Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[LeSabreur]

Nude dogsledding

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Obstructing injustice, if the criminals get their desire

 

[LeSabreur]

Paroxysmal ventricular tachycardia with QT segment prolongation

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Quivering palms slipping their grip on the mercury fulminate in a hydrocarbon vapor cloud

 

[nowisthetime]

Raining glass from exoplanet HD 189733 b

 

[snexxer]

Struck by lightening while bending over with a steel butt plug in.

 

[Seamus44]

Testicular cancer

 

[Trubbycat]

Unusually mutated cells

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Vicious horde of teething babies of unusual size

 

[RickTango]

Waiting on a train track for the love of your life to arrive

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Xplosives.

 

[Wageslave]

Zebra with a pointed stick

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Yeti with a rock in a sock

Angry ankle-gnawing armadillos

 

[Trubbycat]

Bloodthirsty brontotheres bellowing balefully

 

[Seamus44]

Cackling chorus of crows

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Deer. No alliteration needed, they're just plain deadly. :F

 

[Seamus44]

Extra crispy kfc

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Frangelico by the hogshead

 

[LeSabreur]

Gargling while someone is tickling you

 

[nowisthetime]

Huge asteroid hitting Earth at 45,000 mph

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Intestines reaching up to strangle yourself

 

[LeSabreur]

Jerking off after taking an 8-ball of meth

 

[Seamus44]

Kickball to the groin

 

[subdudeme13]

Jerking off after taking an 8-ball of meth

Speed kills, you don't even need to jerk off. At least is what the graffiti on the bathroom wall above the urninal said!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Licorice going down the wrong pipe. No, the OTHER wrong pipe.