haven't talked to you all day!

Shit. I forgot to call the cardio's office. grrr. I had issues to fix. A sleepless night to recover from. Hell, I just plain forgot.

WTF. BeachBaby. I only wanna come to Floradaa to sit in the hot tub with you & theB3s...not drag your sweet ass to a cardiologist!!!

 

[BeachMomma]

I've never seen this order before...it should be protocol.

HAHAHA! That IS what it means! And when it says Ativan PRN for anxiety, that means my anxiety too. LOL

 

[BeachMomma]

Come on down! I'd love to have ya, and I'm pretty sure B3 would contain his disappointment at having to share Mrs B3 and me with you.

One thing though.....I'm G-man's girlfriend! As long as you don't try to get between us, everything will be fine!

 

[perkyT]

Come on down! I'd love to have ya, and I'm pretty sure B3 would contain his disappointment at having to share Mrs B3 and me with you.

One thing though.....I'm G-man's girlfriend! As long as you don't try to get between us, everything will be fine!

What? We'll see about that!!

what day are you on?

 

[BeachMomma]

You can have B-man. I'm G-man's girlfriend. LOL

I smoked my last cigarette one week ago today.

 

[Saucyminx]

You can have B-man. I'm G-man's girlfriend. LOL

I smoked my last cigarette one week ago today.

Congratulations Beachy! We should have a drink to celebrate.

 

[BeachMomma]

Uh huh. Thanks. No thanks. I'm swearing off alcohol until I'm a little more established as a non-smoker.

 

[Saucyminx]

Uh huh. Thanks. No thanks. I'm swearing off alcohol until I'm a little more established as a non-smoker.

Wow, color me impressed. I don't think I could give up all that at once.

 

[BeachMomma]

I'm not giving up drinking. I'm just putting it on hold. Drinking is one of my biggest smoking triggers, so I'm just backing off until I'm more established.

 

[Emerson40]

E-man / E1 checking in.

So very happy you kicked the ciggies and would like to hear how the ticky-tock ticker is doing.

Never did get the update a la Chez Beachy....and who's G-Man? There's B3 / B-Man, G-Man, pmann, and a ghey man who decorates your patio and steals your Post-Its.

With work, screening sales calls from the cake-flavored voddie folks, and all these men of alphabet, it is no wonder you have been unable to keep us current on your well-being.




E-Man out.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Pmann, I thought we discussed this^.

You're abusing your passie privileges.

We discussed it and we both agreed you loved it, right?

 

[BeachMomma]

LOL Em! That pic is just too cute!

G-man is B3's dog....Gunner. He's my boyfriend. My heart is behaving! WOOT! I don't know if it was *just* quitting smoking or that in combination with raising my anti-arrhythmics, but it's doing much better! Thanks for asking!

Mind if I sit here beside you to watch Rainy whoop up on PMann? If I get skeered, I might cuddle into you just a little.

 

[Emerson40]

It has been quite some time since I posted a voicie here. I do apologise deeply for that. Here ya go:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AoPzN775sY

Hello pmann,

A beautiful vocaroo - as usual. I was totally lost in it and visualizing this:

behind that sexy voice.

Might I suggest you consult this site prior to your next recording. The stumble during the recording where you could not recall the time or day of the week robbed your listeners of the full fapping potential of that recording.

Speaking strictly for myself, I would not appreciate feelings of being short-changed during an aural fantasy fulfillment experience. This, when added to post-wank guilt and feelings of self-loathing, concoct a bitter cocktail that could really put a damper on a dude's day.

 

[Emerson40]

That voicey recording bit reminded me of something I wanted to share with the Lustrous Precipitator.

Someone sent me this clip of a Brucey song, played at 45 RPM, that sounds like Dolly Parton covered the song.

Not knockin' the "boss", just thought it funny how someone thought the "boss" was the "boobs" when the vinyl is spun faster.