son of the isolated blurts thread!

[Miles Long]

Quiet, but effective

 

[Saucyminx]

That sounds both delicious and strangely like there is a double entendre in there somewhere.

It's funny, I kind of thought that too after I posted it, but I swear, it was pure food porn. I had a similar feeling later when I was juicing a meyer lemon. *swoon*

 

[multitalentman]

It's funny, I kind of thought that too after I posted it, but I swear, it was pure food porn. I had a similar feeling later when I was juicing a meyer lemon. *swoon*

Soooo much material here......

*takes the high road and says nothing more*

Grinning and whistling quietly to myself*

 

[silverwhisper]

as you can see, multitalentman, minxy's name is well-chosen. :>


i mentioned a while back i've been giving my neighbor a ride to/from work. nice guy but i hate the fact that he doesn't have mobile phone reception and he doesn't check email. millennials piss me off like that.

ed

 

[multitalentman]

as you can see, multitalentman, minxy's name is well-chosen. :>




ed

Indeed it is!

 

[bailadora]

Trying to get all these people to move in the same direction at the same time is like herding cats. We've *only* been getting ready for the last hour and a half!

 

[Saucyminx]

Time to get out the whip mama

 

[multitalentman]

Trying to get all these people to move in the same direction at the same time is like herding cats. We've *only* been getting ready for the last hour and a half!

Time to get out the whip mama

All you need is an Alpha voice ladies.

 

[bailadora]

Time to get out the whip mama

It's getting close to that!

All you need is an Alpha voice ladies.

I don't know about Alpha voice, but I've been told my Mom voice is pretty effective! Might have to break that out, as well.

 

[bailadora]

Does Tumblr allow upload of large videos or is just gifs?

Baila, I do not envy you!!

I can't help with the tech issue, Rainy, but thank you for the well wishes. I'm down to waiting on one minion, and as it's mine, I'm about to break out Mom voice!

 

[Saucyminx]

Coupled with mom look--they will move it.

My mom just got this look on her face, didn't say a word, and we would run like hell. lol

 

[pete]

Does Tumblr allow upload of large videos or is just gifs?

Baila, I do not envy you!!

i've seen 5 and 6 minute videos on tumblr before, but don't ask me how they do it.

are you making a page of your favorite things ?

 

[Saucyminx]

I'm no help with that sort of thing dear one. I'm hopeless. I even have a tumblr acct and have never posted a darn thing on it. lol

I have a new product line to promote! Someone posted a gif in the fingerfucking2 thread and the girl had what looked to be a sticker with gems on her snizz.

I have dubbed it Besnazzled. No one on there found that nearly as funny as I do--but I'm thinking it could be a great As seen on TV marketing campaign.

and Announcer--Tired of your same old boring snatch? Is the GYN yawning when you take your pet beaver to the vet? Besnazzled is for you! You too can have an exciting, dynamic vag. Glitter it! Add some jewels! Even some mirror in case he wants to check his teeth. Smooth skin and annoying hair to everyday for you? Remember to Besnazzle it! (Trademarked, may not be available in your area. Please see the special North Korea version with special stick-ons of our beloved dictator's face with limited edition front teeth jewel.)

 

[Saucyminx]

I think it's already been done as vajazzled, lovely, but all things old are new so give it a whirl!

*pouts* But, but, I was going to have all my lesbros in the infomercial--and I bet they don't have any North Korean dictators in their value bundles *sniffle*

 

[Saucyminx]

Been putting off wrapping the lovely pink milk glass cake stand I acquired for my best r/l friend. Went to put it in the box, and my eye for spatial relationships has failed me, it doesn't fit, so I had to wrap the damn thing with no box.

It is horrifying! It looks like it was wrapped by the 3rd grade girl scouts in the mall, and not the ones with the pressed uniforms and the blonde mom who helps with bow placement--oh no!--the ones with the rumpled tee shirts, and the mom who's missing teeth and smoking while the girls use too much tape.

I have a reputation to uphold with wrapping. Even the gorgeous gold wired bow, and the antique pink Santa ornament aren't helping.

*sobs uncontrollably*

 

[bailadora]

Bar hopping on parents' night out. Had a blast, but holy shit, my dogs are barking! Totally chose the wrong shoes to wear. *limps off to the bathtub*

 

[bailadora]

This made me giggle. Been there, Baila, oh boy. *enjoy the soak*

Glad to have made you smile, my friend! I should have ordered one more Cuban punch. My feet would still hurt, but I don't think I'd care as much!

 

[bailadora]

Just crack a bottle of bubbles, grab a glass and take it to the bath. *nods* That's the only way to handle this situation.

Sadly, no bubbles in the house as of yet. I do have a half finished bottle of chardonnay. I guess needs must. *sigh*

Thank you for the idea, lovely. I'm off to soak for real, now!

 

[bailadora]

I only thought I was going to escape the drama llama making an appearance at my house. Fuck!

 

[Saucyminx]

Drama llamas make great rugs.

 

[bailadora]

Indeed they do, Saucy! Thankfully, this particular llama didn't grow into the epic proportions I feared it would. It remained a baby llama. *whew*

 

[Emerson40]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9lccnsSaw1rsdeyzo1_250.png​

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

{I am really, really ready to stop crying and stop hurting.
and, you know...to stop wanting him would be helpful as well.}

 

[Saucyminx]

{I am really, really ready to stop crying and stop hurting.
and, you know...to stop wanting him would be helpful as well.}

Hugs honey.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Hugs honey.

thank you, Saucy.