son of the isolated blurts thread!

[Emerson40]

I'm thinking I've seen those moobs before!

I did spend a drunken, blurry few months in Australia in '02.


Surely not!

 

[Saucyminx]

Def class 3. There is also some 'oozing around to your back moob' going on there too. That one is not on the chart--it is just too egregious.

 

[unregistered]

 

[midwestyankee]

Hey MWY! The butter pat as the finishing touch on the scrambled eggs was so good! You've so improved my go-to breakfast. Thanks!!

Terrific! I'm glad you liked the results. We got the technique from Julia's Kitchen Wisdom. It's a great little book.

 

[NippleMuncher]

It's eveywhere. Everywhere. just look around. Leaky underboob, wobbly overboob, overflowing sideboob, oozing around to your back boob.

I mean I have big boobs, I get that it's a pain sometimes to bother being fitted but still! Do it! Especially if you plan to flaunt them or sell yourself with them.

/rant

Careful, you're beginning to sound like me!

It isn't about objectification, it is about having a bit of care for personal appearance. Clothing, of any type, whether on a man or woman, if it doesn't fit well, it does not belong on your body. Women in clothes 3 sizes too small is not attractive, no matter what your size is. Same can be said for men, yeah, I'm looking at you, hipster freaks!

/rant

*squints at Rainy, she started it!*

 

[Saucyminx]

I want these--not so classy but hey, we all know I'm a big supporter of the stripper shoes movement.

Pretty shoes that I need like another hole in the head

 

[Eilan]

I need to stop lazily drinking coffee and start getting ready for work.

 

[Saucyminx]

Good lord woman. That makes me want to blow raspberries on your stomach. Fantastic new AV E!

 

[bailadora]

I want these--not so classy but hey, we all know I'm a big supporter of the stripper shoes movement.

Pretty shoes that I need like another hole in the head

You should totally get them! They're gorgeous AND they're a great price! (Says the woman who bought three pairs of heels last month.)

I bought these, these and these.

 

[pete]

Good lord woman. That makes me want to blow raspberries on your stomach. Fantastic new AV E!

i concur, it IS quite raspberry-able.

is there a belly button piercing? can't tell on my phone

 

[Eilan]

Good lord woman. That makes me want to blow raspberries on your stomach. Fantastic new AV E!

i concur, it IS quite raspberry-able.

is there a belly button piercing? can't tell on my phone

No, but I might get a midlife-crisis belly ring if I can get in better shape.

 

[NippleMuncher]

New poll:

How raspberryable is Eilan's stomach

- Meh
- It's ok
- That's one fine tummy!
- BLRBLRBLRBLRBLR *takes breath* BLRBLRBLRBLRBLRBLR

 

[Eilan]

New poll:

How raspberryable is Eilan's stomach

- Meh
- It's ok
- That's one fine tummy!
- BLRBLRBLRBLRBLR *takes breath* BLRBLRBLRBLRBLRBLR

Heehee!

 

[NippleMuncher]

Heehee!

You probably guessed which on I voted for.

 

[Eilan]

You probably guessed which on I voted for.

Yup. Meh.

 

[Saucyminx]

You should totally get them! They're gorgeous AND they're a great price! (Says the woman who bought three pairs of heels last month.)

I bought these, these and these.

Oh Baila! You evil temptress. lol. Gorgeous--and the red are smokin hot. I even know which lbd that pair I posted would look great with--but seriously, I must have 100 pair of heels, not including the boots, and that is after getting rid of a bunch when we moved. I have a problem.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Yup. Meh.

Nope, I'll give you a hint.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OVJiKHjYqk

 

[bailadora]

Aw, Rainshine!

*hugs you and passes the ginger ale*

 

[bailadora]

Oh Baila! You evil temptress. lol. Gorgeous--and the red are smokin hot. I even know which lbd that pair I posted would look great with--but seriously, I must have 100 pair of heels, not including the boots, and that is after getting rid of a bunch when we moved. I have a problem.

You're callin' me evil, girlfriend? I spent half the damn day on that site you linked from (thank you, thank you thank you). I'm in lust with these.

100 pairs, huh? I'm a rank novice by comparison. I only have 30 pairs, and my husband is already threatening to cut me off.

 

[Miles Long]

That awkward moment when you throw up in the bin at the shops and promptly start crying into it too.

So... Thursday?

 

[Saucyminx]

That awkward moment when you throw up in the bin at the shops and promptly start crying into it too.

Oh sweetie. I'm so sorry.

You're callin' me evil, girlfriend? I spent half the damn day on that site you linked from (thank you, thank you thank you). I'm in lust with these.

100 pairs, huh? I'm a rank novice by comparison. I only have 30 pairs, and my husband is already threatening to cut me off.

Oops sorry about that. I put that site down until after work so I wouldn't be distracted. Those would look fabulous with my charcoal gray business suit. . .

And I remember scolding your husband on fb for not understanding about women and shoes when you wanted that wondrous shoe rack.

 

[Emerson40]

Oh Baila! You evil temptress. lol. Gorgeous--and the red are smokin hot. I even know which lbd that pair I posted would look great with--but seriously, I must have 100 pair of heels, not including the boots, and that is after getting rid of a bunch when we moved. I have a problem.

You're callin' me evil, girlfriend? I spent half the damn day on that site you linked from (thank you, thank you thank you). I'm in lust with these.

100 pairs, huh? I'm a rank novice by comparison. I only have 30 pairs, and my husband is already threatening to cut me off.

*whispers*

I N T E R V E N T I O N​

 

[DesEsseintes]

And I remember scolding your husband on fb for not understanding about women and shoes when you wanted that wondrous shoe rack.

Women and shoes.

 

[bailadora]

No, but I might get a midlife-crisis belly ring if I can get in better shape.

I'd say you're already in smokin' hot shape as it is.

 

[bailadora]

Oops sorry about that. I put that site down until after work so I wouldn't be distracted. Those would look fabulous with my charcoal gray business suit. . .

And I remember scolding your husband on fb for not understanding about women and shoes when you wanted that wondrous shoe rack.

Yeah, I can see where that would be necessary. And thanks for having my back on FB. I still want that wondrous shoe rack.

*whispers*

I N T E R V E N T I O N​

*yells at the top of my lungs*

S C R E W T H A T

Women and shoes.

See? Des gets it.