Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[Solsurfer]

Mountain lions - very sneaky kitty kats

 

[ChristopherDW]

Narcoleptic Uber driver.

 

[Seamus44]

Ogres

 

[mnbreastluver]

Pole vaulting using your penis as the pole over a river of hungry piranhas.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Quickly running from trouble only to unwittingly run into traffic

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Reckless responses

 

[LeSabreur]

Sustained ventricular tachycardia

 

[Cindy027]

Tornadoes

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Unununium seasoned fries

 

[Cindy027]

Very big unununium pellets.

 

[snexxer]

Wacked by an Unununium rod.

 

[RachelWalsh]

Wacked by an Unununium rod.

X life

 

[Cindy027]

Young half life ununumium particles.

 

[snexxer]

Zip-lining a ununumium cord.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Adsobing unununium with bare skin

 

[Seamus44]

Bullets tipped with depleted unununium

 

[snexxer]

Chemists upset that we are calling Roentgenium, Unununium

 

[Seamus44]

Deputy Droopalong

 

[mnbreastluver]

Entering a biker bar on an electric scooter and telling them their Harley’s suck.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Finding where your kidd hid their squeaky hammer by stepping on it while the Bad Guy is right... over... HERE?!?

 

[cocokittysurprise]

(The absolute) Gigaton of caffeine I ingest through the form of coffee, probably.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Hiking in Africa with clothing made of steaks.

 

[SimonSex]

So much killing on American soil. May I suggest a hiatus of this tread as a gesture to the lives of innocents taken from us?

 

[Shenanigans90]

So much killing on American soil. May I suggest a hiatus of this tread as a gesture to the lives of innocents taken from us?

ABC order

Indecent deeds on icy roads

 

[Shenanigans90]

Why are you mad @SimonSex?

Jealous lovers