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Oh my. . .Rainy, you nearly made me pee, so fuckin funny.

The Yule Shrub has been obtained! The cat is afraid of it. I think that will last about 47.3 more seconds. Then I'm sure I will be fishing her out of the top branches as it is toppled on the floor.
 
I just saved a ton of money on Christmas presents by fighting with my husband.
 
Rainshine said:
Turns out doing all your Christmas shopping at 1am Christmas Eve morning is a truly truly hideous idea. Almost as bad as moving house the week before 22 freeloaders come for Christmas lunch at your house... that's still not unpacked.

Dickhead of the decade award goes to me.
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No sweetie, considering, you would still only get runner up. :D The Entomologist would be the clear winner. :rose:

Eilan said:
I just saved a ton of money on Christmas presents by fighting with my husband.
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I knew husbands were good for something aside from opening jars. ;) I still don't want another one though.

Conversation in my kitchen last night:
Manletminx - You are delusional! Just move.

Babyminx - Mom! He has mass hysteria and there is only one of him!

Manletminx - You are such a chump.

It was a long, long, cookie baking session.
 
Rainshine said:
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Does that bug anyone?
 
Thanks for the sympathy my lovelies.

So all the pain in my head is gone, and the blindness in my right eye is all cleared up. I'm just down to vertigo, nausea, and feeling like there is an icepick in my shoulder. It's probably a candy cane shiv from when I was at the mall. :mad:
 
Saucyminx said:
Thanks for the sympathy my lovelies.

So all the pain in my head is gone, and the blindness in my right eye is all cleared up. I'm just down to vertigo, nausea, and feeling like there is an icepick in my shoulder. It's probably a candy cane shiv from when I was at the mall. :mad:
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Hope you feel better soon, Saucyminx!

It's Christmas Eve, you should be in a more festive mood! :rose:
 
Saucyminx said:
Thanks for the sympathy my lovelies.

So all the pain in my head is gone, and the blindness in my right eye is all cleared up. I'm just down to vertigo, nausea, and feeling like there is an icepick in my shoulder. It's probably a candy cane shiv from when I was at the mall. :mad:
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I hope all is well now Saucy. :(
 
Lovely, you must broaden your horizons. That would be a very very nice start.
 
Why does drinking 6 beers and a shot of tequila sound like such a better idea when tall handsome men are buying them? Probably the same reason riding that mechanical bull sounded like such a fantastic idea. . .
 
Saucyminx said:
Why does drinking 6 beers and a shot of tequila sound like such a better idea when tall handsome men are buying them? Probably the same reason riding that mechanical bull sounded like such a fantastic idea. . .
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:D :D Hope you wore jeans and not a skirt. ;)
 
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