Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[mnbreastluver]

Kissing a mob bosses wife.

 

[Taegul]

Letting your 10-year-old nephew take the wheel of your brand-new Vette.

 

[Seamus44]

Mixing amonoia and bleach

 

[_valkyrie_]

Napalm cocktail.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Opening a window on a commercial jet at altitude

 

[Slaneshforfun69]

Peeing on the steel buttplug that got struck by lightning a few days ago.

 

[MorpheusLunar]

Quoting Truth to Antifa.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Reaching just a little too far to the side on top the loooong ladder

 

[mnbreastluver]

Sex in the back of a small airplane, trying to join the mile high club, when you’re the pilot.

 

[SmilingLez]

Tea laced with hemlock

 

[mnbreastluver]

Under wear possessed and strangling you in your sleep. Where’s an exorcist when you need one.

 

[Seamus44]

Vaginal cramps

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Wild hairs up your ass

 

[Seamus44]

Xlax to expel wild hairs

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Yellowing of the skin

 

[Seamus44]

Ziplining just above shark filled water

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Antarctic vestiphobia

 

[fool4u]

Australia.
If you go out in the sun, it's melanoma.
If you go in the ocean, it's

• Sharks
• Irukandji
• Eastern fortescue

If you go on land, it's

• Brown snakes
• Funnel web spiders
• Death Adder
• Taipan
• Bees

So Australia will kill you.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Bull fighting wearing a red onesie and a kielbasa instead of having a sword.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Chasing leprosy

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

Death

 

[mnbreastluver]

Enticing Bigfoot to be your friend

 

[Cindy027]

Fucking huge fanged animals.

 

[Seamus44]

Giants

 

[Taegul]

Headless Horseman.